Lippies V3 transcript

by JULIE-SU LOVES YOU

Have you ever wanted to explore the world of a crazy snort that wrote a weird story because they thought they were the reincarnation of a fictional character? WELL NOW YOU CAN! HAVE FUN READING THE WORST SONIC FANFIC EVER! (it was originally written as a comic so have fun with this transcript version). If you like Knuckles shipping then don't read this.

10. BOOK 10 RADIOACTIVE

* * / Chapter 1: "I Remember Now . . ." / *

*Duke and Julie-Su are dragging Knuckles through the landfill (known as "the Wastelands"). ALSO THEY'RE WEARING HAZMAT SUITS! IMPORTANT! k*

Duke: (I don't even know where we are anymore . . . I can't believe what I'm doing . . . I'm pretty much taking away the life of someone who doesn't deserve it . . .)

Julie-Su: "We're there, Duke."

Duke: "Okay . . ."

/ Meanwhile . . . /

Paws: "Tails?" / break / "No, Tails . . . you can't be . . ."

Tails: ". . . Huh? Paws? What's going . . ."

Paws: "Don't worry Tails, I'll unrope you . . ."

Tails: "Uuuuuhhh Knuckles!"

Paws: "What happened, Tails? Is he dead?"

Tails: "I don't know . . . but I think . . . I . . . uh . . ." / break / "She hurt Knuckles! Uuuuuuuhhh . . ."

Paws: "It's okay, Tails . . . I think . . ."

/ Later . . . /

*Knuckles wakes up in a building*

Knuckles: ". . . Huh? What's happening . . .?" / break / "I don't feel very good . . ."

*Knuckles walks up and rests his hand on a container*

*Knuckles looks up and sees a radioactive symbol on the container*

*Knuckles has a sudden realization*

Knuckles: "AAAAAAAAAHHHHH!" / break / "I remember now . . . I remember now . . ." / break / "It smells like dead bodies in HERE!"

*Knuckles runs into a giant tub by accident*

Knuckles: "Ow!" / break / "What was that . . .?"

*Knuckles looks down and realizes he is surrounded by dead echidnas*

Knuckles: "Oh my god . . ." / break / "Oh my god GET ME OUTTA HERE!"

*Knuckles runs into the tub again*

Knuckles: "GRRR!"

*Knuckles kicks the tub*

Knuckles: "GET OUT OF MY WAY!"

*The tub cracks and begins to fall over*

Knuckles: "Uh-oh . . ."

*fluid pours out of the tub and it begins to crash into other containers beside it*

*Knuckles begins to run away but is ENGULFED™ by the water*

* / Chapter 3: Radioactive / *

Tails: "Will we ever get out of this garbage dump place? I'm starving, but I don't really want to eat sludge . . ."

Paws: "I think there's a river up here . . . I can try to catch a fish to eat . . ."

/ Few minutes later . . . /

Tails: "I'll look for something to fish with! I'll scream if I see Julie-Su!"

Paws: "Okay, I'll check out this river! Be careful . . ." / break / (There's probably nothing in here . . .) / break / "Hey . . . what's wrong with this water? It's all murky and . . ."

*Paws notices Knuckles' hands grabbing onto a boulder in the river*

Paws: "KNUCKLES?!"

*Two more hands grab the boulder but they don't have gloves*

Paws: "Wait what?"

*Knuckles' head comes out of the water, but he has spines everywhere and weird long teeth*

Knuckles: "Paws?"

Paws: "AH!" / break / "TAILS! Don't come over here! The water's radioactive!"

Knuckles: "Tails?! Where is he?! What does 'radioactive' mean?"

Paws: "GO AWAY!"

Tails: "Who's over there?"

Paws: "No one! Let's go!"

Knuckles: "HEY! You jerk! Don't you run off with Tails!"

*Knuckles slips on the boulder, and he has backwards legs*

Knuckles: "TAILS!"

*as Knuckles falls back into the river, he notices he has four arms, and passes out*

/ Later . . . /

*Knuckles wakes up on a riverbank*

Knuckles: ". . . What the . . ."

*Knuckles is picked up by a weird-looking guy, Dr. Lee Thompson*

Dr. Lee Thompson: "Hi! I'm Dr. Lee Thompson! Want plump, luscious lippies?"

Knuckles: ". . . Dr. Lee Thompson?"

*Knuckles thinks back to all the times Dr. Lee Thompson was mentioned*

Knuckles: "NO!"

Dr. Lee Thompson: "Didn't think so, Knuckles."

*Dr. Lee Thompson punches Knuckles in the face*

Knuckles: "Ow!"

*Knuckles falls down*

Knuckles: "Ow . . ." / break / "AAAHH!"

*Knuckles sees his reflection in the river and realizes how mutated he is*

*Dr. Lee Thompson punches him in the face again*

Knuckles: "Ah!" / break / "STOP!"

*Knuckles punches Dr. Lee Thompson back*

Knuckles: "Grrr!"

Dr. Lee Thompson: "OU!"

*Knuckles run away, but as he's running, he notices more dead echidnas*

Knuckles: "The dead bodies are FOLLOWING ME!" / break / "So it's true . . . all the echidnas are dead . . . except for me, and . . . Julie-Su . . ."

* / Chapter 3: "We're Dying . . ." / *

Tails: "Have you found anything edible yet, Paws?"

