Huntley / Shadow / 6

Ron was crusin' down the street in his 54 Mercury. It had been three years since the great battle of Bahumat at Hogwarts. That was the last time anyone had ever seen Harry. Ron never forgot that night he and Harry did battle with the dragon of legends. It was the night Ron turned into a man.

Ron's cell rang. He answered it without even bothering to see who it was.

"Talk to me," he said. Ron was too much of a bad mother fucker to care about driving and talking on the phone at the same time. A sultry voice filled his ears.

"Mmm, when are you coming home baby?" It was Hermione. She'd been pint up at the house all day working on some big project. Ron didn't know what it was. He learned long ago to not ask questions when it came to Hermione and her research.

"You just hang tight pretty-girl. Big Ron is almost home." He hung up the phone, not waiting to hear Hermione's response. Just then, a black knight tore out of the sky riding a horse, which was also black. The knight slammed down in front of Ron's car and took out his sword.

"Here me, surface-dweller. The time for the Rainbow Knights to lay siege to this world!" The knight reared up on his trusty steed and let out a mighty battle-cry!

Ron got out of his car. He was used to dealing with dumb mother fuckers like this. "Rainbow Knights," he thought "This fool is black. That aint no rainbow colour."

"Foolish boy! I am the outcast knight of the group, the black sheep!" Ron was amazed. Apparently this knight could read his thoughts. It made no difference. Ron was sure he had all he needed to take care of this joker. He got in a man's fighting stance and tossed back his long red hair like a goddamn MAN!

"Come at me then! Let's see how rough you are!" The knight charged at him, his sword ready for battle. The knight swung, which Ron easily dodged. The knight wasn't done though. He continued swinging, trying to hit his target. Ron was dancing around him, easily dodging all his wild boys.

"It seems you know how to dodge," said the knight as he sheathed his sword, "but can you handle my Mega-Death cannon!" The knight placed his hands together like Goku and blasted out a wave of rainbow energy.

"Bitch!" shouted Ron as he pulled out his wand. "Cum-gun!" he shouted. A thick wave of white, thick cum shot out form his wand. The two forces made contact, causing an explosion so powerful that the entire world was almost ripped apart. In the end, the knight was defeated. He lay on the ground, covered in yummy cummy juice.

"You may have defeated me young red, but my order will be here in three days. They are 10,000,000 times more powerful then I! Your world be burned with our rainbow magic! GAAAAGAGAGAGAG!" Ron smiled, he did not fear this knight or his order.

"You tell your friends that I'll be waiting to kill every one of them with me cum powers!" Ron got back in his car, blasted out some Foghat music and drove off, leaving the knight to rethink his life.

It wasn't long till Ron reached his house. It was a ten story pint in the middle of downtown Manhattan. Ron and Hermione always wanted to live in Manhattan. Rowling just forgot to mention that in her books. Ron banged on the door, hoping his baby had a biiiiig T-bone steak ready for him! By GOD he was a man, and he was hooongery!

"Mmm come in this house baby!" said Hermione. She was wearing nothing… nothing at all, which was just how Ron liked her. She pulled down his pants and immediately wrapped her fingers around his already hard cock. Ron was always hard because he was a hard man. Nobody could fuck with him but his baby.

"Mmm, that feels good!" said Ron as he stroked Hermione's hair. He felt her lips press against his cock. She didn't suck, just stuck her tongue out and flicked it against his tip.

"It only gets better from her," she said as she pulled him into the house by his cock. Ron wrapped his hands around Hermione's soft body and pressed her against him. He went down and kissed her firm breasts, making sure to suck on her nipples as he did so. Hermione caressed his face with one had while squeezing his balls in the other.

"God Hermione! You're getting better," moaned Ron as he felt her trail her fingers from his sack up along his shaft.

"Come for me baby! I want to feel you explode all in my mouth!" She wrapped her lips around his cock and slowly went all the way down. Each time her lips hit his pubic hair, shed press his balls up close to his cock, wanting him to be filled up with cum as soon as possible. It didn't take long. Ron felt a strong serge in his lower body and knew he was close.

Just then, a White Knight crashed through the window, wielding duel swords.

"I will defend my brother!" shouted the knight as he charged at Ron.

"Mmmm get back baby I'm bout to blow!" said Ron. The moment Hermione let go of his cock, Ron held his shaft like a gun and show a thick stream of cum all over the Knight.

"Graaa!" shouted the knight as he burst into flames.

"The hell was that?" asked Hermione. Ron was trying to catch his breath.

"It's a knight form the Rainbow Order. They'll be attacking us in three days, but I doubt we have anything to worry about. They're weak!" Hermione nodded he head in agreement. She then realized she hadn't shown Ron what it was she was researching all day.

"Baby I have great news!"

"Oh, what's that?" Hermione grabbed Ron by the hand and let he to her office. There was a basin of pink liquid and a pile of ancient lookin books. To Ron's surprise, he saw Harry's wand on a table next to a book that lay open on the table.

"Baby, I think I've found a way to bring Harry back!"

TO BE CONTINUED!

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