Aw, I've not updated for…like, a week! Ahhhh! (Bangs head repeatedly on random wall.)

Lloyd: Is it just me, or is the author crazy?

Lloyd, don't copy my phrase from the last chapter.

Lloyd: (Blinks) What's a chapter?
Umm, umm… (sweatdrops)

Anyway…let's start, since Mr. Irving/Aurion is STILL being idiotic.

DISCLAIMER: Today is a random day, therefore everything shall be random. Eh, why am I saying this on the disclaimer? Oh well.

Also, I'm sorry if I changed your submitted suggestions a bit. It has to fit in the story, so…I have to make them fit, right? And I might cancel a few out, because I sorta have a limit to how many suggestions; don't want too many suggestions and no original ideas, no?

Okkayyy…let's go!

From GenisFangirl

276. You repeat quotes from the game at appropriate moments. (Do you use your eyes or are they just there for decoration? Lol.)

277. You think your pet is a protozoan.

278. When you're going on a vacation, you ask where Altamira is.

279. You get a wooden washtub and put it in your pool, then hop in it at claim you're looking for Thoda Geyser.

280. You try to act out the washtub scene with friends. (Ew, no way am I going to be Raine!)

281. You post aforementioned scene on the Internet, along with a picture of you pushing your annoying little brother out of your washtub. (XD)

From The Sage of Spirits

282. You think the Penguinists really ARE people in a strange cult.

From Shainkumo Banira (BTW, you spelled your name wrongly in your review.)

283. You wonder what Kratos and Lloyd's immediate reaction would be if they were to eat pizza.

284. If you have the Wii, then you make Miis that look like and have the same names as the Tales of Symphonia characters.

285. You have memorized the weightless puzzle in Welgaia.

286. You would miss school to get ToS2 when it comes out.

287. You would punch a small child to get ToS2 when it comes out.

288. You would go to school in your Kratos Halloween costume.

289. You would bring a real sword to school just to make the costume seem realistic.

290. You would dye your hair the same color as Kratos' just to make it seem even MORE realistic.

291. You would go on the MTV show 'Yo momma' and present your Tales of Symphonia based Yo momma jokes.

292. You would go to extreme lengths to do everything on the List of 101 ways to annoy Kratos Aurion on this site to the auburn-haired mercenary himself. (He exists on Earth, doesn't he? DOESN'T HE!)

From eragonfanatic92

293. When someone says Judgment you immediately think of TOS.

294. When someone says any word, you immediately connect it to TOS.

295. You want to be a ninja like Sheena when you grow up.

From Toyax

296. You go on a rampage whenever a character you like dies in ToS.

297. You have erected a ToS shrine in the back of your closet that you pray to secretly every day.

298. You wonder why there aren't more CG in the game.

From mandrakefunnyjuice

299. You accuse your seminary teacher of blasphemy against Martel.

300. You refuse to walk into the seminary building, considering it profane in your eyes since there is no Derris-Kharlan or elves.

301. You can speak in "..."'s very proficiently. (…)

302. You accidentally got a Kratos haircut when you went to the hair salon.

303. Upon noticing said accidental hairstyle, you give the hairstylist a hug and an extra tip, sufficiently freaking the poor hairstylist out with your strange squeals of random joy at your new hair.

304. And because of your new hair, you dress up as Kratos for Halloween. You even dye your hair auburn and get a good-sized (but heavy) sword to look the part.

305. ...And then you come across a small child dressed as a tomato, and you scream like a small squirrel that's getting run over by a car.

306. You've been to a ToS cosplay and insisted on getting pictures with the best-dressed characters.

307. You accuse others of having IBS when they are a) being stupid, b) are an object of constant irritation, or c) have insulted ToS or your ego in any way or form; when they beat you savagely with their fists, feet, and foreheads, you exclaim in gasps of pain that "I MEANT INFERIOR BEING SYNDROME, NOT IRRITABLE BOWEL SYNDROME!! AH! YGGDRASIL!! GLORY TO THE COMING AGE OF HALF-ELVES!"

308. You are convinced that you are the Chosen reincarnate and decided that you wanted to be a mercenary during Career day.

309. Your counselor laughed at you when you said that.

310. Every time you see Kratos or anything that looks like Kratos or that is purple or hear Cam Clarke's voice or are in any other form or fashion reminded of Kratos, you scream at the top of your lungs "BASTARD MERCENARY!" and attack said thing in a savage barbarian-Lloyd-like fashion.

311. On the contrary, when you see Kratos or anything that looks like Kratos or (etc.), you scream "KRATOS!" And glomp said thing, even if it is another person. (o.O ...)

312. You see a catholic cathedral and go and worship Martel in it.

313. You are convinced that Emil should die at the end of the game and declare that his Mithos-like sissiness is because he looks like a girl and his hair is stupid.

314. You have suspenders and wear them with your red shirt while subsequently spiking your hair up in a sad attempt at Lloyd's hairdo.

315. People have attested to your insanity because you mutter dialogue to your FanFiction under your breath while you're walking in the halls or taking a test in class.

