No pairings. Maybe GanxHana?
123 words! Lucky!
T fer swearin' and that kind of cool stuff.
And I don't own Bleach. Although Kuukaku's awesome-sauce.
Kuukaku-"Yeah, 'course I am! Take that, bitches!"
Ahem. On to the drabble.
Kuukaku grimaced.
"Hey, sis!"
…Then proceeded to kick Ganju in the gut.
"The hell're ya bandage up for, retard?"
Ganju was unable to answer, as Kuukaku's foot was on top of his head, but Hanatarou moved forward a little.
"Um…You shouldn't do that, Kuukaku-san…"
"Who're you?"
"H-Hanatarou Y-Yamada…"
Kuukaku paused in her stomping of Ganju's head. Turned. Looked Hanatarou straight in the eye. He gulped. "Yer a Shinigami, right?"
He nodded, slowly. "Y-yes, ma'am."
"And ya know my name? Did retard tell ya?"
Hanatarou assumed said retard was Ganju. "U-um, yes."
She nodded. "Did ya help out retard and strawberry back in the Seireitei?"
"Yes, Kuukaku-san."
Grinning, Kuukaku walked over to the trembling seventh seat, and placed a hand on his shoulder. "Well, welcome ta the family, then, Hana-chan!"
He fainted.