*Paws is looking at a creepy bobble head Dr. Eggman toy*

Paws: "Not . . . yet . . . what the . . ."

*Tails takes out his picture of Knuckles and looks at it*

Tails: "I still have it . . . but it's kinda wrecked . . ." / break / "Knuckles . . ." / break / "I NEVER WANT TO SEE JULIE-SU A-"

*Tails is suddenly grabbed by the mouth with a cloth, by Julie-Su*

Tails: "MMM!"

Paws: "Tails, are you alright with these chemical-induced fries that never go bad?" / break / "TAILS!"

Julie-Su: "I don't need you anymore, TRAITOR!"

Paws: "Leave Tails . . ."

*Paws is zapped by Julie-Su's ray gun*

Paws: "ALONE!"

Julie-Su: "Come on, Tails . . . let's go now . . ."

Tails: "MMM!"

Paws: ". . . Oh no . . ."

/ Meanwhile . . . /

Knuckles: "Am I back to where I was before, or what?" / break / "Hey . . . is that Paws again?" / break / "WHERE'S TAILS, YOU JERK?!" / break / "Wait . . . are you dead?"

Paws: "No . . . but we're dying, Knuckles . . . You, Claws and I . . ."

Knuckles: "What?! I'm dying? Is that why I look messed up? And there is no 'Claws'! What happened, and where's Tails?"

Paws: "Yes, there is a Claws . . . and we're both dying . . . Julie-Su zapped us with her gun . . ." / break / "I found Tails tied-up, and I saved him . . . but now Julie-Su has him . . . I tried to save him again, but . . . And you . . . well you got exposed to something radioactive . . . you got mutated and you'll soon die of radiation pois . . ."

Knuckles: "I'll soon die of what? What does 'radioactive' mean? . . . Paws?!" / break / "Oh no . . . oh great . . . what am I supposed to do . . . I can't just leave him here . . ." {ONE OF MY FAVOURITE QUOTES!}

*Knuckles picks up Paws, who has died*

Knuckles: "I hope I find a spot soon . . ." / break / "Why do I feel so hot?" / break / "It probably has to do with that 'radioactive' thing . . . I feel kinda nauseous, too . . ."

* / Chapter 4: Messed in the Head / *

{More like the person that wrote this is messed in the head, amiright? XDDD wh}

/ After a few minutes . . . /

Knuckles: "Okay I need to sit down . . ." / break / ". . . My head hurts . . ." / break / (. . . Oh, good . . . there are trees over there . . .)

*Knuckles randomly pukes the sludge he ate earlier*

Knuckles: "I should hurry . . . I think Paws was right . . ."

/ 10 minutes later /

Knuckles: ". . . Finally . . . I'll bury him here . . ."

*Knuckles begins to dig a hole in the ground*

/ A while later . . . /

Knuckels: ". . . There . . ." /

*Knuckles has made an impeccable burial for Paws*

Knuckles: "Goodbye Paws . . . and thanks for saving Tails . . ." / break / "I should go find a spot to rest . . . I'm too tired . . . Maybe I'll feel better tomorrow . . . I doubt it . . ."

*Knuckles walks into a random concrete building*

Knuckles: "Well, at least I don't think Julie-Su will be so freaking . . . attracted to me since I look creepy now . . ."

*muffled screaming is heard*

Knuckles: ". . . That kinda sounds like Tails . . ."

Julie-Su's voice: "You can't escape me, Knuckles . . . Tails will die soon . . ."

*Knuckles looks over and sees Tails with a blindfold and his arms and legs tied together*

Knuckles: "TAILS!" / break / "Tails . . . oh my god . . ."

*Knuckles is hit in the face by Julie-Su and falls over*

Julie-Su: "It doesn't matter what you look like, I'll still be attracted to you!"

*Julie-Su holds a knife up to Knuckles*

Julie-Su: "Even if you're missing an eye!"

Knuckles: "AAAAAAAHHH!"

Tails: (STOP IT! STOP! I HATE YOU!)

*Knuckles is covering his eyes*

Knuckles: "Uuggghhh . . ."

Julie-Su: "Be happy I only took your bad eye, Knuckles . . ." / break / "It's funny, Knuckles . . . how you would rather suffer this terrible pain than do something normal . . . and let your closest friend suffer, too . . . You sure let your weaknesses get the better of you . . ."

Knuckles: ". . . It's not just 'normal' . . . it's . . . evil . . . and scary . . . and disgusting . . ."

{Author's note: Okay if you know what Knuckles is talking about here, let me say that I'm not like totally against it and think it's the worst thing in the world or whatever, but I will say that it is not something I care for. Also, Knuckles is supposed to have a phobia of it because yum}.

Julie-Su: "Okay then . . . you are really messed in the head . . . I don't want to know your childhood really . . ."

Knuckles: ". . . And you're not? Stabbing other's eyes for no . . ."

*Julie-Su walks over to Tails and shoves Knuckles' eye into his mouth*

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Tails: "AAAAH!"

Knuckles: ". . . Elch . . ."

*Knuckles falls over from the grossness of that . . .*

/ Tails is mine now, Knuckles . . . You'll die sometime in the next 30 hours . . . You won't make it, Knuckles . . . Tails will be tortured until he finally dies . . . Nice friend you are, if only you didn't let your weaknesses get the better of you, Tails wouldn't have to suffer all this needless pain with you . . . /