Zhuge liang gets up as his alarm gets him up. "Alright...I'm going again...Last night was stressful since those men won't leave until it was really late." He finishes dressing and knocks on the door leading to Sima Yi's original space. "Hello...? Hmph. I'll just go without him, they can catch up." He goes outside to drive the motorcycle to school. When he got there, he sees that tacky teal car. "...So really tacky..." He goes to the teacher's lounge and sees Sima Yi and Zhang Chunhua. "Hello."

"Hm? You woke up earlier than me?"

"Yes."

"How did you get here?"

"That tacky teal car."

"That's yours...?"

"I did not get to choose the color..."

"I didn't see you at the apartment."

"...We had to get out..."

"Why?"

"These men are trying to kill me..."

"Who isn't?"

"Enough of those jokes." The principal goes inside. "Hey, you three. Come here."

"Hm? What is it?" They go into the office with Sun Jian, Huang Gai, and Han Dang already in there. The principal clears his throat, "I looked you guys up, but all I got were these links to Chinese biographies that date to 2000 years ago. I found suggestive pictures as well. Look." He takes his desktop screen and turns it to their direction. They all gasped. "...Are any of you guys...former porn stars...?"

"NO!"

"What's with these pictures then...?" Everyone in the room gets flustered except Han Dang. (I don't see my picture anywhere...) Sima Yi regains himself, "...Those are not us..."

"This is your face. And I see some pictures with your wife also...Ooh..."

"Don't you stare at them!"

"Sorry...but..." He continues to stare at his computer. "Would you please stop staring them...?"

"Sorry! Um...Just what are your backgrounds again?"

"Um..."

"So who are you guys?"

"Um..."

"I swear I have seen you before..."

"Oh...really...?"

"I've seen...you specifically." He points at Zhuge Liang. "Hmm...OMG! Are you Jesus?!" Zhuge Liang's face went to a displeased one. "...No...I'm not Jesus..."

"You look like Jesus..."

"I'm not Jesus!"

"Ok then...I hear some of the video game clubs and anime clubs say some of you resemble the characters from Dynasty Warriors." Everyone in the room had a face that expressed fear.

"Well? Wait...you could be the people the animators modeled the characters after. Is that right?"

"Why yes!"

"Oh! My mistake! That's why you guys look so similar to those guys! You're who they're modeled after!"

"Yeah...hehehe..."

"Anyway, go back into the classrooms, it's almost time." The six walk out of the office, sweating. (I thought he was going to figure us out!) When they walk to their rooms, they hear girls talking. "Hey, remember yesterday?"

"Oh yeah! We got to see Sima Shi, Sima Zhao, Jia Chong, and Wang Yuanji in real life!"

"Did they invent something that makes video game characters come to life or something?"

"Who cares? Those guys are out there! I wonder if there are more out there. I want to see Sima Yi!"

"Hey, don't we have a teacher that is named Sima Yi?" Sima Yi walks into the classroom, hearing that. (Ok...Ok... Maybe they'll think I'm someone else...hehe...) The girls turned to look at Sima Yi. "Doesn't he look like him too...?"

"How about we ask him something Sima Yi himself would answer?" The girls move over to Sima yi sitting at his desk. "Mr. Sima, what's another word for idiot?"

"Imbecile-" (Oh crap...)

"OMG! He does exist!"

"Um...excuse me...?"

"Sima Yi! Is Cao Pi here?"

"No... I'm not who you're thinking of... I just resemble him..." Sima Yi gets up to walk out and the girls follow him. (Oh...damn...) He sees the other classrooms having Sun Jian, Zhuge Liang, and Zhang Chunhua walking right out with people following them. "What the-?"

"We have to go, now!" All of them run out the school with fangirls running after them. "Ok! Ok! Why are you running?" Zhang Chunhua answers, "I have the opposite gender of your fans, perverted fanboys..." They ran around the school and hid in the bushes when they lost sight of them. "Oh, damn...they found out... Now what?"

"Han Dang and Huang Gai are not really having problems."

"That's because fans only like the pretty men. I didn't know Zhuge Liang had any though."

"Haha... But I do get chased to get jammed with you in these pictures they call, "art."

"How are we going to work now?"

"Find new jobs?"

"Argh..."

"We can just cope with them for the time being. We have no other way of income right now."

"I guess we might need to deal with these little devils now..." When it was quiet, they came out of the bushes. The bell rings and they got back inside in their classrooms, bracing. when Sima Yi gets in his classroom, girls went right up to him. "I am not for your amusement. But you people know I'm in your world right now. I'd like to be shown some respect and not you jumping on me every five minutes. I need to work, thus I educate you. NOW STOP CLIMBING ALL OVER ME AND GET BACK TO YOUR SEATS!" That rebel kid gets up to drag the girls into their seats. "You heard him! Get in your seats!"

