Shashomiru: Ah, very well, I'll write for yehs….

Hack: Hehehehe.

Shashomiru: ALRIGHT THEN. So, this is gonna be a SPECUL (Yes it's spelled wrong.) addition to my league of…stupidity.

Hack: Which is almighty and impossible to beat.

Shashomiru: Quite so. I now announce this as my Specul Valentine's Edition chapter. So… yay lol .

PS: Ja, it's late.

:0 Ja, sometimes it works better if you read it like fast, sarcastically and out loud X3

They all slept soundly in their beds… I guess. So.

Yugi randomly leapt up and screamed, "IT'S TODAY! IT IS TODAY!"

Seto squirmed in his bed and shouted back, "YES, it's always today! Now shut up…"

"Sleep… sleep good…"

"WAKE UP EVWYONE! It's Vawentine's Day! The day we all give candy and chocowate to… people we like!" Yugi ran back and forth about the room. (wee!)

"Guess you're not getting anything from me." Ryou buried his head beneath his pillow and growled softly.

Yugi leapt off his bed and ran out the door. Everybody lay silent in their bed.

Seto blinked. "…..Uh…."

"…I want chocowate." Tristan rose from his bed and left. ( :0 He's like, one of the non-important characters involved here or something. )

Tèa did the same. ( Same here. )

Joey's stomach, on the other hand, was more partial to the idea. "Mm… chocolate…"

Malik responded to his stomach, "I'm sure that maybe eating Serenity would be enough for you."

"Mmm…"

(Like, sometime later.)

Yugi pranced about and handed each of his friends a gift. "I made you all Vawentine's Cawds!"

"Why, thank you, Yugi." Yami smiled warmly and rubbed his head.

Tèa shouted in glee, "Yay!"

Ja, they got cards and stuff. Wee.

"Hey... I didn't get anything." Malik frowned angrily.

Yugi looked at him. "o.o Oh. Hey. I forget you lived."

Malik growled at him.

Hack stared at his card, unimpressed. "What kind of crap is this? These drawings look like scribbles. Done by a five-year old. And what the hell is…. "Wuv". #.# Is this some kind of drug?"

Ryou shook his head. "I think the word "Wuv" Applies to "Love", Hack."

"….."

Yugi sat at his place at the table. "I wuv you aww!"

"I'm sure Satan finds you quite attractive right now." Hack leaned back in his chair.

Yami smiled. "We love you too, Yugi."

"I'm sure YOU do Yami." Seto stared at him.

"…Yes. Why?"

"Uhh.." Ryou looked about.

Malik stood abruptly.

Tèa looked at him. "Where awe you going, Mawik?"

"Away." Hejumped down from his chair and began walking away.

"Come now, Malik, certainly Hell isn't accepting offers today."

"Shut up." He threw a dirty look at Hack and continued walking.

"Eh, leave him alone. Freaks need time alone, don't they?" Seto smirked ever so evilly.

Hack paused a moment. "Oh. Yeah." The left.

Malik made his way out of the kitchen back to his room. He sat next to his bed and sighed sadly. His hand searched beneath his bed and he pulled out a random Usagi Plushie.

He sighed sadly as he gazed down the plush floppy-eared friend. "Of couwse you don't get Vawentine's stuff… You are a fweak.. Nobody loves fweaks…"

"I don't tink youwa fweak…." Ryou shyly stepped out from behind the bedroom door. His eyes were lowered to the floor.

Malik slowly looked up to find Ryou standing before him.

"Go away…"

"Dun be sad, Mawik. I don't tink youwa fweak."

"…"

Ryou looked away nervously. "Okay, so we awe fweaks… But it doesn't mean you shouldn't get something on Vawentine's Day.

"Yeah it does… Just foget it."

Ryou frowned…

"Who cawes anyway…"

"I do… You awe my fwiend." (Awww…)

"….fwiend."

"Mhm."

Malik smiled a bit and rubbed his nose with his sleeve.

"Youwe my fwiend too."

"Hehehehe."

Malik pushed himself from the floor and they both gave each other a warm hug…

"Mm…."

"……..Okay, now stop." Malik released Ryou who also pushed him away.

"Yes. o.o;"

"Ewww, Yaoi scene." Hack smirked maniacally.

Malik gagged. (lol gag) "Yaoi?"

"What's dat?" Ryou looked at them confusedly.

"EWW!" (lolerz) Malik began running about the room, screaming.

"I dun get it!"

Hack laughed evilly.

"Whaaaaaat."

Malik stopped in front of Hack. "Well… I've seen who you kiss at night."

"Never would I fall as low as to love male, mortal….."

"Hehehee"

"I DUN GET IT!"

Usagi— Rabbit

Hack— This is like a huge spoiler that I had to apply here. Just a note, this chapter is going to be pushed along in further updates until it's at the point it's supposed to be. Sorry...

Shashomiru: Ugh. I hate these non-script forms. Just doesn't work well.

Hack: Why, yes….

Shashomiru: And, no, this still is not a Yaoi.

Hack: Ahem. Please review.