The next morning, Harry woke up and had another emo moment as he looked over and saw Hermione's hand inches away from Ron's.
In an attempt to do something productive, he went upstairs to Sirius's room. There were Gryffindor banners, Muggle motorcycle posters, and even some Muggle porno.
"Sirius sure decorated this place great!" Harry whispered as he stared at the pictures of the Muggle girls. When he finally looked away, he noticed that papers were scattered all over the room, as if someone had been here before. However, he soon found a letter to Sirius from his mom, and he forgot that this was probably a bad thing.
Harry read the letter and started crying. It talked about him doing baby stuff: how he rode a broom, spit up, and pooped all day long. It also mentioned something about Dumbledore and the Invisibility Cloak, and Harry became even more emo as he was reminded of his flawed hero.
While he was being bitched at by Ron, Harry noticed a name on the door to the room across the hall: Regulus Arcturus Black…or…R.A.B.!
"R.A.B.!" shouted Harry. He picked a picture up off the floor. "Look guys! He's sitting in the front! That means he was a seeker!"
"STFU Harry!" Hermione exclaimed. "Who cares that he was a seeker! We need to find the locket!"
Harry and Ron did a victory dance while Hermione tried to Accio the locket. All of her attempts failed.
Harry and Ron continued dancing until Hermione became fed up. "Come on guys! Help me look!"
The pored through Regulus's room, but couldn't find the locket. Suddenly, Ron had a rare stroke of brilliance. "ZOMG GUYS I THOUGHT OF SOMETHING SMART!" he exclaimed.
"What? That we saw the locket when we were cleaning out this house in the 5th book?" Hermione said, tilting her head.
Ron looked down at his feet and Harry looked up at Hermione. "Kreacher!" he exclaimed, and suddenly a house elf appeared.
"HAI IT'S KREACHER," he said.
"OK Kreacher, tell me what you know about Regulus's locket," Harry said slowly.
"K LOL!! MASTER REGULUS SAID THE DARK LORD NEEDED A LITTLY ELFY, SO HE MADE KREACHER DRINK SOME YUCKY SHIT IN THIS LAKE, AND THEN HE PUT THE LOCKET WHERE THE YUCKY SHIT USED TO BE AND THEN PUT SOME MORE YUCKY SHIT ON TOP OF THAT, AND THEN KREACHER WAS REALLY SAD LOL!! VOLDY LEFT KREACHER THERE, BUT VOLDY'S A N00B AND DOESN'T THINK ABOUT ELVES, SO KREACHER JUST DISAPPARATED AWAY LOL!! THEN MASTER REGULUS WENT AND DRANK THE YUCKY SHIT, AND HE DIED AND KREACHER HAD TO DESTROY THE LOCKET LOL!! BUT KREACHER COULDN'T DESTROY IT SO NOW KREACHER IS EMO LOL!! THEN THE GHEY MUNDUNGUS TOOK IT AND I WAS ANGRY LOL!!"
Hermione shook her head. "Poor Kreacher."
"So that's why Mundungus was mentioned in the 6th book!" exclaimed Harry. "Here Kreacher, have this locket! And go get Mundungus so we can kick his ass!"
"K I LUV YOU NOW LOL!!"
And Kreacher disapparated.