(Hmph. He is useful...) "Now...shall we start actual class?"

When Zhuge Liang entered his classroom, the students were more respectful of him. "Evening. We have heard a lot about you in history class. Even though you were a s**** general, we give you respect for being pretty smart."

"I thank you." (S**** general?! I'll show you!)

Unfortunately, Zhang chunhua did not really too much respect since boys are boys. "I am here to educate you kids, not be a sex figure."

"Man...I wish..."

"What did I just say?" She sees most of the boys staring at her chest again. "...My eyes are UP HERE." She gets multiple pencils and throws them directly onto the desks. The boys look up in fear. "AH!"

"Now...can we start our actual lesson? Or I can make those pencils go somewhere else besides the desks."

"Yes ma'am!"

"Good." (They're easier to control than Shi and Zhao...)

Sun Jian managed to calm the whole class and start their lesson as well.

Meanwhile, Sima Zhao was still sleeping in bed when the door is knocked on. Jia Chong goes to open it to see that talent agent. "Hey there! Ready for today?"

"Huh...?"

"Your big break? That's guy's band?"

"Oh right! He's sleeping."

"Wake him up. Show biz doesn't wait for people like him."

"Alright..." After a few minutes, the four were up and out of the door. "Ugh...what is it...?"

"Zhao, this man is here to take us to do this band thing you wanted."

"Oh I forgot all about that! AH!" The talent agent drags the four out to the limo he had ready for them. Meanwhile, Liu Bei crying his eyes out and did not even go to work because Zhang Fei died. "GUAN YU! IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN! ZHANG FEI IS DEAD!"

"Brother... I know you're upset, but Zhang Fei would not want you crying for him."

"I want his killer now!"

"Unfortunately, we do not know who he or she is. Hm?"

KNOCK KNOCK Guan Yu goes to open the door to reveal Takasugi. "Hello. I am aware of your situation with Zhang Fei. I am very sorry. I offer 50,000 for my guilt of not getting to him sooner." (His life insurance policy paid out.)

"No, it was not your fault. So keep your money."

"Zhang Fei would wanted you to take the money. This is enough for you to live on before going back to work."

"No amount of money can compensate for his death." Guan Yu shuts the door in Takasugi's face. (Oh well. I can keep this then.) It switches to Zhong Hui talking to the same assassins that killed the wrong people. "Ok. I'm going to give you ONE LAST CHANCE to kill the correct targets. If you fail, you're done."

"Yes sir!"

"And to motivate you. Each guy and girl is worth a million if you get them correctly." The assassins run out quickly. At an disclosed area, the goons for the crime boss think about what what the lady they were looking for looked like. "Um...what hair color?"

"I think brown?"

"There's a lot of women that have that."

"Oh! She had large..." He makes gestures on his chest. "Oh yeah. You know...we could do something else before we offer her to the boss..."

"The boss does not like damaged goods."

"Oh fine. But how are we getting her? She is certainly not coming back there at the alley."

"...Hmm...Huh?" They see the assassins at a boat picking up snipers and military-grade weapons. "Hey, who do you think is worth the most?"

"I think that tall fellow."

"I think that muscle guy."

"The guy with long hair seems to be worth a lot. I saw how much pocket change he had."

"Well, let's see who gets who first." The goons watch them. "Look at all those shiny new guns..."

"Look, they have pictures!" The assassins look at the pictures of the Jin targets. "All are worth a million...We cannot screw this up!"

"Hey, we should grab some of those guns to take care of the lady."

"I think he wants her alive."

"Oh... How do we-" They see the assassins carry needles of a green liquid. "These would knock them out."

"Why do we want them knocked out?"

"Alive is worth more than dead."

"But can we just kill them there?"

"We'll do the knocking out if it is necessary."

"Hey... I just got an idea..." The goons sneak onto the boat to take some of those needles and went off. At the apartment Cao Cao was living in, Takasugi knocks on the door with a still crying Cao Cao answering. "...What...?"

"I have some compensation for Yuan's death." He holds up a case of money. "You think this will make up for the death of my fallen general? I find this offensive! Off with your head!"

"We're not back at China."

"I'm just so sad!" He makes sobbing noises. "Ok... I should leave you alone..."

"No! I want company!" Cao Cao pulls Takasugi in a gibberish hug. "Ok...There, there... Don't you have Guo Jia?"

"I need all the company I can get!"

