Kingdom Hearts! YAYY! Apples to Apples (or Manzanas con Manzanas- that's even better 'cause we could only read half the cards in Spanish class) And…I had something else to say…but I forgot…

So what's in store for this chappie? Bob's attention span continues it's fast deterioration, she adds another "L" to her obsession list (and finds out he's a really good soup ingredient), duplicates Gannon, torments an evildoer with a long sword, and defies the laws of physics and stuff. Oh, and Keroanne1 has waayy to much……………...something.

CHAPTER THIRTY-SEVEN-AND-A-HALF-POINT-TWO

Bob's favorite day of the month(s)...With Guavas

We find our heroes…if you really want to call them that…at their favorite place in the whole world. The one place that even Gannon didn't mind being…okay so he did mind being chained to it, but he still liked it better than other places. As I was saying though, they were at the ice cream store, located inside a mall…inside an ice cream store inside a mall…and so on. You see, Bob didn't like the fact that an ice cream store was always inside a mall, not the other way around. So, she decided to change that. Then, Frankfurt Jowe showed up- we haven't seen much of her of late, so everyone ('cept Aido, who's scared of her) was happy to see her. Until she got into an argument with Bob over how ridiculous it is to have a mall inside an ice cream store. So, while they argued (Fluffy Pillow Monkeys was often heard) we played a game of Apples to Apples- the bestest-best game in the world.

Meanwhile, Coronomon was reading a Lexicon, which is an Encyclopedic Dictionary, according to Wikipedia. We hit him with it, after I informed everyone that it was used as a weapon.

"SEPTEMBER FOOLS!" Bob shouted, succeeding in not only confusing the months and holidays, but also doing it without a point.

"It's April, Bob," Loki groaned.

"LOKI! LUCARIO! LOTTI! LOLLIPOPS! LAYLE! AXEL!" She shouted…ouch…for the eighteenth time.

"Umm….WHAT!?" Lucario shouted, once he regained feeling in his head.

"I like llllllllll words." Bob replied. "JANUARY FOOLS!" How can you even confuse January with April?

Loki, being my mind slave, asked this question to Bob. "Turkeys!" was the answer.

"Well, you see, officer, I was not in fact driving the car. I was merely an innocent victim," Keroanne1 tried to explain to a police officer…wait, why did they even put the keys in the car at the mall…never mind.

"But, we have videos of you climbing in and crashing it into a Hot Topic store," Mr. Police Guy said back.

"What videos? Can I see?" She asked. The stupid police officer held out the tapes…which were promptly fed to Grovyle.

"WHAAAAAA!" He said, jumping onto Aido and choking. "OWWOWOWOWOOWW! Tapes are pointy."

"Why didn't you save MEEE any?" Bob complained. "Look, that's not a toaster. June Fools!"

"Bob, that's a gumball machine," Loki said in the same voice he used to try and explain things to Mayura. "Gumball machines aren't toasters, they're gumball machines. And it's APRIL Fools. It's April, for Pete's sake."

"Who's Pete?" The Chibi Chocobo-who's-not-our-vicious-demon-rooster asked. "Is he another chocobo? Are you going to eat me and use him as a replacement?" Mr. Chocobo began sobbing.

"Was he always this paranoid," Lucario asked Coronomon. "Because I don't remember it at all." Coronomon shrugged.

"Now you see, I didn't crash the car into the store, the store crashed into me because it was trying to save me from Navi!"

"Okay, even if you did want to blame it on me, that doesn't even make sense!" Navi complained.

"Calm down miss, and…blue thing. I'm trying to straighten this out. Now, there are witnesses that say they saw you climb into the car and drive it. Unless that changes, you'll need to accept responsibility for the incident."

"Okay, so until tomorrow, after I brainwash…I mean…well see these witnesses, I am responsible?"

"Umm…I don't know how to answer that…"

"Well, a 'No, you seem like a very honest girl who wouldn't lie to me, here's fifty bucks,' would be nice."

"Umm...nice try but no."

"HIS HAIR IS BLUE!" Bob shouted randomly.

"His hair is a little gray," I said.

"NO IT'S BLUE!"

"I'm not saying it's not. I'm just saying that it has a tint of gray to it. Like Puffy's fur."

"It's blue," Zexion said irritatedly (and a bit confused as to how he randomly popped into the story and why two idiots were pulling his hair). "NOW GET OFF OF MY HEAD!!!"

"IT'S BLUE!" Bob screamed, ignoring Zexion's agreement. "FLUFFY PILLOW MONKEYS!"

Zexion's hair turned neon blue. And by neon, I mean the bright glow-in-the-dark lighted sign neon.

"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWW! WHY IS MY HAIR BURNING!!!!!!!!!!!!???????????????????????" He screamed.

