I'd like to thank my new Beta, and the couple people that reviewed last time. So here you go, a LONGER chapter. I am going to have to change the rating now. I got half of the pick up lines and rebuttals from websites, the other half I have heard (maybe even used) before. And the poem is also from one of those sites. I got this idea from watching season and seasons of the office, lots of gilmore girls, and a ff story called Rejection Hotline. So thanks all. Here is my next chapter. PLEASE REVIEW! And it might be awhile till I review next time, it all depends on how many reviews I get.

MatchMakerMagic has signed on.

GetSomeGin has signed on

GetSomeGin: I'm bored.

MatchMakerMagic: I noticed. When you actually hit Pansy in the head she will be angry.

GetSomeGin: I know. It's only M&M's. She will live. Am I the only one who has noticed that Marcus has been continually humming "I've Got a Lovely Pair of Coconuts"?

MatchMakerMagic: Do you think he is trying to tell us something?

GetSomeGin: Yes. He has a lovely pair of coconuts.

MatchMakerMagic: Hehe. Dirty.

GetSomeGin: Whatever. Anyways, I MUST cure this boredom.

MatchMakerMagic: Okay.

GetSomeGin: Aren't you going to help me?

MatchMakerMagic: Last time curing your boredom consisted of prank calling everyone in the office.

GetSomeGin: I remember that. Hahahahahahahahaha. Do you remember how confused Pansy was?

MatchMakerMagic: She still won't go near Seamus. Poor guy. She thinks he really is stalking her.

GetSomeGin: How about today we….pick on her!

MatchMakerMagic: How original.

GetSomeGin: What shall we do today….Hmm. We could take all her belongings and put them in the vending machine. Or put her stuff in jello.

MatchMakerMagic: You have been watching too much of The Office.

Pansy has signed on.

Pansy: I don't think you girls understand why the company has aim. It supposed to be used for business discussions or to plan business meetings.

MatchMakerMagic: But how do you know we aren't doing any of those things?

GetSomeGin: You know what they say about assuming.

Pansy: Are you doing any of those things?

GetSomeGin: Yes.

MatchMakerMagic: Um yea, tell her Ginny.

GetSomeGin: I am calling a business meeting.

Pansy: You can't call a business meeting unless it is approved by me or the board.

GetSomeGin: Terry said it was alright.

Pansy: Well what is this meeting about?

GetSomeGin: That's between Terry and me.

Pansy: When will it be?

GetSomeGin: When it is.

Pansy: We have an opening at 4:30. We were supposed to have a meeting about headings, but I believe this will be more substantial. Is 30 minutes enough?

GetSomeGin: That's fine.

Pansy: And Ginny?

GetSomeGin: Yes?

Pansy: Don't throw anymore M&M's.

Pansy has signed off.

MatchMakerMagic: What will this meeting be about? Have you even planned one?

GetSomeGin: Nope.

MatchMakerMagic: So if you haven't planned one you haven't gotten Terry's approval?

GetSomeGin: Nope.

MatchMakerMagic: You better run fast right now to see him before Pansy does.

GetSomeGin: Yep.

MatchMakerMagic: What will the meeting be about?

GetSomeGin: AWAY MESSAGE. Hi I couldn't think of anything cute to put on my away message. Oh puppies, that's cute.

GetSomeGin: I'm back. I have no idea.

MatchMakerMagic: What did Terry say?

GetSomeGin: He asked what the meeting would be about, and hit on me some.

MatchMakerMagic: What did you say?

GetSomeGin: Ew no thanks pervert.

MatchMakerMagic: No, I mean to what the meeting will be about.

GetSomeGin: I said it was a surprise.

MatchMakerMagic: What did he say?

GetSomeGin: He likes surprises.

MatchMakerMagic: Ew.

GetSomeGin: I have an idea though.

MatchMakerMagic: What is that?

GetSomeGin: It's a surprise, okay?

MatchMakerMagic: Oh no.

GetSomeGin: Oh no what?

MatchMakerMagic: You and surprises don't go well together.

