Author's Note: Yeah, two chapters in one day! This is to make up for the lack of updates yesterday while I waited for Thegonk to sent me the list of errors that needed fixing.
And yes, this chapter was inspired by the Treehouse of Horror segement "Nightmare Cafeteria".
A day had passed since Sherri and Terri Mackleberry had become the newest victims of 'The Springfield Elementary Disappearances', and a vast number of the students had now become well concerned for their well being. But one such student who wasn't was the Jessica Lovejoy, the reverend's daughter.
"Are you kidding me, Jess, how could you not be concerned about this?" Nikki McKenna said. She, Jessica, and Francine Rhenquist had been smoking cigars in the 'bad girl's bathroom', questioning the case that was rocking the school.
"It's just some stupid fad made up by some gullible twit who wanted PR." Jessica said, taking a smoke out of her cigarette. "If that's the case, then why haven't you seen any of the missing students since?" Nikki replied. "That is one of the dumbest things I've ever heard to you say!" Jessica said, facepalming. "No… what you said was even dumber!" The other girl talked back. Both Jessica and Nikki got into a fight and Francine was forced to break it up.
"Enough fighting you two!" Francine yelled at them, she didn't want to use force like she did last time the two got into an argument. "Sorry…" Both of them said. Just then, the school bell rang, indicating lunchtime had begun.
As the three got their tray's, ordered lunch, and sat on their tables, Skinner had been observing the canteen, looking for a girl that he'll murder later today. He walked up to Jessica, Nikki, and Francine, figuring that today's target should be one of the three.
While Skinner was over there, a pack of cigarettes Jessica had stored in her pockets accidentally slipped out. Skinner quickly noticed it and told Jessica "Smoking at school I see, not only are you underage, but it's against school policy too. My office, now!" He grabbed Jessica and took off to his 'office'.
"What do you mean I'm smoking? I would never do anything like that!" She said, passing the Principal's office. "Uh, you passed your office!" Jessica said confused. "Did I say office? I meant my death chambers!" Skinner said, his voice rasing in evilness.
"D-d-d-d-d-d-d-death chambers?" Jessica said worriedly, she originally thought that Seymour Skinner was just kidding about that, but would shortly realize it was no joke. Skinner went into the basement with her and entered his secret rooms.
"What the hell is this place?" the reverend's daughter asked as she gazed the room in shock. "It's the place where I've killed all the students who've disappeared as part of the 'The Springfield Elementary Disappearances'." Skinner told her. "You-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u were the one who killed all those kids!" She said nervously.
"Yep, Bart, Lisa, Milhouse, Nelson, Martin, Ralph, Lewis, Sherri, and Terri!" He said proudly. "You monster!" She said, just like many of Skinner's earlier victims. Although Jessica was a troublemaker just like Bart and usually tended to go much 'further' then he did, Jessica knew that murder would be too much.
"I'm so gonna tell the students and teachers all about your murderous ways, and you'll rot in a dirty prison cell!" She said angrily. Jessica then started to head to the door, but Skinner acted quickly to stop her from leaving. "You're not heading anywhere, Jessikins!" Skinner said while grabbing her. "Besides the door's locked, so you ain't telling no one!" He then added.
"You are such an asshole, Skinner." Jessica responded. Skinner took her into the room marked 'Oven' and stating the obvious, there was an oven in there, only it was somewhat different from a typical house oven. You see, this oven was much bigger than usual and its main purpose was to cook humans alive. Jessica would be the first victim of the oven and rightfully so, Skinner chucked the reverend's daughter into it and closed the door.
"Let me out!" She said, banging the door. "Don't you know how many people do that? They bang the door in hope of getting out the trap, and it always fails to persuade me to let them free." Skinner told her while preheating the oven to 325° F. At that point, she stopped banging it realizing that Skinner had defeated her and was feeling sorrow for herself.
"Why do I deserve this?" She said, beginning to cry. Now, Skinner murdering Jessica may seem justified to some, especially all the crap she put Bart through after stealing the church collection plate. But, she knew that even a crime like that wasn't punishable via this.
She began to sweat heavily as the inside of the oven got hotter as the seconds went by, her skin becoming nice and crisp. "I can't wait for the next part of the plan, serving you to the unsuspecting students!" Skinner said with a shit eating grin on his face. "That's absolutely disgusting!" Jessica said, with her tongue sticking out of her face. Getting killed by a school principal was bad enough, but then getting served to the students was taking it to a whole new level.
Jessica was really starting to cook, with her clothes burning up under the severe heat. "Oh god, that was not part of the plan!" Skinner said in shock. "Oh shoot!" Jessica said at the said time, her cheeks blushing as she covered up her privates. Her long black hair was the next thing to burn up, leaving her bald.
"My hair!" She said, feeling her bald head with one hand. Her eyeballs then exploded, followed by her guts exploding out of her chest.
"Well, that didn't quite go to plan…" Skinner said to himself, nevertheless, Jessica was dead. The homicidal principal turned the oven off and waited for it to cool down. After a few minutes, he got Jessica's remains out of the oven and put them into a meat grinder. He then processed her and stuffed her meat into hot dogs.
"The kids will never know that they're eating a fellow student!" Skinner said, following it with an evil laugh. The typical tape tampering followed in the after school hours.
The following day, the school lunch special was 'Seymour Skinner's Stuffed Meatdogs™', and yes Skinner did come up with that name himself, as crazy as it sounds. Most of the students brought at least one, with Üter stuffing his fat face with about a dozen of them. Of course, most of the students had no idea that they were actually eating Jessica Lovejoy.
"Wow, these taste amazing!" Nikki told the principal. "What's the secret?" She then added. "It's an old family recipe…" Skinner made up on the spot, just like he did with the Steamed Hams. "Hey, where's Jessica?" Francine asked. "Uh... Jessica is a bit sick today." Skinner told her. In reality, she wasn't sick and surprisingly, she fell for it.
"Well that's a shame, she certainly would of love these!" Francine said. But if there was one student who felt something was not right, it would be 8-year old Janey Powell.
"These taste really weird to me…" Janey said to her friends. As much as the disappearance of her 'best' friend Lisa Simpson saddened her, she knew Lisa would go on a rant about them eating meat.
"What do you mean? These are the best hot dogs I've ever had!" Allison said, stuffing her mouth with what was her third one. "DMY, Janey." Alex Whitney added, who was on her second one. "Alex, how much times have we told you not to use that phrase out in public!" Janey said frustrated at her. "Like, sorry Janey-pie" Alex replied back, 'Janey-pie' was Alex's nickname for Janey and the 8-year old didn't like that name one bit.
"I've also constantly reminded you not to use that nickname!" Janey said in a pissed off mood. "Can you two just calm down?" Allison said, who was getting restless over the argument.
But still, Janey (who wasn't the smartest kid in the school) was determined to figure out why the hot dogs tasted so weird to her.