"Alright..." At Xiahou Ba's house, Guo Huai and Xiahou Ba were crying due to Xiahou Yuan's passing. "Why is this happening again?!"

"I want to find the ones responsible!" Deng Ai and Wen Yang were getting sobbing hugs from the two. "There...there..." An assassin sees them with a scope of his sniper. "Four-in-one! Hehehe... What can I use...?" He gets a duffle bag filled with guns and looks through them. "So many to choose from... Ak-47... Not classy at all... What can take care of them the fastest? AH!" He takes out a bazooka and some rocket launchers. "So long! Hello, millions!" He shoots all of them on the house, blowing it into smoke and ashes. Someone taps his shoulder. "What-GAH!" Zhuge Dan hits him with a nightstick. "You DO NOT interrupt their mourning!" He continues to beat him. "OW! OW! Damn...forgot about you-OW!"

"He's all yours!" The four figures come out of the debris and rushed towards the assassin. All he sees was their red eyes and weapons. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!"

"How rude of that man to interrupt us!"

"Yeah! Take that!"

"Surely I hope you're okay."

"I'm more than okay in terms with the explosion! But inside...not so much..."

Takasugi just gets out of Cao cao's apartment, and his shirt had tear stains on it. "...Ok...What the hell am I supposed to do with all this insurance money? I just found out this morning three more died! Along with Pang Tong, and Xiahou Yuan, I'm getting all this cash and feeling incredibly guilty about it! How many died... five, and they are 50,000 dollars each. Damn...250,000 from them...But I feel so guilty about it...and the people related to them don't want to accept it...Hm?" His phone rings and answers it. "Hello?"

"I've heard about all those deaths. I know who's behind it."

"Who is it?"

"Zhong Hui. He's sending assassins to kill Jin, but his assassins are idiots, so they keep killing the wrong people."

"Damn... I would kill him..."

"Unfortunately, I've heard he hired Lu Bu, Xu Huang, Li Dian. and Dian Wei to be his bodyguards. They do not know he is sending those assassins."

"He is becoming a pain... Can I just go up to him to just shoot him between the eyes? I can play the idiot to him."

"That might work, but he sees you as nothing but garbage, so he won't bother with you."

"Oh really? I want to kill him more..."

"Look, you have to just wait until the time is right."

"I hope you're right...I just wish I could know when someone's in danger."

"You're not Superman. Besides, it is life and death in the real world. You and I share the same fates as everyone else."

"I know, I know...Huh!"

"What is it?" Takasugi is in a trance for a bit then comes back to reality. "I had a vision! A lion gets killed by poachers! And a falcon kills a bear."

"Hm? What does that mean?"

"Who in the DW series would you describe as a lion?"

"Um... Zhang Chunhua? She strikes me of one..."

"What about a falcon and a bear?"

"Zhong Hui reminds me of a falcon since he likes to mention them. A bear may be Deng Ai."

"Then he and she are in danger! I'm looking her and him up on the GPS and going to their locations!"

"Wait-" He hangs up quickly. Izuru sighs and gets into his car and looks up two locations. "...He's most likely to go to Zhang Chunhua than Deng Ai. I'll go to Deng Ai." The goons from earlier drive all over town to find Zhang Chunhua. "There are a lot of women that look like her. How are you going to identify her?"

"I...don't know...Hm?" He stops the van at a Starbucks. He sees Ling Tong, Gan Ning, and Lu Meng standing at the alley. "It's really hard to remeber a thousands names..."

"That thing in there is scary."

"Quit complaining." The goons go behind Ling Tong and placed a bag over his head. "MMPH!"

"Hey! Who you-" Another goon covers him with a bag. Lu Meng didn't get to react as he too had a bag over his head. The goons threw them into the van tied up and drove away. Takasugi stops at the school and runs in. "Let me see if there is anyone suspicious." He looks all around and looks on the roofs. "Nothing. What else can they do?"

"Oh, you again. What is it this time?" Takasugi turns to see Miyako. "Oh...you...eh...Are you still..."

"What?"

"You went loco for Izuru."

"What? I didn't. He's decent and I would have dated him instead of you, but dating days are over."

"No... I remember Izuru crying to me about you stalking him."

"Why would I stalk him? I prefer him as a colleague and not a romantic partner."

"But... a few chapters back... you followed him to a strip club..."

"Why would I enter one of those places? And he's interested in that stuff? Ugh..."

"Well, actually, I made him go with me despite his pleas not to take him."

"Why...?"

"It was a party. You snuck in and tried to rape Izuru-"

"What in the world? Are you finally sucumbing to the effects of drugs?"

"You sound like Izuru! What happened?!"

"I have no idea what you are talking about... My IQ is 187, and I always sound like this."