GetSomeGin: How so? Surprises and I are two peas in a pod, like peanut butter and jelly, Michael Jackson and little boys.

MatchMakerMagic: Who is Michael Jackson?

GetSomeGin:. Oh look a website with pickup lines. I am changing the subject inconspicuously.

MatchMakerMagic: Fine. I bet I know some better ones.

GetSomeGin:. Please, who would you use them on pregnant lady?

MatchMakerMagic: Neville.

GetSomeGin:. What was the last pick up line you used on your husband?

MatchMakerMagic: Roses are red, pickles are green. I like your legs and what's in between.

GetSomeGin: And how did he react?

MatchMakerMagic: He asked me why I was talking about roses and pickles.

GetSomeGin:. I have an idea! Let's have a pick up line contest! See who can use the most pickup lines in the office today.

MatchMakerMagic: Don't you think people would get suspicious if I randomly started hitting on them?

GetSomeGin: Thats part of the magic. There's Seamus now. How does "Can I get a picture of you? I want to show Santa what I want for Christmas" sound?

MatchMakerMagic: Fine except for the part that you are afraid of Santa, and have more trouble saying his name then Voldermort's.

GetSomeGin: Santa's a pervert, okay?

MatchMakerMagic: How so?

GetSomeGin: He leaves little boys and girls presents. He can get in your house NO MATTER WHAT. He has a list of where the naughty children live. He knows where you sleep and when you sleep. He's a creep.

MatchMakerMagic: Did your parents ever tell you that Santa is not real?

GetSomeGin: Of course he isn't. He is a made up muggle creation. One based off of Michael Jackson.

MatchMakerMagic: For the last time who is Michael Jackson?

GetSomeGin: A combination of Santa in a fat suit, Voldermort, Peter Pan, and some black guy.

MatchMakerMagic: But I thought he was white.

GetSomeGin: Beside the point. Back to our first topic, list some pick up lines and who we can use them on.

MatchMakerMagic: May I have the directions to your heart?

GetSomeGin: Yes, you make a left at 'Hell No' Ave. and keep going straight 'til you get to 'F.U.' Blvd. Um, I think that would be good for Ernie.

MatchMakerMagic: You know too many rebuttals. I am getting these from a website you know.

GetSomeGin: We go to too many bars. I figured as much.

MatchMakerMagic: Your body is like a temple...

GetSomeGin: And you don't have a temple recommend.

MatchMakerMagic: Or it is a temple, not a visiting center.

GetSomeGin: Or there are no services today.

MatchMakerMagic: Can I put my beef in your taco?

GetSomeGin: What? Where did you hear that one?

MatchMakerMagic: The Australian guy who asked you if you have ever tried an Australian kiss because it was like a French kiss but "down under".

GetSomeGin: Yea, and I gave him the rejection hotline. But to your former one just say "I'm a vegetarian."

MatchMakerMagic: Oh good! I'd die happy if I saw you naked. And then you say "Well if I saw you naked I'd die laughing."

GetSomeGin: The overused Do you believe in love at first sight or do you want me to walk by again?

MatchMakerMagic: Yea but this time, keep walking. I just thought of the perfect one, Haven't we met before? Yes, I'm the receptionist at the V.D. Clinic.

GetSomeGin: That was perfect! So how do you like your eggs in the morning? Unfertilized.

MatchMakerMagic I'd really like to get into your pants.
No thanks. There's already one a-hole in there!

GetSomeGin: I think you're the best looking girl in here.
Really? Well, I'd better go find the best looking guy then, hadn't I!

MatchMakerMagic So, baby, your place or mine?
Both. You'll go to your place and I'll go to mine!

GetSomeGin I want to give myself to you.
Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.

MatchMakerMagic If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would put U and I together."
That is if you could, but unfortunately you can't!"

Imworthitall has signed on.

GetSomeGin: Or, If I could rearrange the alphabet I would still leave N and O together.

Imworthitall: Hey guys. What are you talking about? Did you hear about our meeting today?

