A/N: Once again I'm back with the new chapter! How many chapters so far that I've written? Well, if it's 10 then I have something to tell you. In celebration of my 18th birthday (on May 30th) (Same as Elsa's VA, yay!), I need you guys to vote on a poll to decide on a story which I'll write in the future. Doesn't mean I'm stopping Fun dengan Malaysia. However, these two fanfics will contain less about Malaysia and more about other nations. One is ASEAN, the other is Asia-Pacific (which includes East and Southeast Asia, Australia and New Zealand and Timor Leste). It'll probably be soon but it really depends. Anyway, let's get on with the story, shall we?
Warnings: OCs (Every chapter does have OCs)
Notes: Either female or male Malaysia appear in these...
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Another Random Moments?
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Swede's Love At First Bite
(based on a real article)
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At a World Meeting one day...
"I cannot believe it!" Malaysia yelled, a shocked look on her face.
Singapore's eyes were widen with shock as he shook his head. "It's impossible! No one can eat that much!"
Denmark has a huge grin on his face as he watched the two younger nations, trying to take in the fact that Sweden just ate 10 durians! Malaysia is the champion of eating durians but...even she has a limit in eating durians! 10 is totally impossible!
Sweden had a slight blush on his face as he mumbled something under his breath which Finland gladly interprets "He said that the durians were so good that he couldn't help himself."
"Talk about Love at First Bite" Philippines said.
South Korea lets out a whistle as Hong Kong could not resist in giving Sweden a thumbs up. "It's so cool da-ze! You're the only nation that can consume that much!" South Korea exclaimed.
Hong Kong nodded in agreement. "Beating the nation who loves and eats durians most of the time. You're truly a champion."
"Not to mention, a Nordic country as well..." Brunei trailed off.
Malaysia was stunned. First she had to give up the Thomas Cup trophy to Japan and now her durian-eating trophy? Did she step on cracks recently? Hold on, it's not Friday 13 but...she is sure she didn't break any mirrors recently! Did someone placed a curse on her or something?
"Are you feeling alright there chap?" England asked.
"Usually no one can eat that much." France added.
Sweden merely nodded.
"太棒了(That's amazing)! " China exclaimed, clapping his hands.
"No way..." Iceland muttered.
"Way to go!" Sealand cheered.
Singapore pats his sister on the back and said "There's still next time sis."
Malaysia turned to Singapore with tears streaming down from her eyes "Singapore...*sniff*...you're so kind..."
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Let's save our rainforest
through music!
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Malaysia puts on her hat and sunglasses as she walks to to the front of the meeting room with a guitar in her hand. Once she is at the front, she strums the guitar and started singing.
"Hey~, come one, come all~! Check out this new event at my place~!"
"Enough with your singing Malon! You're not a singer to begin with!" Indonesia yelled, cupping her hands as Singapore, South Korea and Hong Kong snickered.
Malaysia sticks out her tongue at Indonesia before placing the guitar on the table. She cleared her throat as she announces "I will be having a Rainforest World Music Festival again. This time is at Sarawak Cultural Village, Kuching from the 20th of June to the 22nd of June. So feel free to drop by to calm your nerves through music and be one with Sarawak's rainforest!"
Singapore raised his hand up. "Is it free sis?"
Malaysia grinned. "I'm afraid not but..."
"Just spill it already you git!" England scolded.
"If you get it from me then it is~" Malaysia continued, smiling gleefully while waving the tickets in the air for everyone to see.
"That's cool! I'll take one!" Australia said, going to the front.
"Forgetting your own brother is not nice you know!" Singapore said, going to the front as well.
America raised his hand this time "What kind of band will be performing?"
Malaysia places a finger on her chin and said "If I remember correctly, there's Canz*niere Grec*nico Sanlentino, Ry*z, Lo C*r de la Pl*na, G*rdie M*ckeeman & His Ryt*m B*ys, D*ng Yi Music Com, Deb*demb*, K*rinthala or something like that and so on..."
After Malaysia finished, Canada, India, Italy, Japan, France and America run to the Malaysia to get the tickets without hesitating. The grin on Malaysia's face widen even more. When it comes to music and bands, they would always fall for the bait.
"Only a few tickets left~!"
Netherlands then stood up and approaches Malaysia. The two glared at each other before Netherlands stick his hand out. "I'll take one of those tickets."
Malaysia, still glaring at the Dutch, cautiously gave him the ticket before Netherlands walked away. The two nations' relationship is a bit rocky since Netherlands invaded her long time ago and she finds it hard to get along with him even though they have bilateral relations with each other.
"One ticket left~! Oh there is one band that will be performing! Something about Blackb*ard's T*a P*rty and Jamie Smi*h's Mab*n."
As Malaysia tossed the ticket into the air, both nations caught it, England and Ireland. At this time, Australia pulls out his binoculars and watched the show with New Zealand. The North American brothers, America and Canada merely watched their Aunt Ireland battles it out with their father.