"Izuru's is 189! Wait... I last saw your original IQ number was 169... Wait... what are you?!"

"Why are you yelling? I always had that IQ number. You thought I had 169? That's slightly insulting..."

"Did you originally wanted to be a teacher?"

"Yes, that's what I was studying for."

"Not a doctor?"

"Oh no. I have a fear of sick people and blood."

"Do you hate me?"

"Nah. You're not worth hating. Though you were a stoner and cheated on me with my sister. But I suppose you like dumb women so eh."

"...Wait...who was that in these last few chapters? Did you change?!" He takes her and shakes her back and forth. "Stop... I'm getting dizzy..."

"What happened?! You suddenly became a female Izuru!"

"I have no idea what you're talking about. Maybe get checked into rehab, I think you have something." She walks away from him. "...I am talking to Izuru again to see if he can diagnose her. Now to see if an assassin has got to Zhang Chunhua yet." He runs to a room and find the one Zhang Chunhua was in. (...The guys are staring at her chest... Eh... wouldn't blame them. I would stare if my teachers looked like that... Nothing is happening... Hm... What is wrong?) He moves away from the door. "Hm... I should stick around just in case." Izuru was driving to the neighborhood where the Jin characters lived. He sees a bloody mess on the pavement. "Oh no...is that..."

"No, that was just someone trying to kill Guo Huai, Deng Ai, Xiahou ba and Wen Yang." Izuru turns to see Zhuge Dan. "Um...why is that..."

"...They...messed him up..."

"Who is it?"

"This man came with these weapons and blew up Xiahou Ba's house."

"Assassin..."

"Hm? An assassin?"

"Zhong Hui is trying to kill you along with those four, Sima Shi, Sima Zhao, Jia Chong, Wang Yuanji, Sima Yi and Zhang Chunhua."

"Him?! How dare he try to kill Master Sima Shi! I shall see to it he gets killed himself!"

"He has bodyguards. Good ones."

"Hmph. I should warn the others than. They are over there if you want to speak with them." Zhuge Dan goes over to the group that were standing near the wreck. Izuru goes to them. "So, you got attacked?" Guo Huai turns to him, with a slightly pale face. "Yes, and when I was grieving for Xiahou Yuan."

"Your face... it's becoming more white now..."

"My health is now declining since Master Yuan died."

"I can say who is his killer."

"You do?! Who is it? Is it that archer?"

"No, it was Zhong Hui on accident. He sent assassins to kill you along with you Jin, but his assassins are stupid so they were killing the wrong guys, including Yuan."

"Then...it's my fault that Master Yuan died?"

"Well no...it was Zhong Hui."

"If I died, he would be happy, thus he wouldn't need to send the assassin that killed Xiahou Yuan."

"But he wants Jin dead."

"Everyone? That's a little much."

"He knows you're rich, thus trying to make sure you're gone in order to keep his spot as famous guy."

"Now that is pure selfishness! I shall see the public knows of this!"

"He's powerful, I think you should think carefully on that."

"I shall. Just let me calm down."

"I'll leave you to it." He turns to Deng Ai. (A falcon killing a bear? That is probably Deng Ai getting killed. I need to watch him carefully."

RING RING "Oh! I'll get that. Excuse me. What is it?"

"My ex is weird today!"

"I do not want to remember her..."

"No! It's that she's like you."

"Phht. She has an IQ of 169. That's not me."

"No... It's like she's a whole different person. I think the woman you met was someone else and the one I met was another her!"

"...Well...it may be multiple personality disorder. That's the only explanation I can think of. Why are you calling me about your ex? Aren't you supposed to be looking for Zhang Chunhua's possibly-dead body?"

"I don't find any suspicious people. I just learned of this other Miyako. She has an IQ of 187, wanted to be a teacher and not a doctor due to fear of blood and sick people, is professor-like when she speaks, and is against strip clubs."

"...That sounds familiar... Except the doctor part, I just didn't want to be one because of sick people and my mom kept on badgering me to be one."

"Yeah, you. She's you if you were born with no balls."

"You did not need to say it that way... So... what?"

"I don't know...maybe give her a chance?"

"She has multiple personality disorder possibly, if I go to her again, crazy and emotional her will appear."

"I don't know...it could work..."

"She needs treatment. I'll consider when I know she's not crazy."

"I'll go see her again and see what happens."

"Do not send the crazy her to me."

"Yeah, got that." He hangs up. "I do not understand. Who was that I was dating? She was at a doctor's class, I remember...then got kicked out... OH! That was the crazy her! She was not smart enough for it anyway. Then the classes that were for teachers she was in. She passed. That was smart her. When she found out I cheated on her sister, she was fine. Then the next day she threw a chair and cut my hand with a piece of glass...oh...I see now..." Takasugi runs into Miyako's classroom and says out,"Hey! Remember when you cut my hand?"