MatchMakerMagic: Hey Cho. Yes, Ginny's running it. We are just saying pick up lines to amuse ourselves.

Imworthitall: Oh fun! How about, I wish you were a bag of Skittles so I could taste your rainbow!

GetSomeGin: By the way the light is hitting your eyes, I can see myself in them, and damn, I look good!

MatchMakerMagic: HAhaha, narcissist.

GetSomeGin: Ladies, I could school either of you at pickup lines. So after my meeting I will email you all forwards of some of the best and worst lines I have heard.

MatchMakerMagic: Have you decided what the meetings going to be about?

GetSomeGin: Nope.

MatchMakerMagic: Well you need to.

GetSomeGin: Have you decided on a name for the baby?

MatchMakerMagic: No?

GetSomeGin: Well you need to.

Imworthitall: What about Hanille?

MatchMakerMagic: What?

GetSomeGin: Like Hannah and Neville put together?

Imworthitall: Yea, and for the other twin you can name it Nannah.

MatchMakerMagic: I'm not having twins.

Imworthitall: really? I could have sworn you were.

MatchMakerMagic: Um no.

Imworthitall: Look at the time, I have to go to that meeting. Um bye.

Imworthitall has signed off.

GetSomeGin: Argh! Sometimes I hate her.

MatchMakerMagic: Am I really that big?

GetSomeGin: Not at all. You are skinny, really skinny.

MatchMakerMagic: I can't be really skinny when pregnant.

GetSomeGin: Come on people can't even tell you're pregnant.

MatchMakerMagic: Haha, funny. Blasé asked me if I was going to fit through the door. I'm only 5 months pregnant, I shouldn't be THIS big.

GetSomeGin: I'm sure it's normal.

MatchMakerMagic: And I'm sure it's not.

GetSomeGin: Don't worry about it. Have you seen a Med witch about it?

MatchMakerMagic: No, Neville believes in not finding out the sex of the baby.

GetSomeGin: Why?

MatchMakerMagic: Something about surprises.

GetSomeGin: Hahaha, so what color are you painting "its" room?

MatchMakerMagic: None, we are waiting to do all of that until after he/or she. (Not it) is born.

GetSomeGin: Okay then.

MatchMakerMagic: Hey are you there anymore? It's been awhile?

GetSomeGin: I'm doing another interview.

MatchMakerMagic: What? Now?

GetSomeGin: No. Blaise just emailed me and told me that I am doing another interview. Weird.

MatchMakerMagic: When?

GetSomeGin: I don't know.

MatchMakerMagic: Who?

GetSomeGin: I don't know.

MatchMakerMagic: I forgot to ask you, what ever happened with Harry?

GetSomeGin: He found out I am suffering from mental illness.

MatchMakerMagic: I think he knew that when you covered him in jello. Just a guess.

GetSomeGin: Yes, but it has finally been confirmed.

MatchMakerMagic: How do you feel about that?

GetSomeGin: It was inevitable.

MatchMakerMagic: SO have you been dating any lately?

GetSomeGin: No. But Ron has a "great prospect" he wants to introduce me to.

MatchMakerMagic: What does that entail?

GetSomeGin: A double date with my brother, Hermione, and Said man where all my brother talks about is the wonderful things about me he ignores the rest of the year.

MatchMakerMagic: Ah, one of those dates.

GetSomeGin: Yes.

MatchMakerMagic: Are you going to do it?

GetSomeGin: Not if I can avoid it.

MatchMakerMagic: How long do you think avoiding it will work.

GetSomeGin: A day.

MatchMakerMagic: Then what are you going to do?

GetSomeGin: Allow him to get mother involved, be forced into it, and go. On the date shove a fork into my hand under the table and pretend to smile.

MatchMakerMagic: Who do you think it is?

GetSomeGin: The last guy was 43 years old, it was a single date, and he spent the whole night talking about his younger years. I feel asleep in the salad.

MatchMakerMagic: Really?

GetSomeGin: No, I magically got sick after dessert came.

