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a/n: weee!!! Here it goes!

"Talking"
'Thinking'

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Bonus Chapter 2 "Kakashi's Big Surprise"

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Hatake Kakashi was having a fairly normal day…for a ninja that is. He'd just back from his A-rank mission to assassinate some Mob Head in Mist Country and was about to go file his report at the Missions Office. He walked into the room to see the usual people there, well since his loudmouthed student had appointed them. There was Umino Iruka of course…looking absolutely adorable in his obvious frustration with the now Chuunin Ranked Konohamaru. Iruka always worked the Missions Office after the Academy classes let out.

Then there was Nara Shikamaru…who'd have thought he'd end up in the Missions Office huh? It was definitely the easiest job a ninja could have and he'd jumped at the chance when it was offered. Of course, the Rokudaime used the genius for strategic methods when it came to high ranked missions and choosing teams for certain missions. A Special Jounin, the Nara pretty much stuck close to the village in order to protect its people and its leader. Kakashi looked around for the third person. The Hokage was not sitting in his seat, and it was in fact office hours for the dumb blond. 'Where the hell could he be?' the Jounin thought.

"Finally back from your mission Kakashi-san?" Iruka's sweet voice said, breaking him out of his thoughts. His visible eye turned towards the younger man, who had a friendly smile on his face.

"Hai…twas a doosie," Kakashi answered with an eye crease as he handed his report to the other.

"You're still alive I see…." Shikamaru pointed out in that lazy drawl of his. Iruka shot the boy a chastising glare but Kakashi just chuckled lightly.

"That I am Nara…how's the wife?" he asked.

"Troublesome…" was the almost instant answer. Iruka frowned cutely at the boy.

"You know she's a really great catch Shikamaru-kun….beautiful, strong and smart, you should be grateful," the teacher scolded. Shikamaru's brown eyes rolled lazily to meet his ex-sensei's accusing gaze and a brow lifted.

"I didn't say she wasn't beautiful or smart…I said she was troublesome…which she is," the boy answered. The Chuunin just sighed out a 'whatever' and went back to organizing the mission reports.

"I heard she's in town with her brother for some meeting with Naruto," Kakashi said, a noncommittal grunt was his answer. He laughed again and turned to leave.

"Oh! Speaking of the Hokage! He wanted to talk to you after you got back, you should probably go see him," Iruka's voice called to him just as he was about to leave. The Copy-nin turned around with his signature smile.

"Thanks! Ja ne, Iruka-chan!" he said with a small wave of his hand before he disappeared in a puff of smoke.

He didn't miss the blush spread over that scarred nose and smirked to himself in content for making it appear once again. That did happen to be one of his favorite hobbies. Iruka was just too cute when he blushed. He appeared in front of the Hokage Mansion, no doubt where Naruto currently was either eating ramen or sleeping while he completely ignored his Missions Office responsibilities. The Jounin made his way up the steps to the building. As he rounded the corner to the east wing of the mansion he saw none other than Hyuuga Neji standing outside the door to the Village Archives. The young man looked up with a nod to acknowledge his presence.

"Hyuuga….what are you doing here?" Kakashi asked. White eyes glanced towards the door with a little irritation.

"I'm waiting for Sakura to finish in the Archives," he said in a cool tone. Kakashi laughed.

"That girl and her books…listen if she doesn't come out for another fifteen minutes that means she probably got so into some scroll in there that she forgot you were waiting. Feel free to just go in and drag her out, if she growls at you just find a way to shut her up. I'm sure you're perfectly capable of doing that," the Copy-nin said with a smile. The Hyuuga smirked and nodded.

"Well, I'm off to see that loudmouth we appointed as Hokage now! Ja ne!" Kakashi said and continued to walk down the hall towards what he knew was Naruto's office.

The blond was probably sleeping behind his desk, drooling all over the paper work or eating. That's pretty much the kid's favorite things to do. Kakashi stopped in front of the door but as he reached for the handle he heard a rather loud thump and a muffled whimper. 'Did he stub his toe again?' the man thought. Now, Hatake Kakashi wasn't an idiot….in any other situation he'd know what those noises probably meant. Naruto did have two lovers, and a fairly ravenous sex-drive…however, there is this funny thing your brain does where it kind of just edits out things you either find too ridiculous to believe, or really don't want to think about. For Kakashi it was the latter…his brain just didn't want to acknowledge the fact that his former student could be doing something less than innocent at the moment. So…he turned the knob to the office and opened the door.