"I don't remember doing such thing! Why are you yelling?"

(He's right. She's two different people! One is a rational person like Izuru while the other is a crazy and emotional b****! I got it!) "So, ever consider dating?"

"What? I'm don't want to date you again. Trust me, you're better off with that slutty sister of mine."

"No... maybe if you want to date Izuru, he's single."

"W-What are you saying? Haha...no... um...Wait, I can't believe you're giving me dating preferences. This is so ironic."

"You're turning slightly pink there. Hm? You could maybe talk to him and see what happens."

"...What are you saying? Haha...I can't date him... he's...eh..."

"You?"

"What?"

"You both are smart, but do not like doing those big time jobs, hate doctors because of sick people, talk like you ate a dictionary, and you both dislike my guts."

"That last part is kinda true for me. I just wish you went the right way. You had potential, but drugs really got in the way."

"Well...I still got a job at a computer company."

"Oh, so you're clean? Good for you."

"So? Consider dating him?"

"Again...I do not want to be in a romantic relationship."

"Why are you blushing again? You have something with him, I know it."

"...Ok, fine. I think he's kinda attractive..."

(What...? Attractive? He's older than me!) "...Attractive? He's kinda old..."

"He's twenty-four, I heard. I'm twenty-one."

"See? He's old."

"Only by three years."

(Hmm...I can't say when the crazy her coming yet...) "Ok, what else?"

"Takasugi, are you jealous?"

"No! Phht! Why should I be? I prefer you as a friend...if you're up for it..."

"Yeah, sure. You're decent in looks, but I prefer a guy that is smart. So, friends. The sister thing isn't bothering me. She's like a succubus. Any man that gets in her reach is going to her, no matter what. You were...not...that...smart then...so she took advantage of you."

"Hey!" (When is that crazy her coming?) "You should consider going with him if you want..."

"I thought Izuru was gay."

(She's here! I'm going to have to change it up.) "He is, and remember when you cut my hand?"

"Yeah, and I can do it again." She takes out a switchblade.

(Holy crap! She changes personalities fast!) "I'm gonna go..."

"You better..."

"Hey, um.. did you like being a doctor?"

"I was kicked out because of you!"

(Yep, same emotional b****. What did I do?) He walks out quickly. (She changed when I suggested to go out with Izuru... That's slightly odd... I'm going to try again...) He goes back in, seeing her still working. "Hey...I was wondering... Did you go to doctor school?"

"No. I was studying to be a teacher. You have short-term memory, do you?"

(Yep, she's back.) "Um...you wouldn't have to be suffering from multiple personality disorder?"

"What...? Gha...-What the hell are you talking about? And you said you were leaving!"

(She changes when she is overly stressed about something. I found the switch!) "Ah, I was, but you do know Izuru was gay?"

"Yes, if you keep on reminding me, I'm going to snap your fingers. I-Gha! Excuse that, I see you figured that out. I tend to be very different when stressed about something or overly emotional."

"Yeah, very different. You go crazy."

"...Wait, what do you mean by that...? I went crazy? When?"

"Well... you tried to kill me with your car, stalked Izuru, made him tense, him punching you, you tried to make me jealous with Sima Yi, raped Cao Cao, and being a total b****."

"...Dear me... it's really getting to-WAIT I RAPED SOMEONE?!"

"Yeah... get yourself checked out..."

"...Ugh... I didn't want to do that until I was ready...ugh... I feel sorry fro the fellow that-"

"Actually, he was enjoying of it."

"...That's even worse... I tried to make you jealous with Mr. Sima? Eh...no...he's forty."

"He's thirty."

"Really? I thought he was forty." Sima Yi sneezes. The whole class says out in unison, "Bless you."

"...Thanks..."

"I tried killing you with my car? I'm glad I didn't or else I'd get blood stains and those are hard to get out. Oh no... I did that many things to him...? But that explains the bruise I got on my body. What did I do that made him tense?"

"You followed him to his house, placed scary poems on his bed and attempted to rape him..."

"...Oh my god... I'm so sorry. I thought I was better! I need to talk to that psychiatrist about those pills he gave me... Wait... I had-"

"No, he saw ahead and tricked crazy you into having sex with a inflatable gigai."

"...That's from Bleach."

"Yeah, he got one and let crazy you have her way with it. He also got so pissed with you he tied you up and jammed stuff where the sun don't shine and your mouth."

