Disclaimer: I do not own One Piece.
Doflamingo was casually walking down the hallway while checking out nurses. He liked looking at nurses because all were his type. He could grab one by his or her ass, and it was normal. The retirement home was a paradise for nurses as well.
He still hadn't tried out the newest nurse in their team. Nurse Roronoa Zoro was his name. He was his type too. Nice body, great voice (better when it was intoxicated with sex), and he was a virgin. It would be nice to get his hands on a virgin nurse, but Silvers Rayleigh definitely wouldn't like that.
"Hey, Don Quixote-ya," He turned and smiled at the sight of another handsome nurse, "What are you doing?"
"What am I doing? Debating on whether to rub my hands down your ass." He shaped his hands to look like they were cupping something in the air. Law slapped Doflamingo across the face, but the taller nurse snickered.
"I like men who are hard to get."
"Enough Don Quixote-ya." Law frowned, "I came to give you criticisms."
"C-Criticisms?"
"Yeah." Law flipped through his clipboard, "Did you know you've been forgetting to give Tsuru-ya medications."
"People make mistakes sometimes fu fu fu-"
"-for a week."
Doflamingo fell silent, and Law pulled a smile. "The main purpose here is to please and give the patients the best time before heading to their last destination, not hooking up with other nurses. You should know that by now Don Quixote-ya. Well, I hope you don't forget to give Tsuru-ya her vitamins the next time you meet her, or she will assign another nurse."
"What?"
"You know what that means." Law made a hand motion of his finger slicing his own throat, "You're going to be kicked out of here if you don't do your job."
The shorter nurse turned on his heels and walked off, looking a bit on a happy side. Doflamingo clenched his fists. His mood had spiraled downward, and he didn't like it at all. He also spun around and headed away from Law and back to where he came from. Today, Tsuru-san didn't ask for any help, so he was going to be in the nurse's room for the whole day. He hoped there was a good looking nurse there so he could grope the nurse's ass like a stress ball.
When he turned a corner, he saw Marco was entering the door at the same time. He immediately ran up so he could be right behind the other nurse. He took that opportunity to grab Marco's ass.
"Ow! Stop that yoi!"
"Shut up and let me squeeze them!"
A few struggling pushes, Doflamingo threw his arms in defeat, "Arg! I'm so pissed off!"
"You want to talk about it? I bought snacks to eat while ranting." Marco held a plastic bag of sweets.
"Sure, why not."
When they took a seat, Marco flipped the bag upside-down and let the junk food land on the table like a short mountain.
Doflamingo raised an eye at the snacks and picked a few, "...Yaw Yaw and Bockey?"
"Are you complaining yoi?"
"They're the same-"
"One you dip, and the other it already done the dipping for you."
"You bought only chocolate?"
"No, I bought strawberry. You have to search for it yoi."
Doflamingo searched for the strawberry because he liked strawberry more. Once he found what he looked for, he leaned back against the seat and opened the box of Bockey. When he was about to speak, Zoro came in. He was silent and slithered in lifelessly that the two didn't notice his presence. Zoro quietly sat down at the table and remained sitting there like a statue. There was something wrong with Zoro, but the other two didn't care yet. Disturbing things happened at the retirement home, so seeing a lifeless nurse was normal.
Doflamingo chomped two sticks and began his long rant. He tended to exaggerate his tale, so Marco imagined it to be less than what he claimed.
"Ahhh, no wonder you're pissed off." Marco started eating a Bockey bit by bit like a hamster, "He's the one who said his patient was sexier than yours."
"Tsuru is way hotter than that hundred and thirty year old!"
"But she has nice curves yoi."
"Who's side are you on?"
"But Law's right Doflamingo. Even though this place is like a joy house, it's still a job. Give me a copy of Tsuru-san's schedule, so I can remind you."
"Wow...you could be kind at times."
"I don't want you to leave because then I won't have anyone to make fun of."
"Doflamingo chuckled at Marco's cold answer. Sometimes the man acted mean, but he was a very kind hearted man. Mostly he was mean.
