Lexxa: Welcome back to Fullmetal Alchemist Dare Show of Doom!
Nikolas: This episode's reviewer is xxDangerousPiexx.
Ed: I think this is the quickest that you've ever gotten to the point…
Lexxa: You ruined it!
Nikolas: -dumps Icee on Ed-
Ed: COLD! I THOUGHT THAT YOU FAVORED ME, LEXXA!
Lexxa: NO FAVORITISM IN THE SHOW! Outside of the show, however, I become like your little stalker…
Ed: …
Nikolas: First dare.
I dare Roy to wear a miniskirt…:D
Lexxa: I knew that it would happen at some point!
Roy: …
Lexxa: What, no reaction?
Roy: Well, I'm thinking of which could be worse, the dare or your torture devices…
Lexxa: Well, I've been itching to try Nikolas out on someone…
Roy: DO IT TO KITTYK!
Lexxa: Okay then! KittyK!
KittyK: Oh, no. Not this again!
Lexxa: NIKOLAS! MAKE HIM FEEL UNCONTROLABLE FEAR!
Nikolas: Okay. –closes eyes-
KittyK: AHHHHHH! MAKE IT STOP!
Lexxa: Okay Nikolas. You can stop.
Nikolas: Okay. –opens eyes-
Lexxa: Want another Icee?
Nikolas: Yes. –gets two Icees and hands one to Lexxa-
Lexxa: Ha! And I didn't even have to ask! Anyway, Roy! Wear the miniskirt!
Roy: Fine… -walks into changing room- -comes out in miniskirt- Can I change now?
Lexxa: No. You have to stay like that for the remainder of the show.
Roy: WHAT?
Lexxa: Don't make me use Nikolas on you!
Roy: …Can I at least have an Icee?
Lexxa: Sure, why not. –hands Roy Icee-
Ed: Hey, what about me?
Lexxa: AFTER YOUR DARE!
I dare Edward to be locked in a closet with all his Fangirls for one minute.
Lexxa: xxDangerousPiexx, I'm just saying that I'm not going in there with those rabid fangirls… I need to be alive to host the show.
Ed: WHAT?
Lexxa: GO IN THERE, EDWARD!
Ed: -grumbles as he walks into room-
Lexxa: Nikolas, can you make Edward an extra large Icee for when he comes back out?
Nikolas: Sure. –makes extra large Icee-
Lexxa: By the way, Doc, THE ICEE MACHINE WAS THE BEST GIFT EVER!
Nikolas: Seriously. Thanks.
Lexxa: Nikolas, you don't get excited much, do you?
Nikolas: Not particularly…
-timer goes off-
Lexxa: LET HIM OUT!
Ed: -stumbles out with clothes torn and hair unbraided- That…was…torture…
Nikolas: Here. –hands Icee-
Ed: -takes Icee- …Thanks…
Lexxa: Nikolas, would you like to do the honors?
Nikolas: Please review.
Lexxa: And I would like to add a new option to the people who can receive dares. NIKOLAS AND I WILL ACCEPT DARES! Dare us to do anything you'd like! I will not say no! And I don't think that Nikolas will say no to anything…
Nikolas: I will not deny the reviewers right to dare me to do things.
Lexxa: …Deep man…