"...Well... That explains why I tasted alcohol even though I don't drink. And why I couldn't pass a healthy bowel movement. Can you tell him, I am so sorry about that? Or he's just going to not bother?"

"After I told him you changed in a certain way and that crazy you was not you, he said he would consider speaking to you again if you get better. Just...make sure crazy you doesn't know where he is."

"Yes. Does he really hate me?"

"Well...that crazy you made him not want to come here again..."

"Oh... It's really hard to deal with this. If I'm with someone, she will come. And it looks like she'll be a psycho to that person, thus him shunning me when I come back to my senses."

"This happened before?"

"My past boyfriends all have been cursed with that, thus you said, I made them homosexual. The only reason you didn't get that is that you...were...not...that...smart..."

"Why do you put that much detail onto that part?!"

"You are just not...smart..."

"You're doing it again!"

"You were too high in the clouds to bother about me, thus I had no feelings for you, thus why I didn't care when you cheated on me with my sister."

"But...you cut my hand the day after you said you didn't care..."

"...I did? The other me just hated you probably."

"So... when you went crazy during the time you met Izuru, you liked him?"

"W-Why are you making that assumption...? I prefer if we made up and become friends."

"Mm-hm." (I can't joke, or else she'll get even more emotional, causing crazy to appear.)

"You're not joking about it?"

"...I'm trying...really...hard...not...to...or else crazy you is going to appear."

"I am strong enough to suppress her right now. I just need to take a few of these drugs." She takes out a medicine bottle, and takes one pill. "There. Joke away. These may be not effective most of the time, but my brain is very strong."

"Ok. Haha! You like him!"

"Again, no!"

"Come on, don't be shy!"

"I barely know him. I just only saw his face for a bit before my medicine started to wear off and that b**** me comes up. When I saw you two, I first thought of Izuru as attractive and that you look the same."

"How about you get to know him? Just avoid the crazy you."

"I don't know, based on your story on all those things that happened, I think he'll just run away once he sees me."

"I'll talk to him. He's one to listen." Back at that neighborhood, Izuru was still standing and watching the roofs if there are assassins. "...Hm...Maybe the vision was just something random..."

"Why are you still here?"

"Because another assassin will come by and try again with you guys."

"We can fend for ourselves. No need to worry about us."

"I hope so. These guys have these weapons that will blow off your head fast." He continues to look around and spots a figure. "There! On the roof!" All five looked up and saw it. But the figure was fast and a shot is heard. "GRG!" Deng Ai gets a bullet to his shoulder. "He missed! Get away!" The figure takes another aim and shoots Wen Yang in the leg. "GAH! Gr..." He falls, and looks around for his javelin. "Here!" Xiahou Ba grabs it from the ground and throws it over to Wen Yang. A bullet hits the ground right next to his foot, missing. "Ah!" Wen Yang throws the javelin and it knocks the figure off the roof. The figure gets up and is seen running away. "...You're not getting away!" Guo Huai shoots it and the shot goes through the middle of the figure. They run up to it to see its face. "Just another assassin."

"Actually, Takasugi said he saw the same guy killing Xiahou Yuan. This guy had the same cloak."

"Then I have avenged him."

"Are you two okay? You need medical attention!"

"...I can stand..." Wen Yang tries to stand up, but the wounded leg is making him walk limp. "What about you, Deng Ai?"

"No...it's fine..."

"You'll bleed to death if you leave it untreated."

"Wait, this will alarm people if you call the authorities. Are you sure you can go with those wounds?"

"Yes, I have survived much worse."

"Ok... Hm?"

RING RING RING "What?"

"I don't find any of those guys here."

"Really? Then your vision was half wrong. Deng Ai and Wen Yang got shot, but in decent condition."

"Then who was the lion? Why didn't you get attention?"

"I don't know, false alarm? Because if the public hears on assassins, it will cause a panic. And not to mention there will be bodyguards crowding the guys and streets and everywhere else. It may cost someone their life later, but public panic is going to cost more. So it's best we kept them like that." The van that had Gan Ning, Ling Tong, and Lu Meng was driving to an undisclosed warehouse when a man in coat sees them. "You find her?"

"Yeah. Here you go." They set the three on chairs that went back-to-back to each other. They removed the bags. "...That's a woman...?"

"Yeah, look at her." Ling Tong acts displeased. "...Wait...what?"

"He called you a woman! Ahahaha!"

"Gan Ning, we're in a very serious situation."

"These guys don't look so tough!"

"We're tied up, you dumbass. You can't kick someone's butt like this." The man in the coat yells out,"This is a guy! You dimwits!"

"That's a he?! Dude looks like a lady!" Ling Tong gets an even more displeased face. "Haha."