"Well duh, it's been on for how long now?" Was Bob's how-come-you-didn't-know-that response.

I laughed. Zexion was the quiet one that reads an encyclopedic dictionary for fun...Like Coronomon only without emotions. It was fun to watch him run in panic and tackle a very-confused police officer.

"Just put it out in that soup, it'll cool off" Grovyle said, not the least bit concerned as to the fact that the BOILING soup hadn't been there before. Nor that there was a person inside the boiling pot. Nor that it was boiling and would not in fact "cool off" Zexion's head.

"Layle! Do you like guavas?"

"Um, what?" He asked before screaming in pain. For Bob had forced him to appear in a vat of... boiling veggie soup.

"Oh, of course you do. That was a silly question. You smell like soup."

"How did I get here?" He tried again.

"What? Oh Layle, when'd you show up?"

And so, Bob's attention span ran out yet again, and she forgot entirely about Layle in the soup. And Zexion, who had dipped his head in a vat of ice cream. "*cough* FLUFFY PILLOW MONKEYS! *cough* Keiss, you look like a girl!" She announced just as he appeared. "Everyone says so."

"What are you talking about!?…and who are you again? And why is Layle in a pot of boiling soup?" He asked.

"Everyone thinks you're a girl. And I'm…………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………."

"Bob. Your name is Bob." Lucario said.

"No silly, it's oBo, which is Bob inside out. You're easily confuzzleded. And why is there a Layle in my soup. I specifically requested 'no crystal bearer' when I ordered," Bob said importantly, walking around Keiss and tripping on the ceiling. She then glared at Lucario. "Where's my cappuccino?"

"Nowhere. You don't like cappuccino and I'm NOT your secretary."

"Oh. AIDO!"

"What? Have you finally realized I'm your biggest fan and worship the ground you'veneverwalkedon?"

"Nope. I just want a gumball."

"Oh," he said. "Here." Then, he went to go beat Coronomon in the arcade.

"What's the point of even playing if you narrated that I'm already beaten?" Coronomon complained.

"Can SOMEONE please explain what is going on here?" Layle asked after finally realizing that he could get out of the soup at any time. He brushed off the liquid (video-game peoples can do that) and stared expectantly at Loki, who was the only one who actually looked like he had an idea of what was going on.

"I don't think anyone knows," Loki said, shrugging.

"OH NO!!" Aido shrieked. "I CAN'T FIND MY TONGUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"It's umm…In your mouth," Lucario said, shaking his head. "Where it's always been."

"Oh yeah. Thanks Lucario."

"LUCARIO!" Bob echoed.

"Anytime. So, anyway, who are you two? I mean, outside of Layle and Keiss. We already know that."

"LAYLE! KEISS!" Bob echoed again.

"I'm the colonel of the Royal Army," Keiss said. Maybe he was hoping he'd get more respect that way.

"And I'm a crystal bearer." Layle pointed to the crystal on his cheek, which sparkled in the sun.

"DEFECTIVE VAMPIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Bob screamed in panic, trying to shoot him with a laser sword. Which was the only reason why it didn't work. Giving up, she tried to bite his shoe, while he used his telekinetic crystal powers to block her. Keiss looked like he was enjoying this way too much. So was Layle.

"Get…off! What are you doing!?"

"SACRIFICE TO THE GODS OF SOUP!"

Loki hit Bob over the head with a stick.

"OWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!" She whined. "Lokiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii, you're not allowed to hit me with soup. Aido, he hit me!"

"I hit you with a stick, not soup."

"SOUP! SOUP I SAY! NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOT SAY!...................................what?" Words cannot describe Bob's reaction or her face at this moment.

"QUICK! SACRIFICE LAYLE TO THE GODS OF SOUP! AND LOKI!" She and Grovyle and Aido grabbed them. Loki hit her again.

"Loki! WHY!?"

"Because Catorrina told me to hit you if you tried to make a live sacrifice." Oh don't blame me Loki. We all know you're enjoying it.

"OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOES! THEY'RE COMING! SEPHY!!! SAVE ME!!!"

"Is she okay?" Keiss asked.

"WHERE'S THE THREE-LLAMA BLOUSE!?"

"I don' think anyone here is," Loki answered.

To prove his point, Keroanne1 dragged the police officer up to them. "THERE HE IS! HE WRECKED THE CAR!" She pointed at Loki.

"Um, Keroanne1, I get CARSICK! There hasn't been a time when I was conscious in a car."

"Keroanne1!" Why did she echo everyone's name she heard? Because she does it in real life.

"Oh. Then she did it," she said, pointing at Keiss.

"I'm NOT a GIRL! And what are you talking about."

"As if you don't know," she said, crossing her arms. The poor police officer sighed.