Doflamingo stacked the empty boxes of strawberry Bockey on one side, and reached for a strawberry Yaw Yaw, "Do you have something on your mind that you want to rant?"
"Nah, I don't-Oh."
"What?"
"The doctors are giving Pops a new medication," Marco started, "-and it's helping Pops a lot. He says his body feels light and he could walk around easier."
"But?"
"But..." Marco glared, "When we have sex, right when it's getting good, he falls asleep! It's annoying! I'm really hard and I have Pop's dick inside, but he's sleeping yoi! Do you know how infuriating it is? And I can't complain to the doctors because what can I say yoi? 'Hey, can you stop giving him those meds because he keeps falling asleep in the middle of sex.'"
"Why don't you jerk it off?"
"What's the fun about that yoi?" Marco jabbed the Yaw Yaw cookie stick deep into the chocolate dipping sauce, "I'm not enjoying it, and he's not enjoying it, but he needs those meds yoi."
Doflamingo and Marco's shouts and babbles settled down to chewing and eating. They seemed to spit out the stress they had accumulating in their minds. Doflamingo felt better after the talking, so now he felt like he wanted to squeeze someone else's ass. Doflamingo finally noticed that Zoro was there sitting at their table. The young nurse was still like the dead.
"Hey," Doflamingo leaned in to Zoro, "What happened kid?"
"Zoro what's up yoi?" Marco scooted three boxes of Yaw Yaw, "Want some?"
Zoro reached out to get one, but his hand stopped when he saw the packages. He blushed in a dark red and his hands sank far and away from the boxes. His knees were squeezed together very hard until they were shaking. Doflamingo and Marco exchanged glances, and then they held Zoro by the shoulder.
"Hey, Zoro." Marco swallowed, "Umm...were you..."
"Forced?" Doflamingo finished for him.
Zoro took a while to answer. When he shook his head, they let out a sigh of relief. Rape was, unfortunately, common in the retirement home. Most nurses feared this, and this was the main reason nurses quit on the first month.
"So, what's the problem kid? We don't know until you tell us."
Zoro blushed and lowered his head. The two leaned in when they heard Zoro whisper.
"R-Rayleigh...he-"
"Uh-huh. Continue."
"H-He fingered me."
The anticipation that was building up inside Marco and Doflamingo popped like a bubble. They thought it was going to be something very horny and bad, but they forgot that Zoro was a virgin.
"Zoro," Marco folded his arms and tried not to look disappointed, "T-That's something you have to get used to. It's really normal for people to use fingers."
"I-It is?"
"Some people stick their whole fist in." Doflamingo added.
"Ehh?" Zoro turned blue in the face and looked like he was going to faint, "I-It can stretch that far?"
"If you can stand the pain, you can."
Zoro began to tremble and his face got redder. "I-I hope Rayleigh doesn't use the fist..."
"How many fingers did he use?"
"J-Just one."
"Well, he's probably going to use up to three, so your ass can get ready yoi."
Suddenly, Zoro shook his head. The two older nurses were confused.
"He...he didn't finger me in the ass." Marco and Doflamingo's minds went blank as a sheet of paper as they watched Zoro's hand go down. It stopped right in the crotch, "...it's here."
"There?"
Zoro nodded.
"He fingered you there!?"
Zoro nodded again but he was glowing red.
"Oh my god."
"Fuck."
"You never did it before?" Zoro asked in horror.
"Never. I didn't know you can do that..." Zoro was turning so red he looked like all of the blood in his body went to his head.
"Did it feel good?"
"I...I-it hurt at first...but...yah," A smile that Zoro failed to hide appeared on his face, "It was fucking great."
Doflamingo frowned at Zoro, "Kid, I think you're going to be dirtier than me."
Zoro laughed, "That's what Rayleigh's trying to do."
"I wonder if I should ask Pops to do that too..."
"Are you crazy? His fingers are huge!"
"He can use something else yoi!"
"No wonder you couldn't take the Yaw Yaw...it reminded you of-"
"Don't say it!"
"Hey Zoro, about the things we said earlier...you can't fist there."
"Oh thank god."
"But you can in the ass...so be warned."
"Oh god."