Gamer

Disclaimer: Naruto isn't mine

Should I say something? Or would that be weird? Kakashi sat and pondered. They were sitting in the kitchen at the table where Obito was reading through a textbook, obviously not getting it from the scowl on his face. He hadn't noticed that he was being watched yet and this allowed the taller boy to enjoy the view. And also his interesting little daydreams...

Maybe if I ask him he might do it? Then again I may get punched and he'd be huffy all day. There was no time for thinking about it now though as Obito had noticed.

"What are you staring at pervy Kakashi?" He raised an eyebrow at this.

"Pervy?"

"You're always doing something perverted so you're now pervy Kakashi. Why do you keep staring at me? It's freaking me out"

"Well..." Ah I'll tell him, he won't mind. "I think you'd look really cute if you put on a dress~"

First came silence and then came the explosion.

"What the hell is wrong with you? I'm not a girl you dick!"

"I know I like you that way. Just saying you have a very nice figure for dresses" Words failed Obito at this.

"But... but I'm a guy dammit! I don't want to wear any dresses!"

"Not even for me?" Now the eyes. He stared at him with a pleading look in his eyes trying to look as innocent as possible.

"Especially if you're asking me" As far as he was concerned that was the end of that, but Kakashi had decided on what he wanted and he would not rest until he got it.

"Pleeeaasse Obito" Another scowl. "I won't take any photos"

"Too right you won't. The main reason being I won't do it"

"It doesn't have to be anything extreme just a simple dress?"

"No!" Desperate times called for desperate measures.

"Obito..." He looked to see Kakashi tearing up.

"What's wrong with you?" I don't know how to deal with this!

"I'm missing my home... and I don't know many people here..."

"O-oh" I guess even Kakashi gets depressed sometimes... and I'd feel bad too... "Do you wanna... talk about it?" It felt weird to talk about that kind of thing but as he was the only one who knew where he came from, and was his creator in a sense it was his responsibility to deal with him.

"... I'd prefer a hug" Obito paled.

"If it makes you feel better I guess that's ok... as long as you don't try anything" You could never completely trust a pervert after all.

"Thank you" Cue the pitiful sniffing noise.

Obito stood and walked to the other side of the table where he awkwardly put his arms round Kakashi. He probably felt quite stiff as he didn't really like doing it and usually the taller boy was the instigator. There was silence as they held each other, and it was lucky no one walked in and saw them gripping each other. Admittedly it did feel quite nice for a change, and it was a surprise that he hadn't been groped yet.

"Feel better?"

"Much better thanks" He feels so soft and warm~.

Making the same request involving a dress would be pushing it for now so it would be best to wait for an opportunity to arise.

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After a lazy day of mostly attempting homework and dozing in front of the TV, they'd finally retreated to the bedroom where Kakashi was reading a book whilst Obito played on his Xbox. He hadn't quite worked out what was going on yet but it somehow involved fighting, and angry people on their games swearing at him.

"Ha! Screw you asshole!" Clearly Obito was winning as he had a triumphant look on his face. This was of no concern to the other boy as he was more interested in how nice he looked from behind.

Especially that ass... He knew he probably had a predatory look on his face but no one else was in the room and the object of his affections was facing the other way. But honestly, if you looked that adorable it was a crime not to appreciate it.

"What are you staring at now? It's getting really creepy" His eyes snapped up to Obito's face who was looking very unimpressed.

"I'm just appreciating you" It was so cute to see the blush that appeared.

"Well stop doing it!"

"Why? Surely it's nice to be appreciated by someone"

"Well yeah, but the way you do it is disturbing"

"How so?"

"You're an incredibly creepy pervert and I know you're thinking about me naked or in some equally weird way"

"... You have a point there..."

"Surely you can find someone else to stare at?"

"Well your brother isn't bad..." There was a choking sound.

"Leave Shisui out of it!" Kakashi raised his eyebrow but made no more comments. The staring didn't stop though and after a while Obito had to turn off his game as it was getting hard to concentrate.

"Why did you turn it off? I thought you liked this game?"

"As if you don't know" It was with an annoyed feeling that he realised there was nothing else for him to do except stare at the wall.

Stupid pervert ruining my gaming with his stupid staring. He looked over his shoulder to the taller boy who had resumed his staring. When he noticed him looking he gave one of those smiles with his eyes.

"Stop doing that!"

"What?"

"Those eye smile things!"

"Why?"

"They just... They're annoying!" How does he even do that?

"I think you love them really" He just huffed loudly and looked away.

...Ok, maybe he pouted a little but it was so annoying.

"Right let's do something" Kakashi suddenly announced slamming his book shut.

"Do what?" There was a suspicious edge to his voice and with good reason. He sounded so pleased there was definitely going to be something worrying happening. For him anyway.

"A little clothes show perhaps?"

"I've told you. No!"

"... I'll do it too if you like?"

"I don't care if you do it, I don't want to"

It appears I have to take it further. With a sigh he leant forward until his face was only millimetres away. There was a pleading look in his eye, and he could see that Obito was caving.

"W-why are you so close?"

"Please Obito~"

"... If I do it once will you stop asking?"

"Of course!" He couldn't help but grin widely under the mask.

"F-fine, wait there"

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Kakashi was starting to get a little impatient. Obviously it was going to take a while to find a dress, but he'd had plenty of time to do that by now! It would probably be worth it though.

"I-is this good enough?" He swung his head round and felt his face go hot.

Obito had managed to find a short red evening dress with beads around the neckline and no sleeves. The skirt was loose and wavy and went down to just under the knees. Obviously he wasn't female so there was nothing in the breast area but his hips were curvier than usual, and it the skirt hung off them perfectly. Add in the bright red colour of his cheeks and he looked absolutely adorable.

"You look so cute~" There was a most definitely not feminine scream as Kakashi launched himself at Obito and pulled him tight.

"Hey! Look only, no touching!"

"How could I resist? It suits you perfectly"

Oh god.

This really wasn't a good time for Shisui to walk in.

"Hey Obi, have you seen my-" He stopped when he realised just what his younger brother was wearing. "...I'll come back later"

"Hey! Shisui! This isn't what it looks like!" The only thing stopping him from going after him was those still tightly gripping arms. "Let go Kakashi you dick!"

"No~"

... Stupid pervert...

Kakashi is a manipulative bastard :L I think it suits though XD