Let me know if you like this sort of chapter and I'll do a few more. It's an experimental chapter :)
Disclaimer: I do not own Alex Rider
Alex: do you remember that time you told me not to give Scott energy drinks?
Ben: You gave him one. I warned you.
Alex: it's like I gave him alcohol
Alex: we need a new TV
Alex: How do you even lose a door handle?
Alex: please come home.
Ben: Your mess, you handle it
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Skylar: why are men asses?
Ryan: I didn't know we were donkeys
Skylar: I hate you with a passion.
Ryan: love you too
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Alex: come pick me up
Eagle: I'm busy
Alex: Liar
Eagle: how do you even know that through text!
Alex: I see all
Alex: now come get me
Eagle: I'm on my way, where are you?
Alex: Cinema
Alex: get off the couch Eagle.
Eagle: OK!
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Ben: how's the camping going?
Wolf: would you mind if you had one less kid?
Ben: Yes they come in handy when I don't want to clean
Wolf: I'll buy you a puppy
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Skylar: Wolf just said he was going to kill me
Skylar: Seriously
Skylar: Ben, help me!
Skylar: Please!
Ben: I get a puppy out of it
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Alex: WOLF THREW SKY IN THE RIVER
Alex: LOL
Ben: Good to know you're all bonding
Alex: *Picture sent*
Ben: don't let him kill her, a puppy is harder to look after
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Tom: let's meet up on Saturday and go to the movies?
Alex: sure
Tom: Bring Sky
Alex: she still doesn't fancy you Tom
Tom: Damn
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Lucy: Just to clarify, Alex is single right?
Skylar: Tom is single.
Lucy: Who the hell is Tom?
Skylar: a problem who is now your problem, say hi
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Unknown: Hey
Lucy: Hi, who is this?
Unknown: Tom Harris, Sky gave me your number.
Lucy: Ok, ermmm
Tom: any idea how I can get her to go on a date with me, I can make it worth your while?
Lucy: Oh really, how?
Tom: Alex is my best friend
Lucy: ….we can work something out my friend
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Jay: where are you?
Terry: out with a friend
Jay: who?
Terry: Hollie
Jay: as in Hollie Mayfield
Terry: Maybe
Jay: you ass, I'm dating her
Terry: and right now you are on a date with her, maybe even kissing her in a second, love you bro
Jay: I hate you.
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Ryan: Uncle Wolf
Wolf: Go Away
Ryan: But Uncle Wolf I have a favour to ask you
Wolf: No
Ryan: *sigh*
Ryan: Do you remember that time I got shot in the line of duty
Ryan: Saving my brother and sister
Ryan: While you were meant to protect us
Wolf: What the Hell do you want Brat?
Ryan: I need to borrow your uniform to impress Grace
Wolf: Did that bullet give you brain damage or were you always so stupid. No.
Ryan: Fine I'll ask Eagle
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Tom: how long have we been friends?
Alex: Since Primary school
Tom: so about 11 years then?
Alex: Yup
Tom: Damn
Tom: I'll have to wait until next year then
Tom: Never mind
Tom: For now
Alex: …what are you on about now?
Tom: You'll just have to wait till next year
Alex: Tom
Tom: NEXT YEAR
Alex: WHY DO YOU FEEL THE NEED TO TOTURE ME?!
Tom: Patience Grasshopper. All good things come to those who wait
Tom: Except for you.
Tom: I'm just doing this for the bants
Alex: I'll kill you slowly
Tom: You can't kill what's already dead
Alex: Oh deep
Tom: Oh shallow
Alex: …Leave
Some of these conversations are taken from messages on Facebook with my best friend, I don't know what's happening half the time.
Stay safe,
Robin Rider xx
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