Ziggy's Corner: And now we have chapter 10! This will be the last chapter I submit this go around, next time I'm on line you can look forward to five MORE chapters from me. I'm doing it this way, so I can make both Know your stars fics I'm working on tied (Avatar/Sly Cooper). Anyway, this is Momo's time on ze hot seat! It may only be one page. Don't really know, as he can't understand human speech. No, you know what? I'm having some of my fans defend him! Here we go!
Momo
Momo, Momo, Momo! He's a big, black bat!
Momo looked at the monitor and scratched his little head. He couldn't make heads or tails what the man had said. With a quick squawk someone brought him an animal relations person to speak for him. He got three of them in fact, one was Kayko15, Daemon Fire, and Hotspur.
Kayko15 shook her head. "He is not, he's a whitish tan lemur!"
Momo, Momo, Momo! He's an artificial human with shoulder length red hair, who both a red headed gun totting boy and a white haired villain have a thing for, who can open up a gate to the earth!
"Now wait just a second!" Hotspur snapped, "I think you have him confused with the girl from that Xenosaga game series!
"Momo is a lemur, not a bat, and not a girl!" Kayko15 growled.
Momo, Momo, Momo! His name actually means, "Damn I've really got to take a dump, and all the frickin' bathrooms have been locked up all winter!
"What is with the bad words dude?" Daemon Fire asked. "His name means peach, its Japanese!"
Momo, Momo, Momo! He is the prime minister of Japan!
"No he is NOT!" the three animal relations persons snarled. "HE'S A LEUMUR FROM AANG'S WORLD!" Their anger was getting to Momo, who although could not understand human speech, knew that what the man was saying was absurd.
Momo, Momo, Momo! He caused the outbreak of Bubonic Plague in the Dark Ages!
"How could he have done that, when he wasn't even born in the Dark Ages!" Hotspur screeched.
It's the Dark Ages in Aang's world!
"True, but you obviously meant our world!" Kakyo15 snapped.
You're just angry because you know its true, and because you're a Roman Catholic!
"Wait, what does my religion have to do with anything?" Kayko15 asked blinking. "I happen to be proud of being a Catholic!"
"So does the author of this story," Sokka snapped.
"The author of the story is proud Kakyo15 is a Roman Catholic!" Yue asked.
"NO you idiot, well yes, but that's not what I mean!" Sokka snapped.
Momo, Momo, Momo! He's in an insane, kind of weird story by a writer whose proud that he is a Roman Catholic!
"Cool, finally he get's one right!" Daemon Fire said, then turned to Sokka. "That was really mean to call your dead girlfriend an idiot dude!"
"Totally!" Kayko15 hissed.
"Get him!" cried; Katara, Suki, Azula, Ty Lee, Mei, Yue, Kayko15, Hotspur, Song, Jojo the Kissing Bandit, Malu the Ghost Witch, and any other of the girls from Avatar I might have forgotten to add. They all rushed after Sokka, holding him down and tickling the snot out of him while the commentator finished his business.
toilet flushes And now you know, Momo! A big black bat, who also stared in Xenosaga as a little girl, was elected prime minister of Japan, caused the Black Death in Europe, and is eating a peach while watching Sokka being sent into tickling extinction by the girls.
"WHY IS HE HAVING GIRLS TORTURE ME WHO HAVEN'T EVEN BEEN SHOWN IN THE SHOW YET!" Sokka screamed with laughter.
"We paid him to put us in," Malu, a young looking teenage air bender said with a giggle.
"Where's Jun?" Suki asked.
Jun walked up and looked down at the mass of torture. "Sorry, traffic. OHHH, I call dibs on the knees!"
"NOOOOOO, HAHAHAA, NOHAHAT THE KNEEEEHEHEHEHEHES!" Sokka cried.
"I get the ribs then," Insane Elvish Vampire Pirate and The Demented Hobbit Ninja said.
"Wait, are you even a girl?" Azula asked.
"Vanguard Ziggy thinks I might be because most of the people on this site are female. Just in case he cloned me from my "male" version, and sent me to join you guys."
"Why?" the princess asked. "And what happens if you were truly a girl?"
"Then there are two of us," a possible other fan of the same name said, tickling Sokka's ribs also. "I'm a big fan of Kayko's work, so he thought he'd be nice and put me in here too!"
"Hey! Momo is totally getting shut out of the chapter!" Aang growled.
Nope, I paid him fifty tons of peaches for him to set up Sokka!
"Oh, well that's different then," Aang said with a smile.
Another weird ending, and another horrible fate for a guy at the fingers of a hoard of silly girls! (silly in a good way, not a bad way!) Anyway next is Ozai! And who are the girls going to pick as their next victim? Only time will tell!
Malu: Oh, oh! I vote we get Aang now!
Katara: Actually I was thinking of going after Haru, or Jet next.
Yue: Ew, why Jet?
Katara: Because of all the mess he made with us in his episode.
Yue: Well, I'm kind of having fun here, we could always continue with Sokka!
Suki: True!
Sokka: FOR HAHAHAHA, GOD SAHAHAHAKESSS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
O…kay, so who will the girls choose to attack next? shivers as they all look at me, and that's my cue to end the chapter, BYE! runs screaming for the hills!
Azula: Yeah, actually Haru would be fun …
The girls continue their conspiring …….