Chapter 9: The Amazon

In his Head

"What's the chance they're not gonna shot at us?" Joy asked.

"None," Bruce responded. Fear opened his mouth. "FEAR, unless you're going to suggest something helpful, KEEP, YOUR MOUTH, SHUT."

In Real Life

Batman was getting shot at by several planes. He managed to maneuver past some of them and fire back but he KNEW he was going to go down soon. Then he was hit on one of his wings and he was going to crash in the woods below.

In his Head

"AGAIN!" Anger exclaimed.

"What do you mean, 'again'?" Joy asked.

"This is the FOURTH time this MONTH that our plane has been wrecked!" Anger exclaimed. "And not to mention the MILLIONTH time we've crashed our plane since joining the League. I'm REALLY tired of replacing these things."

"Agreed, Anger," Bruce said. "Agreed."

In Real Life

Batman hit the eject button and he shot out of the plane. He then glided down into the forest below. He touched the ground and looked around.

In his Head

"What do we do now?" Fear asked.

"We find water," Bruce said.

"Why?" Joy asked. "We're not thirst."

"We find water and follow it upstream we can reach a town," Bruce explained.

"And then we do what, exactly?" Degust asked. "We'd still be stuck in the middle of nowhere."

"We can get a signal to call the back-up Batwing here once we get to a clearer area," Bruce said. "But we can't do it here. There're too many trees and they're blocking the signal."

"Where are we again?" Fear asked.

"We're in a forest in the middle of nowhere," Degust answered. "Daah."

"Actually we're in the Amazon Rainforest," Bruce informed her.

"Oh, joy," Degust said sarcastically. "This is gonna be SO fun."

"Well, there are deadly piranhas and snakes and…" Fear said.

"FEAR, what did we agree on?" Bruce asked.

"If I don't have something usually to say I'm to keep my month shut," Fear responded.

"So be QUIET," Bruce told him.

"Hey, look there's the Amazon River!" Joy exclaimed. "Village, here we come!"