MatchMakerMagic: Dessert? Why not earlier?

GetSomeGin: I mean, I hated his company but free food is free food.

MatchMakerMagic: I see. What are you looking for in a man?

GetSomeGin: Well not too much. Why?

MatchMakerMagic: I just think maybe your standards are too high.

GetSomeGin: Nope, I only ask for what is in my prayer.

MatchMakerMagic: Prayer?

GetSomeGin: Yep.

MatchMakerMagic: You don't pray. You're the least religious person I know.

GetSomeGin: Not true!

MatchMakerMagic: A clerk said God bless you to you once after you sneezed and you said "He already did. I have boobs. And that's the only thing God is good for. But now surgery is catching up."

GetSomeGin: That's not sacrilegious, it's true. What do you not like my boobs?

MatchMakerMagic: Your boobs are fine.

GetSomeGin: So now you are checking my boobs out?

MatchMakerMagic: Whatever, lets just hear your prayer.

GetSomeGin: Now I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep.

One who's handsome, smart and strong,
One whose will is thick and long.

One who think before he speaks,
When he promises to call, he won't wait a week.

I pray that he is gainfully employed,
And when I spend his cash wont be annoyed.

Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs for more.

Oh! Send me a man who will make love to my mind,
Knows just what to say when I ask, How big is my behind?

One who will make love till my body's a twitchin'.
In the hall, the loo, the garden and kitchen.

And pray that this man will love me no end.
And never attempts to shag my best friend.

And as I kneel and pray by my bed.
I look at this ass hole you sent me instead.

MatchMakerMagic: I take it you made up the poem while dating Dean?

GetSomeGin: No I wrote it after I found out Dean had been cheating. It is about what I should have been thinking while dating Dean. What type of a hoe do you take me for?

MatchMakerMagic: A big hoe.

GetSomeGin: Well can't argue with that.

Pansy signed on.

MatchMakerMagic has signed off.

GetSomeGin has signed off.

To: Everyone I know( Except Mother, Father, and Pansy)Fr: Ginny Weasly
Subject: Pick Up lines
Are you a Pokemon?? Cuz i'd sure like to pikachu!!
Hey baby, are you like Sprite because you make me want to obey my thirst.
My love for you is like the Energizer Bunny, it keeps going and going...
If you were a library book, I would check you out.
Wanna tickle my Oscar Meyer Wiener?
Baby, you're like a championship bass. I don't know whether to mount you or eat you!
Can we play baseball? You have a nice bat but instead of a ball- lets use my hole!
If I were a carpenter and you were a porch. I'd take out all your nails and screw ya!
Wanna play midget boxing? You get down on your knees and give me a couple blows!
Can you suck a golf ball through 50ft. of garden hose?
Are you a farmer? No, 'cuz you sure know how to raise a cock.
Do you think I can fit that in my mouth? Wanna try?
Forget playing doctor do you want to play gynecologist??
My name's Pogo, d'ya wanna jump on my stick?
I'm a used car but you can still drive me!
Let's make out so I can see if you taste as good as you look!
You are the hottest thing since sunburn.
Do you know how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie-pop? Wanna find out?
Man, you sure are bright girl! Were you raised by the stars?
Hey baby, you are like a pot of gold... Hard to get and hard to hold.
Are those space jeans? Because your ass is outta this world.
Do you know what would look good on you? Me.
Is that a run in your stockings, or is it the stairway to heaven?
I can read palms. write your # on their hand OOh it says your gonna call me soon.
I was just checking your tag to see if you were made in heaven.
Excuse me, but does my tongue taste funny to you?
Hey babe, can I have your number? I think it'll look better in my pocket than in your head.
Your place or mine? Tell you what, I'll flip a coin, heads my place, tails yours.
I think I feel like Richard Gere - I'm standing next to you, pretty woman.
Girl, you gotta be tired, 'cause you've been running through my head all day long.
When god made you, he was only showing off'
It's not my fault I fell in love, you're the one that tripped me.
The word of the day is legs, let's go back to my place and spread the word
I'm going to have sex with you tonight... so you might as well be there
Are you a sergeant, because you make my privates stand up.
Hey babe, nice legs, when do they open?
Let's play house, you be the screen door and I'll bang you all night
I can't make a cherry pop, but I can make a banana cream.
Nice shoes...wanna screw?!?
If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have a 5 cents.
Excuse me, I've seem to have lost my virginity, can I have yours?
Girls are sexy, guys are fine I'll be your six if you'll be my nine!
Save water, shower with a friend.
Nice pants. Can I test the zipper?
So long as we're in the theatre...why don't we get some play?
You know, sweetie, my lips won't just kiss themselves...
Clothes look heavy on ya, want me to relieve some!!!
Roses are red, violets are blue, can we screw?
I must be in heaven because I'm standing next to you!
Can you help me find my puppy? I think he went into this cheap motel room