"Brother, be a gentleman for once and give me the ticket." Ireland said in a low voice.
England laughed "It should be me who's asking you to give me the ticket as I am the one who's doing the most work here and I do need a day to rest."
"I have an idea! Why not you two..." Malaysia trailed off as she whispers something in England's ear, then at Ireland's.
A smirk played on their faces as America and Denmark as the super happy referees. Hong Kong filming everything with his video camera and Malaysia the judge.
"Whoever wins gets this ticket, alright?" Malaysia asked.
Both nations nodded as they battle it out. How? With very embarassing moments about each other.
Many nations got a great laugh over it. Both of them battles it out until the ticket was blown to a certain nation without anyone noticing it thanks to the battle aura. The ticket landed on his purplish-blue sailor hat. He reaches for the ticket and stares at it. He smirks as he hid it while watching England and Ireland battle it out.
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Fly Our Kites
(Male Malaysia)
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"Are you ready folks?" Malaysia asked.
"It's now or never!" Singapore yelled, holding onto the kite.
The wind started blowing as the nations tossed their kites into the air, letting the wind do its work. Many colours and types of kites were seen flying around. Decorating the sky with beautiful kites. Malaysia holds onto his wau bulan, the kite which he was proud off. He wants to fly it now or it'll be next year!
"Fly Wau Bulan! Fly!" Malaysia yelled, letting the wau bulan fly high in the sky.
"If only the world would stop fighting and watch this." Brunei said, standing next to Malaysia, watching the wau bulan.
Malaysia turned to Brunei and smiled. "It's only an effort Brunei. There's still miles to go and...never mind. At least, everyone is enjoying this..."
Brunei nodded.
Many nations took part in this Kite Fest and are now flying their kites in several Asian countries.
In another country, India motions his people to fly the kites, some are riding motorcycles while flying their homemade kites. With Philippines, she and her siblings along with her people are flying the kites as well, laughing and smiling.
Italy is flying his own kite with Germany trying to help him and Japan filming the two. Cambodia is flying his kite with his people at the tea plantation, Thailand too flies his own kite while standing on the boat despite warnings from Vietnam. Indonesia is flying the kite with the school children and Belgium. Australia and New Zealand are helping some children at the rural areas to fly the kites. America boasting about his kite to France who simply say that his kite is better.
Everyone lives underneath the same sky, flying the kites together at the same time with not a worry in the world.
"I wish...this could last forever..." Malaysia said, watching the kites conquering the skies.
"Yeah...let's keep on praying then. Maybe it'll come true one day." Brunei said.
Malaysia nodded. If the world would stop fighting for a moment and watch the people fly their kites, if they succeed at that, world peace is possible.
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Magic Of The Night
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Malaysia checks the time on her watch and smiled in anticipation. It is already evening and Malaysia was anxiously waiting for something. Nations, young and old gather at the Marina Putrajaya to watch the Magic of the Night.
Once it's time, floats from the states of Malaysia started passing by. Each state stood proudly on their decorated float, as many nations watch the lights glitter, each float gives a reason to visit Malaysia.
"Let your evening glow with glittering lights from the decorated floats." Malaysia said to them.
America even brought a karaoke machine to lighten up the night. How great is that! The music started playing a song, suitable for watching the lights.
Malaysia started humming along with the song, watching the floats passing by, decorated in glittering lights with her family.
"Glow, glitter with all you got my dear states...for we have to go big this year."
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VMY 2014 Mascot
(Male Malaysia)
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Everyone knows that it's Visit Malaysia Year 2014, right? Did you know that there's a mascot as well?
Singapore just happen to be waiting around the area when a huge mascot approaches the Singaporean. The mascot was a proboscis monkey (The monkey with the long nose) and Singapore just simply stare at it, slightly disturbed the fact that the mascot was simply staring.
"Why so gloomy ah? At this rate you're becoming another England!" the mascot commented.
"No, I won't. What are you doing wearing a monkey costume?" Singapore asked.
"Hey watch it Singapore, this monkey isn't any monkey. It's a proboscis monkey, a rare and endangered animal found primarily in Borneo and predominantly in Sabah." Malaysia replied.
"Still a monkey." Singapore concluded.
Malaysia sighs as he removes the head of the mascot, breathing in the air of the surroundings.
"Why a monkey out of all the animals? Can't you use other animals?" Singapore asked.
"To answer that, the turtle for PATA (Pacific Asia Travel Association) Conference in 1986 and then became the Tourist Development Corporation logo until 1992. It was also used again for PATA Conference 2012. Other animals include the orang utan for VMY 1990; the hornbill for Sarawak tourism events and the mouse deer (kancil) for Sukan Malaysia (SUKMA) 2010." Malaysia replied again.
Singapore merely nodded.
"Are you even listening?" Malaysia asked, slightly annoyed.
"Nope. It's too long." Singapore merely replied.
~The End lah~
Three
Two
One
Action and
Trumpets!
Our favourite personifications are back once again to do their show! Let's welcome them with a loud applause ladies and gentlemen!