"Konnichiwa Naru__" the words died in his throat as he stood seemingly nailed to the floor by the scene in front of him.

Lying across the cleared desk (paperwork of course strewn over the lovely carpeted floor) was Uchiha Sasuke in all his naked, sweaty, flushed, and aroused glory. His raven head was thrown back, black locks plastered to his pale, with a blissful face as an equally naked Naruto bounced his glorious tanned body up and down on a the long, hard cock. The Uchiha's hands were at the Hokage's waist as he guided those talented hips in their movements on top of him. So…it probably couldn't be any weirder than that right?...Wrong!

At the left end of the desk, where Sasuke's naked taught behind rested ever so perfectly, was the Kazekage himself. Scarlet locks darkened deep, blood red from sweat were matted to his forehead and neck, curling just slightly against his pale skin. He still had his blue and white robes on…only they were disheveled and hiked up to expose powerfully muscular legs and an absolutely beautiful set of gluts (ass). He was currently and thoroughly owning Naruto's mouth, who by the way was facing the redhead, with his tongue vivaciously. That's not all though, as Kakashi's eye moved down to where the redhead's blushing hard member stood proudly between his legs…he could see the long elegant fingers, three of them to be exact, moving in and out of his black haired student furiously.

None of them seemed to realize the Copy-nin had entered. Or…they all noticed and really were too busy to acknowledge the fact. It was probably the latter, seeing as it had been made clear since they got together that they did not really mind being caught. 'They probably get off on it,' Kakashi mused as he watched Gaara removed his long fingers from Sasuke's stretched, twitching hole.

He watched silently as that pale hand grasped the hard, leaking erection sitting in a bed of curly red hairs and tugged. 'So he is a natural readhead,' Kakashi thought. Gaara's fingers worked himself for a few moments, sliding over the turgid flesh of his cock as his face contorted in pleasure. After a little bit, the Kage placed his member at the entrance to his pale lover's body. Naruto, watched with rapt attention, blue eyes darkening into a sapphire color in their cloudy lust as the perfect mushroom head of the Kazekage's penis slipped into Sasuke's pucker.

"Ahnnn…" the Uchiha moaned, arching his back and bucking his hips down to take his lover in further while simultaneously driving his own hardness further into the blond.

"Fuck…Sasuke," Naruto whimpered sexily, his lean, but muscular frame flexing and arching beautifully. Suddenly Kakashi's pants were way too tight, but he resisted the urge to rub the growing bulge. Mostly because he really didn't think he could move at the moment.

"Fucking perfect Sasu-kun…." Gaara purred in a deep, sexy baritone. Sasuke moaned unabashedly and shimmied again.

"Move…" he hissed. Gaara smirked deviously before snapping his hips forward in a sharp thrust.

"AHHH GAARA!" the Uchiha screamed, pale fingers gripping hard at Naruto's narrow waist as he drove up into the Hokage.

"You liked that did you?…Sasu-kun…tell me what you want," Gaara ordered, a predatory gleam coming to his intense teal eyes. Sasuke groaned, pushing himself up so that he could kiss the back of Naruto's neck.

"Fuck me harder Gaara-sama…please…I want to come so bad…I want to come with that big cock deep inside me," the Uchiha begged without shame against his other lover's golden skin. Kakashi's eye widened and his mouth fell open under his mask. The world must have ended for the proud Uchiha Sasuke to be begging like that…but somehow, he kind of felt that it was always that way.

"I'm gonna come….I can't…" Naruto whined in the sexiest way. Sasuke just grabbed him and turned his face to claim his mouth as Gaara started to pound away into the Uchiha's tight ass.

"Mnnn….fuck Sasuke…so perfect.." the redhead moaned as he slammed his hips forward.

