Whats up guys darth73 here and today we will be introduced to my least favourite (main) character orihime personally i always seem to have a main character in any anime that i don't like for bleach its orihime for fairy tail its gajeel/lucy if your wondering why i hate orihime its because except for being a healer shes fucking useless and that kurosaki-kun is just damn right annoying anyway before we're here all day listening to my rambling lets just get on with this give me some alcohol cause I'll need it before i blow my brains out

darth73: "disclai-"

Rukia: "wait a minute"

darth73: "oh for fucks sake what is it I'm trying to do the disclaimer"

Rukia: " can i do the disclaimer please" *makes puppy dog eyes*

darth73: " fine then you can do it

Rukia: "yeah" *clears throat* "bleach is owned by tite kubo not darth73

"Normal speech"

'speech'

"Zanpaktou/techniques"

"inner hollow"

"normal hollow"

We start with a plus in a suit with black hair standing on a rooftop watching one orihime inoue through her window doing her homework this goe's on for about a minute before orihime closes her curtain the plus then just stands there until dawn appears before the plus

"Hi there I'm dawn I'm a soul reaper and I'm going to take you to the soul society where you can be happy" he said in a calm voice

"The soul, society" the plus responds

"Yeah the soul society to humans it's basically heaven" dawn answers

then just before dawn is able to konso the soul two identical green hollows appear with tentacles that grab the soul dawn then raises his arm forward and shouts "hado #32 okasen" (yellow fire flash) the spell the generates a large arc of yellow fire that almost hits the hollows but they are too fast and they send him to hueco mundo while he screams "what are you doing stop!" they then appear with him asking himself "where am i" rhetorically a massive hollow then appears behind him

"lost little spirit lets devour this soul" it said maniacally towering over the plus he then tries to run away but it proves fruitless as a group of hollows surround him and eat him turning him into a hollow. it then screeches out.

"hear my voice o'lord help your humbled child understand why she was born and if your divine will wishes it summon her back to your side i await your-" rukia dramatically chants only to be cut off by ichigo

"jeez will you shut up already" ichigo shouts in her face cutting her off

"what is your problem i am studying contemporary language" rukia said defensively

"your off by a couple centuries so tell me how long are you planning on following me about" ichigo asked

"until you answer your calling as a soul reaper" rukia states

"yeah whatever" they then hear a car skid along the road behind them they then turn around to see a blue car drive off and orihime lying on the ground with shopping bags in each hand "hey orihime" ichigo calls out

She then turns around with a look of surprise "ichigo"

"Did you just get hit by that car" he asks

"Maybe"

"What do you mean maybe are you gonna be okay" he asks sceptically

She nods "yep it was just a little bump on my head dont worry I'm fine i swear" she said enthusiastic

"You sure your okay, where'd that car go that hit you" he asks

She then looks around for a couple of seconds before pointing behind her and answering "it drove away"

In a angry yet calm voice he shouts "orihime"

She then looks down at her feet slightly embarrassed and bows while apoligising

He then looks away looking guilty and says "well alright as long as your okay then"

Orihime then notices the third person there "rukia"

"Yeah thats right and just who are you"

Ichigo then angrily says to rukia "hello shes in the same class as you her names orihime. Get your head out your butt"

Rukia then grabs her dress and bows trying to play off her last statement "orihime how are you"

Orihime then copies Rukia's actions "oh im fine thank you"

"Well now it appears you've been shopping"

"Huh, oh right dinner! It looks like my leeks bannana butter and beanjam seem to have made it too" orime exclaims comiccaly spinning a leek

'Yuck i dont want to know what shes going to make with that' ichigo thinks to himself

Dawn is then seen walking down the street behind them "whats up guys?"

Ichigo then looks over to him "oh hey dawn how are you"

"Same old same old" he replies he then see's the skidmarks on the road 'stupid humans not being able to do flashstep life would be so much easier but no they have to use those ? What do you call them cars it doesn't matter' " so what the hell happened here"

"Orihime got hit by a car but no injuries from what i can tell" ichigo responds

"What are you a paramedic" dawn said sarcastically

"Why you little" dawn and ichigo then start fighting in a puff of cartoon smoke with orihime and rukia watching and laughing until rukia notices orihimes leg where a bruise has formed "where did you get that bruise orihime"

"Oh this?" She said looking down at said bruise "i must've got it from the car when it hit me"

Dawn and ichigo then stop fighting and dawn looks over "thats a really bad bruise you got there you want me to walk you home? Its no problem really"

"A-a-a okay i mean if thats okay with you of course i know you've probably got things to do" she splurts out

"Nah its cool i've really really got nothing to do, oh by the way ichigo you never came to class today so I've got notes for you here" he said pulling notes out of his red trenchcoat

"Oh thanks by the way you still got your schoolbag on you whats that about?" Ichigo questions

"Oh i got after school detention for consistent late comings, anyway I'll walk orihime back have fun you two" he said over his shoulder

WHATS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN" ichigo and rukia shout in sync

"Oh nothing see ya's"

Ichigo and rukia are walking back when rukia decides to ask obout orihime "so that girl"

Ichigo then looks over at her "who you mean orihime"

"Are you close to her" rukia inquires

"Eh not really i barely even know her and we rarely even talk but shes friends with a buddy of mine from the neighbourhood so i see her around,although" "yes" "around three years back her older brother sora was in this terrible accident and died in are clinic" ichigo explains

"What" rukia responds in disbelief

"He was in a car wreck it was the only family she really had i never realised she was the one i saw crying that day i only found that out just recently"

"Just how intuned were you to the spirit realm then" rukia asks slightly intrigued

"Huh, oh not as much as i am now its really only recently I've been able to fully communicate with the spirit realm" ichigo answers "why whats up what are you thinking"

"Nothing see you later"

"Hey where are you going?"

"Back home" rukia said

"Wheres that"

"You really want to know?" Rukia asks

"Not really"

"Then dont ask me"

What is that you see? An end of chapter yes finnaly i got this chapter out like 3 months later better late than never i suppose

Special thanks to sketchywolf for following and favouriting this story

I'll probably see yous all in 2017 for more chapters and i will try to update more frequently no promises till next time guys peace out