"I can't believe you! I sent you to get a woman that stole from me! Not a guy that works at Starbucks and his buddies!"

"What do we do with them?"

"I can't risk them going to the cops. Kill them."

"WHAT?! Let us go!"

"Now, we don't know if you are going to the cops. And we're not running the risk." All the goons raised guns at them. "NRGH!" Gan Ning lifts himself and knocks the gun away from a goon, rips his hands from the rope and takes the rifle. "How do I use this?" He shoots a goon in the face accidently. "Oh! Cool!" He shoots the rest of the goons. Ling Tong hits a goon, and lets bullets shoot off the ropes that restrained him and Lu Meng. They picked up the rifles and went behind a create with Gan Ning. "These things are awesome! They're like magic sticks!"

"These are dangerous..."

"Who cares? We're getting out of here!" More goons come in and blasted the create with bullets. "How can we get them?"

"Follow me." Lu Meng goes quickly between creates and cargo and the three manage to get behind the goons. "Hey!" The three shoot all over the backs of them. They see the warehouse door closing slowly and they run to it, sliding down just in time before it closes. "Ok! Uh-oh..." They find they are aimed at by the man in the coat. "Well, well, you've been a pain in the ass. Time to shut you up. GAH!" Gan Ning and Ling Tong barrel into him, and take the gun. "Haha! Not so tough now, huh?"

"Grr...what do you want?"

"Hm?"

"I can give you some compensation if you let me go."

"Like what?"

"Cars, money, women, anything."

"Where's the money?"

"Come with me." They get walked over to a cargo container and it opens to find thousands or thousands of stacks of money in it."Whoa..."

"Take your pick."

"Can I have all?"

"No."

"Quick! Stuff as much into your pockets!" Gan Ning runs inside to grab bills and forced them into his pockets. Ling Tong goes in as well to take more. The man walks away. (Hehe... Those are fakes... And I want my 250,000 back! I need to find that woman. But I don't even know what she looks like, I'll find out.) After those three took the fake bills and stole the van from the area, they drive on the street to go back to the Starbucks. "Hey, I want to drive."

"No, you're awful at driving."

"At least let me ride in the front!"

"No. Hm? What's this?" Ling Tong gets a paper from the glove box. "Sold to **********. This says it was bought on "Ebay." What does that mean?" Right when he said that, the van falls apart and stops working. "...Oh..."

"Gee, thanks! How are we supposed to get back?"

"There's another one over there." The three go over to a parked car, broke in, and drove off. Izuru was still talking to Takasugi through the phone, "What? Make up?"

"She said she wants to clear up any hard feelings with you and her. The one that is not crazy, of course."

"I want to, but what about if during that time, the crazy her comes back?"

"Hey, just try. If she does surface, pretend to be gay again."

"Ok, I'll go over there. But do you know what caused her disorder? A trauma?"

"I don't know, you can ask her."

"I hope I don't get the crazy her stuck on me again..." He hangs up. "I see you can take things over here. Be careful."

"Don't worry about us. But I thank your concern." Izuru gets into his car to go to the school. When he got there, he enters and walks down the hall to a room. "He said here. Oh well..." He goes in, and he sees Miyako. "Hey."

"Please tell me you're not the crazy one."

"I am not crazy now. I took my medicine. I just wanted to say I'm sorry for all those things I don't remember doing. I suffer from multiple personality disorder. I black out, then the other me takes over."

"What is the cause? These things happen due to a trauma."

"Hm? I don't know..."

"...Well...that explains it... I'm sorry for abusing you. But what do I call you now?"

"Just call me with my regular name. The one that...eh...is...a b****... Call her B****."

"No... that is demeaning... I'll just call her Crazy."

"Now that's demeaning. Oh well, we're on good terms? But you hate the other me."

"I wish I could be nice, but I'm too afraid that other you will pop up and realize I'm not gay, thus springing those events all over again."

"I get it. But saying you were gay was the best thing you could have done. I'm not really getting as much blackouts compared to back when I first saw Takasugi and you." Takasugi suddenly breaks in, "She thinks you're attractive!"

"What...?"

"Takasugi! You're not supposed to say that! I regret saying that to you now! Excuse that!"

"...Um... I-I have nothing to say... I've been always called "average."

"Why're you turning pink then?"

"My ex never called me that. She always said to me I was average. Attractive is not a word you can really use with me... Back at high school, girls even called me "average." They even added that I looked handsome compared to other otaku who were...well...chubby... Overall, I was never really called attractive a lot..."

"Just take the damn compliment!"

"You're the one who yelled it out in my face! She could say that with her own words. So...Koff...Excuse me and him."