"You know what? It's just not worth it," he said.

"SEPHIROTH!!!!!!!!" Suddenly, Sephiroth (psst, Sephiroth's not a real word) was standing beside them.

"…" He said.

"WHY WON"T YOU HELP ME ON FINAL FANTASY VII!!!??"

"…" He said again.

"Sephy, I'm telling your mother."

"NO! DON'T TELL MOMMY!" HE suddenly began sobbing.

"I will. I will. She's on speed dial."

"Bob," Coronomon said, "you don't have a phone.

"Of course not, silly. This's Kadaj's phone. Hello, Jenova?" Bob said into the phone.

"No, this is a pizza delivery service. Would you like to order something?"

"NO, YOU'RE JENOVA!!" Bob said stubbornly.

"No, I make pizzas. PIZ-ZA. What would you like?"

"Fine, Jenova, I'll take a large pepperoni pizza with twice the number of anchovies times five minus six subtracted by 995 and multiplied by five to get the same number."

"Um, what?" But Bob hung up the phone.

"She'll be here in thirty minutes or less or we get a free pizza. And we will get a free pizza 'cause I didn't tell her the address," She said in a singsong voice.

"Okay. In the meantime, can you make a clothing store or something that doesn't sell suits. I'm covered in soup," Layle complained.

"Sure. FLUFFY PILLOW MONKEYS!" Suddenly, there was a casual dress store next to them. And by casual dress....we mean dresses. Lots of dresses, greeting everyone casually.

"Okay. Now can you make something that I would actually wear?"

"You can wear a dress. Keiss does it all the time."

"I AM NOT WEARING A DRESS!!"

"Suuuure you're not," Bob said sarcastically.

"Umm...can you make something that I could actually wear without losing all my dignity?"

"What dignity? Oh, okay." Bob said the magical words again and suddenly, a clothing store was there.

"Mr. Store Salesperson Guy, do you like guavas?" Bob asked the store salesperson guy. Who was King Arthur.

"Erm...What?" He asked.

"They're fruit. And start with a gua sound."

By the time this lengthy conversation was over, Layle had tried on eighty seven different outfits. He could be one of those magicians or something.

"Layle, what did you do with your chain-mail coat?" Coronomon asked. Bob again echoed the name. "You can't keep it in your pocket."

"Well, you see-" Layle began explaining.

"Sephiroth, what kind of shampoo do you use. It smells like strawberries and cherries and guavas. Oh wait, that's your perfume that's guava scented. Do you like guavas?"

"Get off of my shoulder twit!" He shouted back.

"But I modeled my Firefox after you. You should be proud!"

"Or weirded out," Lucario added.

"LUCARIO! D-"

"No Bob. I don't like guavas."

"Oh." She sounded disappointed. "Lucario, do you-"

"No I still don't like guavas."

"Lucario-"

"No. And to answer the question again, no times derf pickles."

"NOT DERF!"

"Yes. Derf. Now leave me alone." He went to go play the arcade machines.

"OH NO! IT'S HIDEOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Bob panicked.

"Bob, that's Gannon. His ugliness goes without saying," The Chibi Chocobo of Death said.

"GANNON!"

"HEY!" Gannon protested.

"Oh, you know it's true." Bob patted him on the shoulder in sympathy.

"WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" Keroanne1 squealed while riding a motor-scooter past the policeman.

"Who gave her caffeine before the chapter started?" Coronomon said. Grovyle whistled suspiciously and ran to hide behind Link.

"Yo quiero tomates!" He shouted, looking confused even as he said it.

"Roxas ha comido todo el pudding!" Bob screamed.

"No, I didn't eat all the pudding," Roxas said. "It was either Axel or Absynthe.

"AXEL! ABSYNTHE!"

"You like people with French names don't you?" Coronomon accused Bob.

"MY NAME IS PIERRE!" Aido decided suddenly.

"Ignoring Pierre's comment," Bob announced, "I'm not really smart. I just smell smart."

"No. No you do not. You smell like you spent a week under a dump truck looking for a piece of pepperoni which was taped to your nose the whole time," Loki said.

"I did. And all I found was a smarticle-particle, proof that I have watched way to much Sweet Life on Deck. Barbed wire can stab your eyes out! SEPHY THINK FAST!" Bob chucked barbed wire at her idol.

"WHAT!?#$ (No, it's not what you think. I just hate the backspace button)" He didn't catch it in time.

"So does anything here actually make sense?" Keiss asked.

"WHAT!? LOGIC IS FOR LOSERS! And Axel. Oh wait, no he lost that."

"What did I lose?" Axel asked.

"Your hair."

"WHAT!??????" Axel began panicking, not stopping to check whether or not he actually LOST his hair. He ran through the fountain...no wrong "f"...He ran through the freeway.

