Hey, there. I don't have much to say except…

TwilighterlostinNCIS and Vampgrl1- Thanks. That cleared it right up. So helpful.

Loligo7687-I love you. You are SO cool. And you have the most fantabulous ideas and comments. Heehee, thanks.

Sunburst25- That would be hilarious, but not in this story. I'm not sure if it would affect his magic or what. Sorry, hun.

Ooookay, I got that cleared up.

DISCLAIMER- I STILL DON'T FREAKIN' OWN HARRY POTTER OR TWILIGHT. OKAY? OKAY.

Enjoy! ^_^

HARRY'S POV

I blanched. How was that possible? I've gotten rid of our scents, using the spell. How could this be?

I voiced my concerns.

"Well, Harry, I'm not really sure what's going to happen. Perhaps, now would be an appropriate time to see if magic works on vampires." He tapped his leg nervously.

"Well. I can see if it works right now." I pointed my wand at Emmett. "Levicorpus!" Yes. Emmett was yanked up into the air by one ankle.

He started sputtering. "Wha…bu….I, what? I…hey…I…but…. GET ME DOWN FROM HERE!!!" Emmett finally roared at me. The rest of the family was in hysterics, especially Jacob.

Flicking my wand, I thought Liberacorpus! and he crashed to the ground. I grinned.

Tapping Ginny, we both clambered to our feet, though my arm stayed around her shoulder, and hers around my waist. Out of the corner of my eye, I saw Ginny make the chair a blade of grass again.

"Alice, can you see what's going to happen? How old are they?" Edward urgently pressed Alice for answers. She opened her eyes and shook the blank expression from her face.

"Quick. Everyone inside. The vampire is coming. Now. It's a he. He's coming to see them all now." Her eyes were wide with shock.

We all dashed into the house. Ron, Hermione, Ginny and I nervously sat on a couch. I could feel both girls shaking.

"Jazz? Now would be a good time." Advised Esme. I immediately felt myself relax into a pool of peace. "He can sense and control emotions." Quickly informed Esme.

"Shhhh, everyone, here he is." Alice and Carlisle were peering out of one the expansive windows. "Stay back, you four. Is there a way you can become invisible?"

"Yeah. Disillusionment Charm. C'mon Harry." Ron and I extracted our wands. Tapping ourselves and the girls on our heads, we became human chameleons, changing into whatever was behind us.

"Okay. He's coming up to the walk. Don't move." Emmett looked unusually serious as he narrated what was going on.

A knock on the door.

Carlisle gave a reassuring smile to the rest of us before opening the door. "Hello, there. It's nice to see another of our kind. Please, come in. What is your name?" I thought Carlisle was being awfully nice to someone who wanted to kill us.

"My name is Adalstan." He said with a thick German accent. (Adalstan means noble stone. I thought it was fitting. Hehe.) "Where are your humans?"

He really cuts to the chase, doesn't he?

Carlisle blinked. "We have no humans here. My granddaughter, Renesmee is half-human, half-vampire. She must be who you are smelling."

Renesmee, in Bella's arms, with Edward and Jacob on either side, cooed, smiled and waved, like a normal baby her age.

"'Ello, little girl." Adalstan said, with a smile that did not reach his cold, fiery crimson eyes. Bella's arms tightened around her, and both men stepped instinctively closer to her.

I felt Ginny tense beside me.

"Ah, but of course. Let me introduce you to my family. Esme, my wife, Alice and Jasper, Rosalie and Emmett, Bella, Edward and Renesmee. Jacob, here, is Bella's friend, who happened to be visiting now." Carlisle said, pointing to each person in turn.

"Do you all live here?" he asked.

"Yes."

"Then why are there four suitcases right at the bottom of the stairs?" he questioned.

I swear, if vampires could go paler, all of them would've.

"Emmett, Rosalie, Esme and I took a double date second honeymoon. Right?" The three of them nodded mutely.

"Where did you go? You, Blondie, answer me." He pointed aggressively at Rosalie. She looked at him and deftly tossed her hair behind her shoulder.

"We went to a small town by Vancouver, British Colombia. Ladner." (My grandma lives there. It's a really pretty place.) she gazed squarely back at him.

I was itching to see if other magic worked on vampires. Carlisle, sensing my unease, nodded just the slightest fraction of an inch in our direction.

"Stupefy!" came four voices at once. Four identical red shots of light buried themselves in his chest. He fell to the ground with a thud.

Haha. A cliffy. I'm so mean. So sorry that was short. I have Band Camp on Saturday and I have to pack and go buy stuff. So, so sorry. Okay. Um. So, I thought that this was pretty good… I was trying to make him Hitler and Schwarzenegger combined. Did I do an okay job? I'll likely post tomorrow again. Review and you shall get foodz and hugz!