Luxord arrives at his job and enters the building. He goes into the break room to see what he has been assigned to do and reads the list.

"Massages, facials mud baths. I've got it made."

He walks over to the front desk to see the clerk. She glares at him and looks down at the chart.

"Luxord?"

"Yes."

"You have a few clients. Your first one wants a facial. Okay?"

"Alright."

Luxord walks down the halls of Hollow Bastion's Spa to get to the facial room. He thinks to himself while walking.

'This has to be luck. I get a job where I get to see girls have naked. How can that be bad? I mean, I've got the looks, the brains, the skills and most importantly, the accent. Woman LOVE the British accent.'

He gets to the room and opens the door to find a beautiful blonde on the table. He smirks and walks on over.

"Hello, how are you?" Luxord asks.

"Im good, and you?" The girl replies.

"Just fine. Im Luxord your facial expert. And I, yes me, will be giving you your facial. Do you mind?"

"Not at all. I love men with British accents."

"Why thank you." But in his mind he was thinking. 'Score!'

He puts some cream on his hands and starts to rub it on her face. She smiles and looks up at him, he sees her smiles, and smiles back. He then puts cucumbers on her eyes. He then puts another type of cream on his hands and does the same as before. He then lets it sit their to help her skin.

"So what do you do?" Luxord asks.

"Me? Well I don't have a job. It's so hard to find one."

"It is, isn't it?"

"Truly."

"So anything you want to ask me?" Luxord says trying to keep the conversation going.

"Are you single?"

"Why yes! Yes I am. Are you?"

"No, im dating someone."

"Oh."

"But hey! If I ever break up with him, I'll be sure to find you."

"Really?"

"Really, really."

"Well it's time to wash it off."

He wipes the cream off of her face and she takes of the cucumber slices. She thanks him and gives him a 100 dollar tip. She waves a goodbye to him and he waves goodbye to her.

"That was rather easy. And I got a tip. I bet none of the other members got a tip."

He exits the door and reads that he has to clean and room. Luxord simple smiles and walks off to get it down. He walks into a room to find girls changing.

"PERV!" They scream.

"HUH!?!" Luxord replies.

He reads the sign and smiles sorrily and runs out. He then walks into a steam room to cleanup some vomit. As he's doing so, a man walks in to see him cleaning. He stands over Luxord and Luxord looks up to be greeted by something he didn't want to see.

"OH KINGDOM HEARTS! PUT YOUR TOWEL ON! PLEASE!"

The man looks at him weird and sits down. Luxord cleans it up fast and runs out. He throws it into a tub that's really for bottles of cream and stuff, but he doesn't care. He walks back to find out that he was going to be doing three clients at once. He walks to the big room to find three girls staring at him. The blonde looked like she had attention deficiency disorder. The brunette looked like a sweet girl. But the one with the silver hair looked pessimistic.

"Hello girls. Im Luxord."

"HI! IM RIKKU!" The blonde shouts as she hops, yes hops, over to him.

"Im Yuna." The brunette says extending her hand out for him to shake it.

"And im Paine." The silver haired girl says walking over to him.

By the time the three girls had introduced themselves, Luxord had girls all over him. Rikku was hugging his left shoulder, while Yuna was shaking her hand and Paine was just near him. Luxord kinda shook them off and he walked over to the mud bath.

"Now who's getting this?" Luxord asks.

The three girls look at each other and form a tightknit circle and started to talk.

"Who should get it?" Rikku asked.

"I really don't want any of it." Paine puts in.

"You've got to do something! Yuna! Make her do something!" Rikku whines.

"Alright, how about this..." Yuna explains.

Luxord watches in aw at how the girls fight, yet come up with a solution. Then the three girls turn back around and Yuna slams her hand into her fist. They walk over to him and Luxord is kinda starting to like these girls.

"I'll have the mud bath." Yuna tells him.

"And I'll have the massage!" Rikku screams.

"And I guess I'll have those hot stones put on my back." Paine said.