Both personifications of Malaysia are back flipping their way onto the stage. Both are wearing the Malaysian football (soccer) jersey and tracking pants.
"Selamat kembali (Welcome back) ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls to our show once again!" Male Malaysia greeted.
"This time, we're going crazy!" Female Malaysia exclaimed, producing a tennis racquet in front of her.
Male Malaysia nodded, throwing a tennis ball at his female counterpart. Female Malaysia hits the tennis ball with all she got against the screen, successfully creating a hole.
"Nice one!" Male Malaysia exclaimed, clapping his hands.
Female Malaysia blows the racquet and grins. "Thank you."
"Ok, let's find out today's topic of the day! Drumrolls please!"
*Drumrolls*
Both Malaysians tore the screen, revealing a huge board. On the board were the words "Malaysians and Durians"
In the audience, Singapore paled slightly, getting a feeling that this isn't going to end well. Both Malaysians looked at each other with a huge grin on their faces. Of course, you might think, 'what's so special about durians?', well, it is to Malaysians since it is their favourite food especially to these two Malaysians.
"Well, well, lucky us! It's our favourite food!" Male Malaysia exclaimed.
Female Malaysia nodded in agreement. "You're right. Let's get some after the show from Penang!"
"But before that, we need someone to do the show and tell part." Male Malaysia said.
Female Malaysia nodded. "Yeah? Slot machine?"
"Hmm...nope. We use roulette." Male Malaysia replied, running to the backstage, pulling a roulette which only God knows where he got that from.
"Roulette? How do we do that?" Female Malaysia asked.
"Easy, we just spin this thing and throw the ball. Once it stops spinning, the ball will also stop on either one of the pictures of the nations with their flag. That'll help us determined who will be presenting." Male Malaysia replied.
"Don't we need more than one nation to present?" Female Malaysia asked.
"The nation that was selected can choose who he or she wants to present with. We written everything on the script." Male Malaysia replied.
Female Malaysia nodded, understanding the whole thing. "Alright, I'll get our special guest to do it since you know..."
With that, Female Malaysia runs off to the backstage and pulls (drags) someone out. Wavy hair, beard and French. Let's welcome Big Brother France!
"Ow, ow, how can you just drag moi (me) like that?" France asked.
"Alright Perancis (France), do your thing!" Female Malaysia said, tossing France to the roulette without any care in the world for him. Well, let's just say that Female Malaysia despise perverts and France must had done something again. But that's an unrelated event. So, let's get it on, shall we?
Male Malaysia spins the roulette wheel as Female Malaysia gives France the ball. France throws the ball into the spinning roulette wheel. They waited patiently for the wheel sto stop spinning.
After waiting for a while, the wheel slowed down. The three watched as the ball stopped on one of the pockets on the wheel. It stopped on...
"Thailand!"
The Thai, who was in the audience, smiling, stood up and heads to the stage. Thailand, the elephant lover, who also has durians of his own though not as popular as Penang's durians. He is quite well-known for his islands and spicy cuisine.
"Welcome Thailand, here's your script! Don't just read, form your own sentences, alright?" Male Malaysia said, handing Thailand the script, which Thailand accepts it.
"Choose someone who you want to present with Thailand."
Thailand nodded as his eyes searched the audience. His eyes landed on Vietnam, who was trying to tell Thailand, NOT to choose her.
"Vietnam is the one I choose." Thailand said as in the audience, Taiwan, South Korea and Hong Kong force Vietnam to the stage.
While Female Malaysia watches them, a hand was moving dangerously close to her butt. Female Malaysia simply pressed a button that is underneath the roulette as a part of the floor bounces out, sending the France off the stage before he could even touch the butt, earning claps from the one and only England.
After Vietnam got onto the stage next to Thailand, she glared at the Thai who simply shrugged it off.
"Durians or rather known as the 'King of Fruits' is a favourite fruit of many Malaysians. Despite the strong odour, Malaysians still consider it as their favourite fruit." Thailand said.
"Not many people likes the durians because of its strong odour which people labeled it as stink. However if people tries the fruit, it is quite good." Vietnam continued.
"Because of its stinky odour, some places banned durians like in Singapore's Mass Rapid Transit and airports as well. In some cases, people mistook it for a gas leak like in a hospital in Australia recently."
"Durians are available throughtout Southeast Asia but according to many people, the best durian is in Penang Island, Malaysia. A state which is also well-known for its delicious cuisine."
"Sometimes it makes me wonder why people could not handle the odour of the durian. It is quite normal here." Thailand pointed out.
"I think it's because they don't sell durians everywhere unlike in Southeast Asia." Vietnam explained.
~Ring~
"Time's up! As a thanks for staying with us till now, we are offering free durians!" Male Malaysia exclaimed.
"Bye for now!"
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A/N: I'm done. It's almost midnight and my birthday is just a good less than 30 minutes away. Well, first of all, happy birthday to me! Not sure what I will write next but still...stay tune!