Entry 57
"DIAAAAAAMAUUUUUU!" there was a splash, then a crash.
Wow, I would have thought it would happen in last night, but this is better.
The Akatsuki had awoke from the noise and we all came to the bathroom to see what's going on.
The male brag was covered in multi-colored paint from head to toe. He was in the showers, so he wasn't wearing anything.
I quickly covered Tobi's eye. Poor kid's too young to see something like this.
"What makes you think I did this?" I asked amusedly.
He scowled, "I still don't trust you, you know."
"I find the fact you actually trust S-rank criminals to be ridiculous." I scoffed.
"No, but I did remember that when the Akatsuki went through the portal, you weren't there."
"Aha! So you do know more about us that you let on!" I exclaimed triumphantly.
"Guys,' Pein stepped between us and interrupting our battle of wits, "Diamau is my... Friend (I was the only one to notice the slight hesitation in there), and I t-trust him."
"I'm sure the Akatsuki had never seen him before."
"Tobi knows! Tobi has seen Diamau-san before!" he chirped.
"There you go," I said, "now you have to explain what you knew about us."
"I think YOU're Uchiha Madara." he accused.
I snorted. "No, Tobi is, according to Naraku-san."
"No! That-" he pointed at Tobi "- is different from the Tobi we encountered in the forest!"
"And what, are you two doing in a secluded forest?" I asked sweetly, watching as the brat dug himself deeper in the hole. Figuratively.
"I-..." he fell silent, knowing that he would just be in more trouble if he continue.
Then, the female brat walked in and saw her brother naked and covered in paint..
"GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" she shrieked, and bolted.
Madara: 9
The brats: 4
Heh, they've only got that four points during the time we're lost. But obviously I'm victorious!
BWAHAHAHAHA!
Entry 58
Spent the day napping. Ahhhhhh...
The sun is so warm, I just feel too lazy to move.
Entry 59
Found myself in the hospital.
I was ATTEMPTING to train, but a random passerby thought I was trying to kill myself.
Had to wait for Tobi to bail me out again.
Entry 60
Toooooobi! Hurrrry uuuuup!
The (hic) doctors are (hic) convinced that I'm (hic) suicidal, and had now (hic) drugged me (hic) up to prevent (hic) me causing (hic) more damage to my (hic) self.
Daaaaaaaamn, now I can't m-
Wait. If I can't move, then how am I writing this?
Heh.
Hahaha.
Ho-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HA
-AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... Ahem.
I (hic hic) think I'm high right now.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA H-
Entry 61
Tobi FINALLY came, and that was after my psychotic episode.
After reading it, I am ASHAMED of Entry 60.
It didn't help that the doctors got security cameras, and mailed them to my 'guardians' . Which happens to be the Akatsuki.
...
I think I'll go die in a hole.
Entry 62
Still hadn't come out from my room.
Hungry.
I swear I could hear myself laughing- no, that was Pein watching the video over andover and over again.
I need to go to the toilet, but I'm afraid to look outside.
Entry 63
Got a message from my cell phone. From Naraku.
We're moving out tomorrow, which was great news.
It means that I could be Tobi and come out to eat FOOD! And a shadow clone don't really need to eat (which was why Tobi had manage to avoid taking off his mask up to now).
But it's tomorrow.
...
My stomach's killing meeeeee...