"PARKWAYS ARE FOR DRIVING AND DRIVEWAYS ARE FOR PARKING AND PARKING IS IN THE PARKING LOT EXCEPT WHEN YOU PARK IN THE DRIVEWAY AND YOU CAN DRIVE IN A VERY LONG DRIVEWAY BUT YOU SHOULD NEVER PARK IN THE PARKWAY UNLESS THERE'S TOO MUCH TRAFFIC IN WHICH CASE YOU CAN EITHER PARK, FLY AWAY, HIT THE PERSON IN FRONT OF YOU, OR YOU CAN START SCREAMING RANDOM INSULTS IN BIRD LANGUAGE. DOES THAT MAKE ANY SENSE IF YOU KNOW THE BIRD LANGUAGE IS FULL OF INSULTS? FLUFFY PILLOW MONKEYS!!"

Absynthe was the first to respond. "Is it sad that that's the longest she's ever stayed on the same topic?" Then, he threw up. Why? Because Bob spent an entire afternoon spinning the marble he was kept in and forced him and Ehtnnyesaba to watch a movie on water because she was bored.

"I think I'm deaf," Sephiroth said, for Bob spent the entire rant sitting right next to his ear (psst, that means she sat on his shoulder)

"NOO! Sephiroth how dare you admit a weakness," Bob scolded. "AVALANCHE shall kill youuu!" And then...a rock fell on his head.

"And here we go again with the falling rocks," Lucario muttered crossly.

"Didn't we drop this in chapter one?" Link asked.

"You still never talked to me!" Gannon whined.

"Didn't we drop THAT in the first few chapters too?" Grovyle asked.

"JUST EAT IT!!!" Bob shouted.

"We dropped Weird Al, too, Bob," the cookie crumb said. We dropped you too, cookie crumb. And a bird ate you.

Then the bird came back to eat him again.

"FLUFFY PILLOW MONKEYS!" Bob shouted.

"We should have dropped that after the first chapter too," Coronomon said, as they all jumped in the middle of the parkway that Bob had summoned. Anything was better than facing the monkeys.

Suddenly, a pineapple fell from the sky and fell into Bob's hand dramatically. "SIMBA! You are the rightful king, not Scar," she announced, ruining all traces of coolness not already destroyed by the fact that it was a pineapple.

And then she decided to join the-

"FINISHING SENTENCES IS IMPORTANT!"

Right. Okay Bob. Anyway, the pizza guy showed up. Upon seeing him, Bob shoved him behind a huge pile of rubble caused when the berserk Keroanne1 turned every one of the motors in the cars into an explosive.

"You are Jenova," she whispered to him evilly. "And you are a girl!"

"No. I'm pretty sure I'm Ted. Which is a boy name. It says so right here on my name tag." Is it sad he needs a name tag to figure out his gender?

"No, you are Jenova." As she said this, she crossed out TED on his tag and wrote JENOVA HOOZ IZ UH GURL. "See?"

"Oh, okay. I am Jenova who is a girl."

They stepped out from behind the rubble. To cover up the discussion she shouted, "YOU ARE POINT ONE SECONDS LATE! WE GET A FREE PIZZA!"

"Actually, we don't have that policy."

"Yes you do Jenova. It's on your name tag, can't you see it? Fluffy pillow monkeys." The name tag read "WE DELIVER IN THIRTY MINUTES OR YOU GET A FREE PIZZA!" under the name JENOVA.

"Tramposa," Link accused.

"Cheaters are winners!" Keroanne1 said before blowing something else up. It looked surprisingly like Navi on a missile. What did we do to her?

"Mother you look different," Sephiroth said. "Like a pizza delivery man not smart enough to count past two."

"Of course I can count past two...but I'm not gonna show you. So how are you, son?"

"Yeah, mother would say that too."

"Seriously, we get a free pizza," Bob insisted.

"No, Bob, that's cheating," Loki warned.

"TRAMPOSA," Bob shouted happily, before humming very annoying Final Fantasy sounds. It was very impressive though- you could hear every different instrument.

"MUAHAHAHAHA!" Keroanne1 laughed evilly after blowing up Saturn.

"Now it's 'My very entertaining mop juice' not 'My very entertaining mother just served us nine' and if you add Pluto it's guavas," Bob sobbed.

"Wait," Coronomon asked, "what happened to Uranus?"

"THE INCIDENT!" Lucario screamed.

Ah, Keroanne1, what would we do without you in this story. There'd be a lot less violence, for one thing.

What incident? The 'it' I never got around to writing about because Bob wanted to go to Cheese Dog Land.

Anyway, my fingers hurt and all our ideas will explode the paper if we write them all in one chappie. I EXPECT REVIEWS!