"Alright then. Yuna, you need to go change into this robe. Rikku, Paine, you two need to change into this towels." Luxord explains.

"Can do." Yuna replies.

"What do we cover?" Rikku asks.

"We lay on the table on our stomachs. Meaning that we over up everything below the waist." Paine explains.

The three girls walk off and Luxord has time to think to himself.

'This is awesome! I get to see three girls have naked, and I get to touch them! How great it that! I've got to tell Xigbar when I get back. He'll be so mad. Not only him, but Axel and maybe Marluxia will be to. Maybe if im lucky enough they'll...'

But then Luxord's thought were interrupted.

"WE'RE BACK!" Rikku shouts.

"Alright then. Miss Rikku, hop up on the table. Paine, do the same. Yuna get in the tub." Luxord commands.

"Rikku, Paine! Make sure that he doesn't peek!" Yuna asks them both.

"Sure." Paine replies.

"Can do, Yunie!" Rikku squeals.

Luxord eyes are then covered by two pairs of hands. After a minute or two, the hands come off and their all in their spots. Luxord does what he needs to do before all of his luck runs down the drain.

"OUCH!" Paine screamed.

"What?" The two girls ask.

"He just dropped a stone on my ass!"

"Im sorry, I was just looking over their." Luxord said pointing.

"AT YUNA'S CHEST!" Rikku screams.

"AH!" Yuna screamed covering up her chest and sinking in the mud.

"Huh?" Luxord replies puzzled.

He looks at where he was pointing and he WAS pointing at Yuna's chest. When he was meaning to point as the clock.

"No I wasn't I..." But Luxord never got to finish.

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I LET YOU TOUCH ME! I LET YOU PUT YOUR DIRTY HANDS ALL OVER MY BACK! AHHHHHH!!!!" Rikku screamed while she pulled the towel around her.

"STOP COMPLAINING! HE WAS TRYING TO FEEL ME UP! HE TRIED TO FEEL MY ASS!" Paine shouts.

"HE WAS STARING AT MY CHEST! MY CHEST! HE'S JUST A PERV!! A STUPID PERVERT!!" Yuna squealed as she was almost in tears.

"IM NOT I SWEAR!!!" Luxord yells in a defensive tone.

Luxord is to caught up in the fight to not notice that Paine locks the door. And that Yuna, Rikku and Paine have already changed back into their clothes and are coming awfully close to him.

"Girls. What are doing?" Luxord asks nervously.

"You've been a bad boy." Rikku tells him.

"And we don't like bad boys." Paine explains.

"And do you know what we do to bad boys?" Yuna asks.

Luxord nods them a no and they corner him a little more before telling him.

"WE DESTROY THEM!!!" The three shout.

The girls then start to kicks and scratch him to death. They throw him across the table and into the mud and then into the wall. And I mean literally INTO the wall. Paine comes over and starts to punch him in the face as the other two hold his legs and arms to stop him from fighting back.

"GET HIM PAINE!" The two shout.

"OH I WILL! THIS IS WHAT YOU GETTING FOR TRYING TO FEEL ME UP!"

"NO! PLEASE! I NEVER TRIED TO..." Luxord screams.

Paine punches him in the stomach and the begins to claw his face and neck with her nails. Paine gets tired and Rikku takes her place. She was even worse. She was kicking him. KICKING him. She even picked him up and threw him into ANOTHER wall.

"THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR ACTUALLY FEELING ME UP!" Rikku screams.

"BUT I DIDN'T..." Luxord tries to explain.

Rikku throws the hot stones on him and they land on his chest. She then begins to claw at his legs and arms. She was leaving deep gashes in his arms because of her long nails. Next up was Yuna. She picked him up and slung him across her shoulder.

"What are you doing!?!?" Luxord asks nervously.

"Something that has to be done." Yuna said walking over to the mud tank.

She lifts and then holds him over her head. She looks over to the other two.

"Should I do it?" Yuna asks.

"DO IT!" Rikku shouts.

"DROWN HIM! MWAHAHAHAHA!!!" Paine evilly laughs.

