memeganronpa
chapter 3 / lost in translation.. and in general / daily life
tide pod: ...
tide pod: ...
tide pod: where am i?
*tide pod looks around, seeing nothing but darkness*
*spongebob walks up to him*
tide pod: oh, uh, hey.. where are we..?
spongebob: ...
*the rest of the students crowd around pod, in a circle of some sort*
tide pod: guys? ...
*an ear piercing noise begins to flood the room*
tide pod: what's going on?
*spongebob puts his hand on pod, and blood begins to viciously pour out of his mouth*
tide pod: AAAAAH!
*pod wakes up*
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...
..
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tide pod: .. what was that..?
*ding dong*
tide pod: oh.. someone's here.
*tide pod opens his door*
harambe: hey OOGA pod. i just heard you ooga screaming so i stopped by to make sure everything was ooga okay.
tide pod: thanks harambe. everything ooga- i mean, okay. i just had some type of nightmare.
harambe: ooga really? wanna talk about it?
tide pod: not really.. hehe.
harambe: oh alright.
...
harambe: uh, pod? i was ooga wondering if i could ooga talk to you about something.
tide pod: what is it?
harambe: it's about what ooga keemstar said about you during the ooga talent show.
harambe: if you're ooga uncomfortable talking about it, i'll ooga understand.
tide pod: ... i don't know.
tide pod: ...
harambe: that's ooga fine. don't worry.
tide pod: you're not mad?
harambe: of ooga course not! also, i almost forgot! monokuma opened up some new ooga parts of the building. we should go explore em' with ooga everyone else!
tide pod: ... alright.
*harambe begins to show tide pod around some new places*
harambe: this is the ooga greenery, it's got so many ooga types of plants, and even a ooga banana tree which i very much appreciate.
jake paul: speaking of bananas, me and bella are making some banana cream pies bro! y'all want?
harambe: oh hey ooga jake! count me the ooga fuck in bitch!
tide pod: i'll pass.. i'm not too hungry for anything after yesterday. thanks though.
jake paul: .. alright.
...
tide pod: it's nice to see a place so lively in a building like this.
harambe: just wait till' we get to the next room!
...
tide pod: woah.. an aquarium?
*tide pod admired the hundreds of varying fish species that swam around him*
ginger twins: hey ya cunts! ya likin' the aquarium?
harambe: the ooga twins! hey y'all!
*pod noticed the younger twin was immersed in the touch pool*
tide pod: you like that, huh?
*the younger twin looked at pod*
tide pod: ... ya know, i never really thought about how your sister never speaks until now.
tide pod: i don't even know her name.
fionna: well, my name is fionna as ya' cunts already know..
fionna: and her name is gionna.
fionna: my parents weren't really fockin' creative as you can tell.
gionna: ...
gionna: i really like the starfish.
fionna: of course ya do ya daft cunt.
*pod looked at the starfish and his vision began to distort*
*he somehow saw the starfish devilishly smile at him*
tide pod: let go of it!
*pod smacked the starfish out of gionna's hand*
gionna: ... what did i do wrong?
fionna: woah. don't fuckin' touch my sister!
tide pod: i'm sorry i-
fionna: sorry nothing. you're a cunt.
*the twins left the aquarium*
harambe: that wasn't ooga cool man..
tide pod: i don't know what came over me... ugh. i need some sleep.
harambe: not before we visit the ooga computer room!
tide pod: harambe i really think i should just-
harambe: come OOGA on! it's the last new room.
tide pod: fine i guess..
...
harambe: it looks pretty ooga boring, but there's ooga games you could play and ooga movies to watch and...
harambe: even.. the ooga executions... that monokuma filmed.
harambe: although i'm not ooga sure who'd want to watch those.
harambe: but yea! i'll leave you ooga alone now! see ya ooga later pod.
*harambe exited the room*
tide pod: ...
*pod walked over to the shelf with the execution videos*
*he picked up both dvd's and brought them to a computer*
tide pod: who would film this...
*he popped the first one in and re-lived his experience*
tide pod: ...
*he then put the second dvd in the computer*
tide pod: dat boi..
*and so the cycle began, switching through both dvd's until..*
spongebob: pod.
spongebob: pod?
spongebob: POD!
tide pod: oh.. huh? oh hey spongebob.
spongebob: you fell asleep on the computer..?
tide pod: huh?
*pod then had a realization*
tide pod: oh uhhh yea.. i did.
spongebob: what were you watching?
tide pod: nothing i-
*spongebob notices the dvd's*
spongebob: the executions..? ew. why would you watch those.
*tears began to fall from pod's eyes*
tide pod: i don't know spongebob...
spongebob: woah man.. are you okay?
tide pod: no. i'm not. between being outed and this last murder case.. i'm fucked up.
tide pod: but no one else seems to be! i'm just a debby downer.
spongebob: it's understandable to be upset.. but there's no need to go insane like this..
tide pod: it's hard.
spongebob: i know. everyone else is definitely hurting too. except maybe like millie and keemstar but besides that, we all feel your pain. we're just trying to make the best of things.
spongebob: and you need to try to do that too, okay?
tide pod: .. yea.
*spongebob kissed pod on the head*
spongebob: do it for me. and everyone else.
*pod blushed*
spongebob: and speaking of everyone else, we're all having dinner in the caf. i heard your appetite wasn't too large before but ya gotta be at least a LITTLE hungry now. right?
tide pod: i guess i'm a little peckish.
spongebob: great. let's go.
*the pair entered the kitchen*
jake paul: hey! pod's back everyone!
bella thorne: ayy! pod!
*harambe approaches pod*
harambe: are you feelin' ooga better now buddy?
tide pod: i think so.
*fionna and gionna enter the caf*
fionna: what the fuck are you doin' here cunt?
x: that fat nigga keemstar? i don't know either man.
fionna: no, although FUCK him.
fionna: i'm talkin' about this daft cunt pod.
harambe: fionna don't-
fionna: he attacked my sister.
gionna: ...
jojo siwa: hedidwhat? podisthistrue?
raini: golpear a las mujeres! ¿cómo te atreves, cerdo?
millie: DAT PHAGIT SHULDN'T BEE HITTIN' ANYWUN!
tide pod: ...
*tide pod runs out of the cafeteria*