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Hour 8 of 24

Chris and Jill were over in the corner discussing who they thought may be joining us, Alfred was humming to himself, Leon was fiddling with something in his pocket, and I was trying to get Wesker not to kill Chris for accidentally brushing against him in the closet. The Julie came back from disposing of Ashley's body. She had boxes in her hands.

"I brought more pizza," she said. "But nobody touch the plain cheese one, that's mine and Nikki's." She set the pizzas down on the coffee table as her cell phone rang. The ring tone was a rooster's "cock-a-doodle-doo." Alfred giggled. Julie glared at him and answered her phone.

"Hello…Oh, hi, mom…No, I'm staying over at Nikki's…"

Everybody else was eating pizza. Except for Wesker, who was refusing to eat anything.

"Tell your mom I said hi!" I said.

"Nikki says hi…No! It's fake…Anyways, I'm kind of busy…Alright, bye."

"What'd she want?" I asked.

"Just wanted to know if I was coming over for dinner."

"Oh. Where's the cheese pizza?"

"Right here," Leon said, and he passed a box over.

"What's that green stuff on it?" I asked.

"Probably parsley or barley or something," Julie said, taking a slice.

10 minutes later…

"The walls are hairy!" Julie shouted. Everybody looked at her. "Look! See?!"

"Are you on something?" Chris asked.

"Nope."

"Actually, she is," Leon said. "I put some Green Herb in her and Nikki's pizza."

"You mean you drugged us?" I asked. "Well, I for one feel perfectly normal. Wesker, did I ever tell you how cool your sunglasses are?"

"No."

"Well, they're cool. Hey! I've got an idea! Let's you, me, and some lubricant go over in that other room!" Chris laughed, Jill hid her face, and Julie was trying to pet the walls.

"I'm going to have to decline that offer," Wesker said. I sighed.

"Oh, fine," I said, disappointed.

"Julie, you do know that those walls don't have hair on them,, right?" Leon asked.

"No Shitlock, Holmes!" she snapped.

"Do you mean 'No shit, Sherlock'?"

"That's what I said."

"Dude, no it isn't," I said.

"Well…Same difference!"

"True, the difference between them is the same."

"You two are mad in a normal state of mind," Jill said. "But now you're just plain crazy."

"I don't know about Nikki, but I know I'm crazy," Julie said.

"That's right, I'm not crazy! Just 'unique'."

"You sure are something," Alfred said.

"Shut up, she-man!"

Alfred gave me a blank stare.

"What?" Quit staring at me!"

"Perhaps giving them drugs wasn't the best of ideas," Wesker stated.

'What're you talking about?" I asked. "I'm perfectly fine!"

"Says the girl with the twitch in her eye."

"What? My eye isn't twitching!" I rubbed both of my eyes and scuttled over to the shadows where Julie was sitting. "Hey, wanna play Dare?" I asked quietly.

"What's that?"

"It's like truth or dare, only the only option is dare, and we only do one each."

"Mmm…Okay. You go first."

"Okay. I dare you to…" I thought for a moment. "Tell Alfred you love him."

"But I don't."

"That's the point."

"All right, all right." She was probably only agreeing because of the Green Herb. "Hey, Alfred!" He looked up. "I love you!" H coked his head to one side.

"That's…Nice to know?"

I giggle uncontrollably.

"My turn," Julie said. "I dare you to…" she whispered it.

"But that's two!"

"Two parts, one dare."

"Aw, come on! You just want to see me get hurt emotionally and physically!"

"That I do."

I sighed, got up and walked over to the couch where Wesker was sitting. He looked up. I leaned forward and kissed him. Everybody fell into shocked silence. When I pulled away, he looked at me like I was insane. Julie was laughing over in the shadows, and I walked back over and sat down. Julie nudged me.

"Remember the other part?" she whispered. I grinned.

"Oh, yeah. Wesker, I want to have your children."

"What…" he was semi-speechless, obviously having just realized that I was the one that had been prank-calling him the other day. "I-What.."

"Spit it out already!" Julie exclaimed.

"Nikki, don't do that again," he said, still at loss for words.

"Mkay."

"Kennedy?" Leon looked up as Wesker said his name. "I highly recommend that you never drug them again."

"But it's fun."

Julie was blowing kisses at Alfred, who was trying his best to ignore her. I was studying the wall intently; looking for the hair that Julie had said was there. I didn't see any hair.

"Julie, this wall has about as much hair as Mr. Clean."

"I know."

"So why'd you say it had hair?"

"Because it did. Only it fell off a few minutes ago."

"Ohhh, okay."

While me and Julie were talking nonsense…

Leon sat down on the couch a few feet away from Wesker.

"So," Leon said. "You don't like Nikki, do you?" Wesker looked over at him.

"No. She isn't my type."

"So, what is your type?"

"Not so annoying."

"Oh, yes, because offering to have sex with you is so annoying."

Wesker glared at him.

"Don't I have an unofficial restraining order against you? No men within three yards."

"Oh, right. Forgot." Leon walked back over to the opposite side of the room.

A/N: Please review. No reviews=No more chapters. If I get good reviews, the next chapter will have the Resident Evil character that you people have chosen in it. You can still vote now, but once I post the next chapter, the votes are obviously useless. ONLY humans from the Resident Evil universe, no BOWs such as Talos, Tyrant, Nemesis, etc.

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