Submitted by Harry Freak 31793

All the jewlrey you wear is POTC realated (I heart Capt. Jack Sparrow wrist band, Italian charm watch with Jack charm, Key Necklace, Aztec Gold nacklace, Jack Sparrow locket...)

You only take em of to sleep or shower.

You never take em off

When you had to make a fake country you called it Tortuga (or Port Royal)

As for national food and drink you made Rum Cake and brought in Apple Jucie for Rum (or you brought in real rum and got expelled for it)

When ever you hear Gotta lil Cap'n in you you wish you had Captian Jack in You wiggles eyebrows

Your room is pirates central (walls, posters, calender, nooses, flags, rigging, curtains, pistols, cutlasses, skulls, seashells, fake gold, treaser cheasts, and netting.)

You wish you were born in the 1600

Your friends constanly have to take alternete routes past any store that has any thing POTC in it

What ever song you listen too you realte it to POTC

You took time off from the computer cause the skript for AWE got leaked out

You still ended up reading it any way

351. you try to rename your kitten Sparrow

352. you've bought an authentic pirate gun and hung it on your wall
353. you've been a Pirate for Halloween ever since the first movie came out
354. you ordered a replica of the ring with the green stone that Jack wears off ebay
355. you've begged your mom to buy you a signed PotC poster that costs an arm and a leg from a movie store in Disneyworld...and she actually does it.
356. the only reason you want to go back to Disneyworld is to see if they have any collector's items from the set of PotC for sale.
357. you are constantly arguing with people over the pronunciation of Caribbean.

358. you NEVER misspell Caribbean

359. you have sat up till 3.30 am on a school night just to watch the superbowl because of the rumours about AWE trailer.
360. you have sat up till 5.30 am to watch the live Disney premiere of DMC. The live coverage was on the internet, so you couldn't video it.

361. You cried when your Dad said you couldn't get DMC on DVD at Walmart at 7:00 A.M. Then he reconsidered when he saw how upset you were

362. Your YouTube account with the videos you made and your favorites are 95 POTC or have the actors/actresses in it.
363. your at school and you say guess what I did yesterday your friend says, "You looked at the computer all night trying to find Pirates 3 stuff." And it was true.
364. You bought the mini-posters at WalMart.
365. You got pissed at WalMart because they replaced the POTC poster box with dumb but High School Musical

366. You had a church block party that was based on the ocean and you built the black pearl with life rings and a ship wheel.

367. You still have the life rings and ships wheel hanging on your wall

368. Your parents who dont really like the obession but yet threw you a surprise pirate birthday party for your 21st birthday
369. You had your outfit planned out for the release of PotC AWE the day PotC DMC came out
370. You knew there was a third movie in the afternoon of the release day of DMC after going to see it at midnight and sleeping til 5 am after going to bed at 4:30 am just cause you couldnt sleep wanting to know what happens to Jack.
371. You go to work all day and know that you have to go in the next morning but you still are at walmart at 10:30 pm on Dec 4th just so you could be the first one in your town to have PotC DMC in your hands and in the dvd player at midnight.

372. You danced the tango with the cardboard cutout of Jack at F.Y.E.
373. You have POTC posters scattered all around your living room walls

374. You had a POTC themed birthday party...and you're over the age of 13

375. You can play the movie in your head, exactly right, when you go to sleep

376. You watched Epic Movie simply because you saw the part in the trailer about "we are the pirates...of the Caribbean

377. when even your grandma says "savvy" at the end of her sentences

378. youd kill your best friend (who youd carry with you to the premiere) if it got you to sit front row there for the movie

379. You buy every POTC thing in sight.
380. When new POTC pics come out you do a victory dance around the room until you get dizzy and then print them out.
381. You put the new pics on your walls and in your binders.
382. When people ask you who the person on your binder is you give them a disgusted look.
383. You watched Troy because of Orlando Bloom
384. You get an AWE purse at WalMart and leave the AWE tag on so EVERYONE knows that a 3rd POTC movie is coming.
385. You are the walking promotional billboard for POTC, and know all the latest news.
386. You've beaten up your 5-y-o brother because he said POTC was dumb and Spiderman was better.
387. You get mad when there's a really nice Orlando poster but it's 70 bucks and you can't get it.
388. You ONLY watch YouTube for POTC and POTC related things.
389. When people try and tell you something about POTC like a fake release date (they don't like POTC either) you tell them that they're wrong because you would know about that.

390. You have a checklist of POTC items to get.
391. You JUST got a POTC snowglobe.
392. The ditch you go in reminds you of the cave on Isla DeMuerta.

393. You have a door dedicated to JDepp and OBloom.
394. You do Jack's disgusted face thing when your disgusted.
395. You are going to be Elizabeth for Halloween next year.
396. You have 140 and growing POTC/POTC related items in your room ALONE.
397. You have no limits when it comes to POTC.

398. You've played the POTC 2 nintendo ds game while watch POTC 2

399. You plan on seeing POTC 3 with a few friends and dress up like a pirate and wear eyeliner the way Jack does.

400. Saw Pirates 2 more that 3 times in theatres.