Disclaimer : I do not own Ah! My Goddess.

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As she was walking to her room, Urd looked at the shrunken Keiichi sitting on the palm of her hand and said, "Look, Keiichi. I had no idea that those pills would shrink you. They were supposed to allow you to use a tiny bit of magic… Wait, did you take them with water or soda?"

"Water, like you said," Keiichi answered as Urd put her hand near the table in her room, letting him jump off. He wasn't too pleased at being so small. He had enough short jokes aimed at him already as it is.

"Damn!" Urd grumbled under her breath. She walked over to her supply cabinet and began to rummage through it. "Well, I at least have something that'll purge the effects from you. I'm surprised that your clothes shrunk with you. I'm guessing either the pill somewhat works or your innate magic is size changing."

As she took a few bottles of different ingredients down, she chuckled for a moment. "Hey. Kei. If it really is your innate magic, I bet you can have a lot of fun with it with Bell when you finally decide to do it."

After a few moments of no response, Urd turned around as she said, "Hey, I know that was crossing the line, but you don't have to pull the sil-... Keiichi?"

Keiichi was nowhere in sight. Urd bent down and looked under the table, thinking he fell off.

"Keiichi? This is no time to be playing games. Being that small is dangerous without powers. I don't want to explain to Bell about why you were eaten by the neighbor's cat!" Urd said, getting frustrated a she continued to look around.

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Outside of the temple were three small Kunoichi, carrying a bound-and-gagged Keiichi to how knows where. Within moments, more of the Mouse-sized kunoichi followed after them, like a large blanket.

After a few minutes, the army of Kunoichi entered an abandoned warehouse. The ones carrying Keiichi placed him on a large mattress.

Keiichi looked around. The three closest to him were Kodama, Hikari, and Nozomi. The first three Mini-ninja that Mara created so long ago. Belldandy had managed to convince them to leave Mara by simply being her kind self.

Kodama had long, unruly black hair. Hikari wore a helmet over her short light brown hair. Nozomi had her hair cut in a boy-ish way. All three wore similar ninja garb, but in different colors. The trio looked at each other before Kodama nodded at the other two.

She Got near Keiichi and got on her knees, putting her at eye Level with Keiichi.

"Morisato… You're probably wondering why we… rescued you from Urd's room," Kodama began, looking away as she blushed a little.

Keiichi made some muffled noises that seemed to be 'You kidnapped me.'

"Considering some of Urd's potion's experiments… It was more of a rescue…" Kodama said as she briefly looked Keiichi in the eyes. She then looked away and began to press two fingers together. "A-an-anyways… We brought you here because…"

"You're the only guy that we know of that is our size…" Hikari added.

Then a smiling Nozomi said, "So do you want a harem of cute Kunoichis?"

Keiichi let out a panicked whine.

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Urd was in a panic. Her hair was starting to become more and more frizzled by the second. Anywhere that she looked, there was no sign of Keiichi.

"Keiichi! Keiichi! Where are you?!" Urd yelled. She paused as she realized that if Belldandy was nearby, then she'd be in a two loads of trouble. One for shrinking Keiichi and one for losing him.

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Note's from HotelKatz : This is one of my ideas from an idea topic. I think this would be nothing more than a fic that would edge on a humor fic.

There's also the problem of giving the Mini-Ninjas different personalities, outside of Kodama, Hikari, and Nozomi. Heck, even those three would need their personalities expanded.

I was tempted to make a few of the nameless Mini-Ninja based on a few characters from Nagasarete Airantou. But if I went that route, this would've have been a half-hearted crossover or something.

Nagasarete Airantou is a series where a 14 year old runs away from home and winds up on an island where he is the only human guy. There's a large number of human women around his age, so it's one of those harem mangas, though I'd argue it more of a humorous slice-of-life fantasy manga with strong harem elements. There's also a large number of nonhuman inhabitants who are just as smart as humans. however, the islanders live like it is about 200 years ago or so.

I suspect a large number of you would find it a bit… cookie-cutter or so for a few story arcs. So I understand if you don't like it off the bat or even after you read it to the last translated chapter.