THIS IS NOT THE LAST CHAPTER!

Ill still write more im not sure if this should be a second to the last or make more chapters

-Shrugs carelessly-

MY COMMENTS TO REVIEWS

Firefox- ill pay for the bills if you buy yourself metal buttcheeks xD Im sorry im so immature plz forgive me, thanks for the review.

Read-n-Review- YOU ARE IN THIS CHAPTER! I would have made you have a bigger part but I couldn't think of something im sorry. Don't choke!(Sarcasm) No j.k you do know that everything you wrote in your review was NOTHING AT ALL about the story, thanks for the review though it brough me into giggles.

Komouri- It did that to me once, wouldn't let me fucking review it pissed me off I don't blame you I still kick my computer a few times cause it still does it! Glad you like it and thanks for the review.

Foxy demoness- I don't know how I do it im just some magical fucking sex fiend that is so damn creative, thanks for the review.

IRMFS- YES A ONE-WORD ANSWR! AWESOME YOU MADE MY DAY EVERYONE HAS TWENTY WORDS BUT YOU JUST MADE IT ONE AND IM LOOK 'OH SHIT' AND MY MOMS LIKE 'SLAP' cuz I swore but W.E it was easy simple straight to the point totally opposite of me but still fucking great! Thanks for the review.

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As soon as everyone ran into the hospital they saw Sakura sitting in a wheelchair face conjured up in immense pain.

All the guys fainted except Deidara who was confused of why they fainted then he looked down and saw a head coming out of his favorite part on Sakura's body.

He pointed a finger at it and glared "Oi who are you get out of there that's mine!"

When they head refused to listen he started talking again but this time to Sakura "What the heck how long has this been going on! I knew you liked midgets more than me!"

Sakura outright glared at him "IT'S THE BABY JACKSS."

Deidara fainted, Read-n-Review was sitting in the corner poking kabuto in the titty with the fork rolled her eyes and said "What a man."

Deidara opened his eyes seeing a plump nurse hovering over him.

"Vou are zee woken up, yez?"

(You are woken up, yes?)

"Where am I, yeah?"

"Vour vife hafed babhe vou look at her woohoo while babhe head comeng out and pazzed outed."

(Your wife had baby you look at her woohoo while the babies head was coming out and passed out)

Deidara looked around before asking, "Why's my arm in a cast, yeah?"

She laughed hole heartily and said in her husky voice "Zee wife iz ztrong crush wrizt and every finger till all dis dizlocated."

(The wife is strong crush wrist and every finger till all is dislocated)

Yep sounds like Sakura, "Where is she, yeah?"

"Acrozz room, go see babhe."

(Across room, go see baby)

Deidara walked into the other hospital room a little wobbly, Sakura was trying to rip off those damn irritating braclets those damned nurses snuck on her wrist with her not noticing.

"Hey."

"I hate you don't ever touch me again you damn dirty bastard."

Deidara smiled brightly "I knew you still loved me, yeah!"

Just then another nurse walked in and smiled "here's your new baby boy."

She handed the baby over to Deidara who looked at the baby in mild confusion.

Sakura's smile faded "What's wrong?"

"Nothing it's just… he's soo… black, yeah."

"What give him to me."

Deidara handed over the baby Sakura looked at the baby oddly "Holy shit my baby has an all year around tan."

The nurse peered over at the baby "Oh woopsies! Wrong baby I forgot you were the twins."

The nurse flaunted out leaving two paled face soon-to-be parents both whispered, "Twins…"

The nurse came back with two babies in a blanket one was red the other pink. "Here are your two baby girls."

The pink one was handed to Deidara and Sakura took the red one.

When the nurse left Deidara sat on the bed beside Sakura's thigh.

"What're we gonna name them, yeah?"

"I don't know about you but I wanna name this one Alessa, I always loved that name."

Deidara nodded and looked at Sakura "Do you think I could name this one Lucrecia, yeah? When I was a kid I met a woman named Lucrecia and she was really nice to me, yeah."

"Yeah right you probably had sex with her you whore."

Both grinned, "Yeah you can call her that since I practicly forced the name Alessa it's only fair you can name that one."

Lucrecia was born first her form was slightly taller then Alessa's, she had some baby fat and her lips were thin her skin resembled a peach and had very faint color strawberry blonde for hair.

(How many people with red or orange hair call their's strawberry blonde ADMIT IT!)

While Alessa was smaller and was skinnier her skin was more of white except for places were they didn't get the blood off. She was bald so far so her hair color was a mystery, when you look at Alessa you know defiantly she'll be a heartthrob.

Deidar and Sakura looked at Lucrecia and Alessa's hand seeing that they inherited their father's bloodline

(For those of you who don't know he has mouths on his hands)

"You know I think I want the black baby back, yeah."

Sakura snorted, "Why would you want someone elses kid instead of ours?"

"Because just think about it, the baby looked like Snoop Dogg's kid you know how sweet it would be if we got to have one of Snoop Dogg's fedice of life, yeah!"

"Please every white girl that lives in the ghetto has Snoop Dogg's kids I mean they could make their own colony for themselves if they wanted to."

Deidara sighed in depression and played with Lucrecia's tiny hands "Crush all of my dreams just like when you put all of my pokemon cards on fire, I almost owned them all too, yeah."

"You know we never really talked about what we're gonna do after they're born, yeah."

"Your right maybe we shouldn't name them."

"Why's that, yeah?"

"Because that's where most parents go wrong they name them and then they get attached!"

"Your right yeah the one in pink can be 'Hey you', yeah."

"And the one in red can be 'Yeah you."

Just then Kisame and the rest of the therapy crew- I mean Akatsuki members burst through the door with a six-pack of Hooter's beer.

(I don't know if they had hooters back then but hell the beer is great)

Leader bent over and grinned at the two kids "Ahh these are the new titty suckers huh?"

The two curious children reach their small hand and grapped a handful of his eyelashes and pulled some of them out.

Leader yeled like a girl and went and sulked in a corner.

Kisame threw a beer towards Deidara who caught it "Girls, eh. Im gonna love being an uncle" Sakura caught the sniggering under his breathe and glared at him.

"Go near them we'll be eating fish eggs for dinner for a year."

Kisame begrudly sat down in a chair and drunk silently his hooters beer.

Tobi sat next to Sakura "Ohh they're so cute just think how fun it'll be when we go to their first lingerie store!"

"Rather not."

Deidara looked at Tobi questioningly "Why would my daughters need lingerie, they'll be wearing granny panties and sports bras along with sweat pants and oversized shirts for the rest of the life, yeah."

Deidara figured this would keep all they male population except himself away from his girls, what a dad he is.

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Im sorry if any of you go offended by the whole 'transvestites that spread aids' but its true I mean one time during history my tteacher asked me what I wanted to be when I grow up and I go "A fucking transvestite that spreads aids, that and a suicide bomber!"

My mom didn't take that confrence tooo well and she also didn't like paying extra for the therapist but still I love that answer, I got most of my friends but saying that HELL PEOPLE STILL KNOW ME BY THAT

And I said it when I was in 6th grade, im in 8th now (I got held back in kindergarden shut up!)

ANYWAYS

READ-N-REVIEW CAUSE YOUR MOM TAUGHT YOU BETTER THAN BEING A TRANSVESTITE THAT SPREAD AIDS!

SAM