Yuna drops him in the mud while Luxord fights to get out. She then pulls his body out and then starts to shove his face in the mud. All you can hear from Luxord is.

"AHHHHH..........AHHH........AH.......AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!"

She then starts to claw at his back and chest. Also leaving deep gashes, but the mud doesn't help the scratches. And this goes on for about thirty minutes. After that, they leave.

"Hope you don't do that ever again." Paine says fixing the hair that's got in her face.

"Because of you do..." Rikku says glaring at him.

"Well find you." Yuna says spitting on him.

Luxord crawls, yes crawls, over to the front desk to get his pay. After that he teleports into the bed next to Demyx.

"Oh good Kingdom Hearts, is that?" Xemnas asks staring at a daisy on the garden network.

"Yes." Xaldin replies, poking at his bullet wounds again.

"Luxy." Demyx said as he stared at him. "What happened? I can't see you, so you've got to tell me...HURL...okay?"

"Demyx, your sweet." Luxord said.

"I guess he is. All he's been doing is hurling..." But he gets hurled on again. "...on me." Axel said trying to pull out a piece of glass.

"I thought I was hitting the trash can." Demyx said looking at the wall behind him.

"Nope, you've just been hitting Axel." Saix said biting his arms.

"Your going to...TWITCH... make your arms chapped." Lexaeus says.

"I DON'T CARE!" Saix screams.

"You'll wake him up!" Xigbar screams as he looks at his red, red body.

"What happened?" Vexen asks trying to see Luxord.

"These three girls scratched me!"

Xigbar, Axel and Demyx started to giggle but Luxord quickly put them in their place.

"DON'T LAUGH! It's like they came out of the trees, man. Came out of the trees. And they had just had a manicure before they saw me!" Luxord explained sounding like he was on drugs.

"THOSE FIENDS!" Everyone yells, and it, of course, wake Zexion up.

They all either scream for Marluxia or they press a button for him to come. Out of nowhere he slams the door open with his foot. He looked very angry.

"What. What! WHAT! I can't even garden anymore without having one of you dumbass's calling me!"

He looks to see Zexion flinging himself off of the bed.

"Sigh, one second."

Marluxia searches through the cabinets while Zexion screams out of nowhere.

"MONKEY! FLUNKEY! FUNKY!! RAWR!!! IM A DOG! MEOW, MEOW!!! THAT'S THE SOUND A DOG MAKES!!"

Out of nowhere Marluxia's scythe comes down on his head.

"GASP!" Everyone says together.

"What?" Demxy asks.

"No, he's not dead. I didn't hit him with the sharp side of the blade. I hit him with the side of the blade, so he's just knocked out."

Everyone looks at him funny. Except for Demyx. He's just looking around aimlessly.

"What! We have no more shots." Marluxia screams in defense.

"Good enough for me." Xigbar says slamming his head under his pillow.

"You see. Now Luxord, what happened?" Marluxia asks.

"I got scratched to death by females!" Luxord screams.

"It's the power of the female. You do one thing wrong in their eyes and it's like they turn into the Hulk." Marluxia explains.

"Yeah." Everyone agrees.

Marluxia snatches the paycheck away from Luxord and counts it.

"Well?" Everyone asks.

"1,500 muuny." Marluxia says.

"Good amount." Axel says.

"Thanks. But the funny thing is, is that after all that pain they caused me. The only thing that hurts, are the three inches deep scratches."

"Weird......" Everyone says.

"Well. I have to leave for work. Good day to you all." Marluxia says. He then walks off.

To be continued...

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Crappy, weird, strange or not funny chapter, I know. Reason he got this job is cause, 1. I can just see him being the one where he would be accused of 'sneaking a peek' at a female. 2. I was kinda running out of jobs. 3. I just wanted him to have this job. So all of you can deal with it. Anyhow, I promise that you'll all love Marluxia's. I promise you, you will. Trust me. Just review or the story will never finish. Yeah, didn't think I was gonna go their, did ya. Didn't think so. So review and give me some kind words. Thank you.