316. When people accuse you of being obsessed, you laugh hysterically thinking of something from this list simply because anything and everything somehow related to your obsession and the inevitable truth that this list inflicts upon others. (Face it; if you're reading this, you've either got to be insanely bored or rabidly obsessed.)

317. You have taken random screenshots from the game and added your own dialogue about what you think the characters are actually thinking or saying, and then you've published it as fan art.

318. You believe Gnomelettes are the bane of all things and wished they could have drowned in Presea's deadly curry. (Why is Presea's curry so…original?)

319. You see something purple and a) relate to Kratos or b) ..."THAT'S THE COLOR OF THE ETERNAL SWORD! ORIGIN! I SEE YOU!"

320. You blame everything that happens to you on Mithos. (Stupid Mithos.)

321. You can cackle just like Mithos.

322. You do so often and just so happen to scare random passersby.

323. You think that Raine should've dissected Colette because she's annoying and it would've made the story better. (Not really. But it'd be nice to think so, wouldn't it, all you Chosen-haters? XD)

324. You want a kendama so badly that you made your own and gave it to yourself for Christmas, saying it was from the Summon Spirit of Christmas even though there is clearly no such thing...

325. Whenever you play the game over, you always start bawling at the following moments: When Botta dies, when Kratos slashes Yuan, when Kratos leaves, when Kratos comes back, when Kratos randomly appears, during the Tower Scene when you battle Kratos, when you battle him again, at Torent Forest, when Corrine dies, when Raine discovers her mother (if you decided to do that particular side-quest), AFTER the Torent Forest when Heimdall gets run over by the bulldozer of boulders from the Tower, when Lloyd gets shot with the arrow, when Lloyd gets the locket/snow bunny (or anything during Flanoir), during the Alicia scenes, during the burning of Ozette, when Altessa gets shot, when Tabatha gets shot, when Colette gets shot, when Lloyd gets shot by Forcyctus (too), when the character of choice gets kidnapped by crazy-Mithos-shadow-thing, during Mithos' last speech, during the Martel/Tabatha cut scene at the end, during the last cutscene, during the Yuan's ring sidequest, when Marble dies, and when Lloyd gets exiled. Also any and all other emotional scenes that I'm forgetting, you cry at those too. (Did anyone understand that?)

326. You have all the characters' and places' theme songs memorized and have them on a CD or mp3 player of some kind, and hum them while you walk places.

327. You see any kind of epic movie (Gladiator, for instance), and somehow end up crying but not because of the sad storyline and the obvious inevitable death of the main character, but because you've somehow managed in your demented mind to connect it to ToS in the most obscure of fashions, and it inspires your tear ducts to overreact. (Did anyone understand this either?)

328. Anyone who is stupid or of inferior intellect to your own is automatically a "Lloyd" if they are a boy, and a "Colette" if they are a girl.

Lol, about the previous submission, if you don't understand, read and read again. And waste more time, therefore making you submit a review due to your ideas trying to pop out of your head. Did anyone understand this? Lol. On a really random side note, these are all copied by hand. Okay, that REALLY is random.

329. You turn off all the lights in your house, claiming that they weren't invented yet, and everyone should use candles.

330. Your parents hug you for not using any electricity, therefore making you more convinced that you should turn off the lights more often.

331. You wonder why people travel by planes instead of Rheairds.

332. You try to sweat drop when people say something stupid. But you fail…

333. You've tried to practice sweat dropping so much that you've actually succeeded.

334. You think that when you die, you'll just see a tree and the words 'Nobody ever saw them again.'

335. You try dying to see whether they appear, but you just die…

336. When you're dead, you try to revive by clicking a save file that came out of nowhere. Weirdly, you succeed.

337. You've made all the laws of nature tired, by all your ToS antics.

338. When you bang into a tree branch, you stab it with a handmade wooden sword and say it's an Ocrot. Then you start savaging the tree and all others around it, leaving them as a broken ones. Then you say you're in Ozette after the fire.

229. You're so concentrative on reading this that you've never even noticed the typo in the symptom number.

340. You attempt to create your own Rheairds, failing miserably in the process.

341. When you see a lightning strike, you look around for Volt or a spell caster.

342. You call short people 'Genis-sized'.

343. Chicken Little rocks!

344. Damn, my stupid brother.

345. Yeah, people, I'm wasting space. WB, dude.

346. Purple's become your favourite color.

347. You can't bear to say the word 'tomato'.

348. You go hiking in a jungle and say it's Gaorrachia (If the spelling is wrong, please send me the correct spelling in your reviews :D) Forest.

349. You've already made seeing a stupid symptom at the end of each chapter a habit.

YESS! I've finally resisted the temptation to get the much-prized Symptom Number 350 slot! If any of you want the slot, make sure to submit your suggestions first!

Lloyd: You sound like people that say 'the tenth person to call in will get a free game!'

Lloyd, how do you know about phones?

Lloyd: (Hides book titled 'All About Earth: The Symphonian Way' behind back and blushes) Umm, umm…

Nevermind.

Ah, crap, I have writer's block. Writing this at 1 a.m. in the morning…So no bloopers, sorries.

-.-…Read and Review please! Wow, now the word count is exactly 2 thousand words!