SCENE 10
[Norway and Finland have made it to Germany and have traveled to Berlin via river, because viking boats can do that… look it up.. anyway they have arrived at Germany's house and are about to knock on the door]
[Norway is knocking when the door opens almost hitting him in the face]
NORWAY: German- Oh hello Prussia...
FEM!PRUSSIA: Oh! Hey there, haven't seen you since World War II~!
NORWAY: Aren't you always a pleasure…Is your brother home by any chance?
FEM!PRUSSIA: Oh, hey, how's your little boyfriend doing?
NORWAY: If you're referring to Denmark, he is not my boyfriend.
FEM!PRUSSIA: Ah, not well I see…
GREECE: Meeeooooowwwwwwww.
FINLAND: Is he ok? [Everyone ignores him]
GERMANY: [to Greece] Mund halten! [approaches door] Hello, Norway.
NORWAY: Ah there you are Germany. What is going on here? Is that Greece?
GERMANY: My sister here is trying to run off and cause another world war.
FINLAND: Oh no-
NORWAY: I see. Well I suppose it has been rather boring in Europe lately...probably extremely boring for a warfare country like your sister.
FEM!PRUSSIA: Ja! Say, you wanna join the Axis of Awesomeness? My brother here agreed to!
GERMANY: I did no such thing!
FINLAND: Well I don't think-
GREECE: Meeeooowwwwwwwww! Fraaaaaaaaaaank!
NORWAY: Well you know how much a good war gets my viking blood going but I am busy at the moment. [looks irritated but disappointed] I am currently trying to avoid a certain idiot.
FEM!PRUSSIA: Ah, I see, I see. Well I'm busy too, ya know, gotta get to my new military base at Russia's house…
GERMANY: Nein, you are not going there.
NORWAY: You're going to Russia's? [a light bulb goes off] That's brilliant!
GERMANY: She is not.
FINLAND: What do you mean Norway? We should really get home-
NORWAY: Prussia would you mind if we went with you to Russia's?
FINLAND:But-
GREECE: MEOW.
FEM!PRUSSIA: Not at all!
GERMANY: Prussia…
NORWAY: Oh and how was France's party? Thankfully I couldn't go.
FINLAND: Yeah we had a Scandinavian union meet-
FEM!PRUSSIA: Oh yeah, it was awesome! Lots of alcohol, not much clothes, there were some awesome party games, like Twister… I lost my bra though, and I'm feeling a bit nauseous right now… much have been all those baguettes I had.
NORWAY: Oh! Congratulations [They start talking suspiciously about baby's r us]
GERMANY: Vas.
FINLAND: Well Germany when a boy likes a girl-
FEM!PRUSSIA: [giggle] Oh, nothing you won't find out about in a few months, bruder.
NORWAY: I had heard that Russia was there. I glad you two are getting along better now.
GERMANY: Prussia-
FEM!PRUSSIA: Oh, I'm just-
GREECE: Meeeeooooowwwwwwwwwwwww!
GERMANY: [yelling at Greece] SHUT UP.
GREECE: Have you seen Frank?
GERMANY: I AM TALKING TO MY SISTER.
GREECE: … is that a no?
NORWAY: So when does the train leave?
FINLAND: But Norge-
FEM!PRUSSIA: You're right! Everyone aboard the Awesome train! Choo choo!
GERMANY: Prussia!
PRUSSIA: [running off] Choo choo!
[Prussia and Norway walk ahead of the group talking about genders and onesies, Germany is following yelling about doing something to Russia, Finland is following meekly behind protesting about how they should all just go home and Greece trails in last murmuring something about a cat and Frank.]