A/N: Once again, for those who (like me) don't read author's notes, I'd like to comment on the incredible response to the super post I made yesterday. My comments to you...

elo0ggaddict - As far as why I didn't describe his death in "Death by Gamblers", I could feel a burst of graphic description coming on, and decided not to let my hatred for Christopher manipulate me into making people leave angry comments about the rating. The god one was actually originally intended to be part of the gambling one, but I thought it stood on it's own pretty well...I've gotten a lot of response about that one...

As far as the eventual ending of this story, you make a valid point. Christopher dying will never get old. I haven't made a final decision yet, but I'll let you know.

Alaina Rose - That sounds like something I would say. You are officially initiated into my club of really cool people who like fanfics just a little too much. (I believe I once commented that I would like to marry someone's fanfic and have it's children).

flirtswithdisaster - Actually, the update was a huge "I have a snow day today and it's about -16 outside, let's write lots of fanfic instead of doing Chemistry homework!" thing. Basically, I knew I needed to update, and I felt bad because I hadn't updated in forever, so I wrote and posted three chapters at once.

justawritier - Wow. I think you reviewed like 5 times in the past day. This is so cool! As far as the concert, I'm just about to go. We're going to Taco Bell on the way!

Robinpoppins and TrueLovex3LL - Thanks for the reviews. They make my life. I check them during English.

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Death by Disney

"He decided to take Gigi to Disneyworld. That's the one in Florida, right?"

"No, Disneyland is in Florida. Disneyworld is in California. And London." Kirk interrupted.

"No, doll, I'm pretty sure Disneyland is London too." Miss Patty added.

"You're all idiots." Luke countered. "Disneyworld is in Florida, Disneyland is in California, and nobody cares about London."

"I do! The West End production of Wicked just opened there with Idina Menzel and I...Uh..." Added yet another townie, before he was silenced by glares from Luke.

"Well, anyway, Christopher took the little brat to Florida, to go see Mickey Mouse. Tigger's still in jail, apparently. So, they get there, and they check into a hotel. It's one of those fancy Disney resorts, and at dinner, their server tells them that Disneyworld is doin' a theme this year. It's called 'The year of a million dreams' or somethin'."

"Oh, yeah. I read about that in one of the magazines Mother lets me read." Kirk said. "It's supposed to be really cool. Special tours, new shows, some family from Michigan even got to spend the night in Cinderella's castle! Of course, Mother doesn't approve of Disneyworld. She took the magazine away when I told her, and-."

"KIRK!" Shouted Lane.

"So, anyway," Babette continued, "They leave the next day for the Magic Kingdom, and they go on the Space Mountain ride, right. Well, they're gettin' off when the employee at the end stops 'em. He gives 'em some of those "Dream Fastpass" necklace things that let you get onto every ride fast, since it's the year of a million dreams. Well, of course, Christopher always likes gettin' to cut in front of people, so he takes the kid and hurries off to find one of the rides. He's gettin' in line for the mine train ride, when the necklace gets hooked on one of the pictures on the wall. Of course, he's holdin' Gigi, and she's tightened the string of his necklace, so he doesn't notice it's hooked 'till he steps up to get on the ride and it pulls. Well, Gigi's pullin' his other hand, and he can't get the necklace off. Eventually, the ticket person realized what was happenin' and tried to help, but it was too late."

"Do you think his face was blue?" Kirk wondered.

"No, but those fastpass things are." Answered a townie.

"Blue is my favorite color." Sighed Kirk.

"Well, if he hadn't been strangled then, we would've strangled him when he came back anyway, right?" Miss Patty said.

Visitors to Stars Hollow for many years to come wondered why there was a noose attacked to a flagpole, hanging a lifesize cardboard cutout of a man during the second week of February.

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More random notes...because I can - This story is about 30 true. I recently went to Disneyworld with the band, and it was pretty sweet. We actually did win the Dream Fastpasses on Space Mountain, and let me tell you, those things are sweet. As for the people who spent the night in Cinderella's castle, that's true too. They're from the town next to mine, and the boy in the family used to be in my class.