20 years later...
"I'm glad I took that job from galk;fgjlk;fjlgkjurifhjd;kgjkghfdigyeruruiofdnvcjx,bauifdn manjhgyfuhbvfjb." said Breen.
"Mr. Breen, this man is here to see you." said one of the combine.
"Send him in."
"right away sir!" the metro cop said.
"whats you name?" Breen asked the man.
"It's me Eli! Don't you remember me, Poker night? Black mesa? That strip club in Vegas?!" Eli said.
"Oh yeah! Whatcha', so what've you been doing lately?" Breen asked.
"well mostly trying to find a way to..." Eli started.
"Why'd you stop?" Breen asked.
"look!"
"Oh shit counterstrike just nuked us!" Breen yeld as they evaporated.
Epilogue:
The G-man rode on a magic pony back to his home. Breen and Eli died. Gordon Married Glados. Counterstrike was pwned. Barney and doctor Kleiner were both lepers and they got all their skin ripped of. And Alyx died. The Metro cop bought a house in Maui and Married Dr. Mossman.
THE END?