To: Ginny Weasly
From: Harry Potter
Subject: You forgot some
Look at all those curves, and me with no brakes!!!
My magical watch says you aren't wearing any panties. Oh, you are? It must be an hour fast!
Hey , I'm the cable guy, my only policy is that if I hook your cable up, you have to hook mine up!
I think you've got something in your eye. Oh never mind, it's just a sparkle.
Baby... wanna come for a ride?
The only thing I want between our relationship is latex.
You must be Jamaican, Cause you Jamaican me crazy.
I think I'm in heaven because you look like an angel. Can you take off your shirt so that I can check for wings?
Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here!
Excuse me M'am, you dropped a piece of ass, let me get that for you. (then grab her ass)
Your legs are like peanut butter, smooth, creamy, and easy to spread.
Is your father a farmer? Because you sure do have some nice melons.
Quick, somebody call the cops, you just stole my heart.
I love every bone in your body, especially mine!
Is that the sun coming up... or is that just you lighting up my world?
Let's make like a fabric softener and snuggle
.Is your last name Gillete cause your the best a man can get.
Girl, your body is a wonderland, and I want to be Alice so that I can run around all over you.
Are you Pentecostal? Cause I'd love to speak in tongues with you.
I noticed you noticing me and i thought i would notify you that i noticed you too.
Baby, I'm like Taco Bell...I'll spice up your night.
Excuse me, can you empty your pockets? I believe you have stolen my heart.
Hey, wanna be a pirate with me? Maybe we could hook up.
You can call me Mr. ski lift cause I'll sweep you off your feet.
You are like a clam, hard to open but its worth the pearl.
Baby, Your the honey on my bunches of oats!
What is on your butt?... My eyes!
If you were the new burger at McDonalds you would be the Mcgorgeous!
Are you a zoo, because you bring the animal out in me.
I was blinded by your beauty so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.
Girl, you better have a license, cuz you are driving me crazy!
Hey baby, you've got something on your butt: my eyes.
Is that shirt felt? Would you like it to be?
I may not be Santa Claus, but I'll stuff your stockings...

To: Harry Potter
Fr: Ginny Weasly
Subject: So
I'll give you a nickel if I can tickle your pickle...
Either my eyes need checking or you're the best looking guy I've seen all week.
Is your dad a peanut maker? 'Cause you've got nice nuts!
If you're naughty go to your room. If you wanna be naughty go to my room!
Let's play pool. We can use your stick and balls and my hole!
Did you just grab my ass? No? Well you can if you want too!
You're ugly but you intrigue me.
I may not be Wilma, but I can sure make your bedrock.
Do you have a Band-Aid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you
Can I have a picture of you so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
Wanna play fireman? We can stop, drop and roll.
You've been a bad boy. Go to my room!
My hands are cold. Can I stick them down your pants to warm them?
I love baseball, so take me home baby!
Roses are red, violets are blue, I like spaghetti, so let's go screw!
My bed is broken. Can I sleep in yours?
Is that how you get the ladies?

To: Ginny Weasly
Fr: Harry Potter
Subject: More or less.
Is it working?

To: Harry Potter
Fr: Ginny Weasly
Subject: Nope.