The Uchiha just bucked back into him eagerly as he mapped out Naruto's mouth with his tongue. The Kazekage reached out a hand to comb through the sweat matted, black locks of his lover. Sasuke moaned into his kiss with the Hokage, snaking a hand between their torsos to grab hold of the hard, weeping cock. Naruto broke away with a loud yell, bouncing even more frenziedly on top of the Uchiha's long, pale cock. Sasuke's mouth moved to his shoulders, spine and earlobes as Gaara's moved to the tanned column of his marked up neck, nipples and collar. The room was thick with the scent of musk and sex. The air was tense with need and desire.

"Gaara….I want you…now…" Naruto moaned.

Gaara bit into his neck and sucked, leaving a dark mark there that would most definitely turn purple very soon. He pulled out of Sasuke, who whimpered at the loss, and repositioned himself near Naruto's entrance. He stilled Sasuke's hips just slightly, to allow his entry into the already full hole of Naruto's anus. Both Semes groaned loudly as their cocks slid against each other inside that tight heat that was their Uke. Kakashi swallowed hard as he watched his cute little student take two huge dicks into his ass, and enjoy every second of it.

The two dominants started thrusting together into their lover. Naruto writhed and moaned in ecstasy, twisting his hips to take them deeper and hit that amazing spot hidden inside of him. Gaara and Sasuke leaned over his shoulder in order to engage each other in a heated kiss as they both pummeled their blond lover's ass at the same time. The tension continued to build, breaths came out more labored…almost haggard. Kakashi could only stand and watch as Naruto came first…throwing his sweat matted blond head back against Sasuke's pale shoulder and howling his climax at the top of his lungs as he sprayed cum between his and Gaara's abdomens.

The sticky, pearly substance glittered against the Kazekage's firm, rippling and flawless stomach that suddenly tightened as both he and Sasuke spilt their own loads deep inside of the Hokage. The Uchiha screamed, loud and completely uncharacteristic of him as far as Kakashi knew as his whole body shuddered its release. Gaara let out something that sounded completely animalistic in nature…something akin to a roar as he emptied himself as well. His perfect, hard muscles all flexed simultaneously against his flawless alabaster skin as his face broke into a blissful expression. Naruto collapsed against Gaara's chest, Sasuke rested his head against the blonde's back, and Gaara rested his on Naruto's shoulder.

For a few moments they just panted together. Covered in sweat, love bites, and various sex related bruises as they attempted to catch their breaths together. As for Kakashi, he had somehow fallen against the frame of the doorway and was currently supporting himself against it in his shock. His eye followed the trail of seamen escaping Naruto's relaxed hole down over his and Sasuke's bare thighs. If that wasn't the most erotic thing he'd ever seen….then he didn't know what was. He shook the thought from his mind, not wanting to go down that road of thought pertaining to his ex-students…but he did know why Gaara had two lovers now. He needed them….as much as they needed him. How else could you satiate such an animal in bed?

"You ruined all the paperwork Dobe…what are we gonna tell Moegi?" Sasuke said, finally breaking the silence. They all laughed, because they all know that little Moegi, Naruto's assistant, would most likely bite off his head for getting cum all over the paperwork. When they all settled down, Naruto lifted his head from Gaara's chest to settle his royal blue eyes on the man in the doorway.

"Hi there Kakashi-sensei…did you enjoy the show?" he asked with a shit-eating grin splitting his handsome face.

The two other boys looked to him as well. Sasuke blushed just slightly while Gaara smirked. Kakashi…well…he pretty much just stood there with his visible gray eye wider than a dinner plate. Naruto busted out laughing immediately, followed by Sasuke, who seemed to not be able to control himself in his post-orgasmic haze. Gaara even chuckled quietly. Afterall….Kakashi's face was awfully funny.

"What…you've never seen this in those perverted books of yours?" Sasuke asked through his laughter. No answer.

"Jiraiya never wrote yaoi," Naruto said.

"Hn…he was a fool…he would have been twice as successful," Gaara said thoughtfully, and Naruto started laughing again at the thought of Jiraiya doing research for a yaoi novel.

Kakashi stared for another few seconds before he decided he should probably go. He'd just watched two of his students have rough, raunchy sex with the Godaime Kazekage of Suna. He needed to go home and sleep….probably take a cold shower. Yea a cold shower sounded good. The sound of Naruto's laughter followed him out the door. As he continued on his way home he only thought one thing…. 'Holy fuck….'

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a/n: well, that does it for bonus chapter 2! REVIEW PLEASE!!!