Now it is time for everyone's favorite drunken brit. Luxord! Let us see how we can make him run amuck.

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How to make Luxord give you serious paper cuts.

1. Steal his rum.

2. Tell him Xigbar did it.

3. Tell him Larxene wants to play strip poker.

4. Watch him run to her room in joy. Then get electrocuted.

5. Steal his earrings and give them to Saix.

6. Draw on his cards and dice.

7. Shave off his beard.

8. Replace his rum with water.

9. Watch him pretend to be drunk.

10. Tell him that Demyx wants to see him.

11. Watch him also run to his room in joy.

12. Watch Demyx get nervous and cry.

13. Doodle on his face.

14. Tell him to streak.

15. Watch him run around like an asshole.

16. Tell him to give Axel a hug when he's nude.

17. Watch him get burnt.

18. Kick him where the sun don't shine.

19. Watch him fall to the ground in pain.

20. You better hope your lucky because you better run.

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Remember when trying to make Luxord run amuck to.

1. When kicking him where the sun don't shine, wear a shoe.

2. Be on good terms with anyone.

3. Try to prank him when he's drunk. It'll give you more time to run.

4. Doing any of these things may cause him to turn you into a card. Then he'll probably rip you to shreds.