HELVETICA STAND~ARD!
"RAWR!"
"EVERYONE RUUUUN!" A middleschooler cried out as a massive shadow fell over the city. "CATIE'S GOT A GUUUUUN!"
"EEEEEEKKKK!" Many politicians cried out in terror as they fled the scene in nothing but their underwear. "HOW HORRIBLE!"
With a determined scowl, Chirashizushi, the angel with a powerful toaster at home, took up a defensive position between the fleeing citizens and the menacing threat. "You won't get by me...Uh..." She faltered for a moment, not knowing exactly what it was that was threatening the city, "You random beastie you~!"
And as the streets shook with the monster's menacing footsteps, our resident angel gulped. Fearing for her own life and limb, but she couldn't run away! Not with civilians still in danger!
And then the monster rounded the corner.
"meow!" purred a tiny, tiny, adorable kitten with a monstrous looking pink collar.
Chirashizushi did a double take, "Ehhh?"
A.N.: The Kitten's full name is "Catie Heart Gun," and she does not appreciate her owner putting that hideous collar on her.