"It's alright. I was hoping-"

"Anyway! You two should go out."

"What?! N-No... I can't be-"

"Yeah, I told you I don't want to be romantically involved with him! I would prefer friends!"

"You think he's attractive."

"Yeah, but I do not want a relationship right now! Especially when it all could crumble down with the disorder!"

"You're not really turning right now, aren't you? And you said you had less of those blackouts when Izuru said he was gay to the other you. Maybe if you went for a cup of coffee and talk, you would maybe get rid of it all together."

"You cannot just make a disorder go away. It takes treatment. And this seems offensive...but why aren't you in a hospital?"

"It's not that severe. It just may cause some certain people to hate me. Plus, medicine helps."

"But...medicine doesn't do that much...with these things..."

"...I don't know. But they work." Takasugi pulls Izuru in and mutters, "This story was already becoming unrealistic when you were with Sima Yi and he ramped up your car! All of the Jin guys becoming rich? In your dreams. So, if the medicine works and she is not in a hospital, it's better to not ask questions." He puts him back.

"Hey, how about after you get off, you and Izuru go have coffee?"

"I dislike coffee."

"Then order tea."

"Why are you pushing this on me? You said this wasn't going to be one of those stories."

"Well, not for me. But I can do it for you."

"What are you? The Matchmaker?"

"Why yes, I am. Now get on to it."

"...I'm just wondering... Did you... you know... with him?"

"No! Actually I didn't really pay attention to him..."

"So, you had never had sex with Takasugi?"

"No. I've never really kissed him either."

"But the other you raped Cao Cao..."

"...Ugh...no...I hope I didn't get anything..."

"I'll ask Cao cao on that..."

"Izuru called you my sloppy seconds when you were in crazy mode."

"Kmph...that's funny... Ironic, since I have never did anything sexual with you."

"You know what? I'll call Cao Cao on something." Takasugi takes out his phone, and calls Cao Cao. A sniffle is heard on the other line. "...What?" Izuru whispers to Takasugi, "Guo Huai also avenged Xiahou Yuan."

"Guo Huai killed the guy who killed Xiahou Yuan."

"Really? That's good to hear. I feel happy now Yuan can rest. What else did you need?"

"Do you remember the lady who raped you?"

"Yes! She was a good-looking woman, I must say."

"Um...what exactly did she do to you? Did she- you know?"

"No, but I wish. She took a stick and did me with it. I felt violated..."

"So...your thingy-mi-gig did NOT get used?"

"Nope. I wish though..."

"Ugh...well...I have to go, now bye." He hangs up. "Good news. Miyako, your lady part did not touch his part. Crazy you just raped him with a stick or rod."

"Oh thank god..."

"So, since she's still pure in the eyes of our Lord Jesus, you can date her."

(That Jesus part was not necessary...)"...Um... Well... I suppose I can get to know you better, you're decent when you're not trying to get into my pants."

"Oh no, the other me was doing that? Ugh...I feel so embarrassed..."

"Eh... don't worry... But the other you is a masochist. She begged me to hit you."

"Oh no... At least we have something to talk about..."

"So... all those times I had talked to you were the other you?"

"Yes, this is my first time actually getting to speak with you."

"How did you even date Takasugi if you were a smarter person than he was?"

"He had high scores at the beginning of college when I met him, I assumed, then he got into drugs. Everything went downhill after that."

"Come on! This is soooo boring! Can you get blushy now?" The two turned to him. "We're not high schoolers. We're handling this like adults."

"So, how do you want this to happen? Friends with benefits? Sex buddies? Have a one nighter? Have casual sex?"

"...That's for you... I'm not you... Look, we can meet somewhere after you get off work...and well...if you're not busy...we can talk..."

"You're turning red."

"S-Shut up! Anyway, where do you want to meet?"

"Oh, um... There's a coffee shop near here..."

"How cliche!" Izuru goes to kick Takasugi out the room. Literally. "Excuse that. That sounds fine, I'll be there."

"Hm, you too." Izuru goes out the room, only to get a funny look from Takasugi. "...What are you staring at?"

"It's a daaaate..."

"No, it's not a date! We need somewhere for a proper conversation without interfering with her work."

"Mm-hm. Next thing you know, you're dating, and then you get married-"

"I'm going to stop you there! You're thinking about this the wrong way."

"Yeah. Got it. Call me when you're thinking of where you're having it." He walks away with Izuru running after him. "Again! We're not going there!"

Now shall we see what the Sima bros with Jia Chong and Wang Yuanji are doing?

Sima Zhao munches on the chips that were in the limo. "Zhao, could you keep it down with that? It's so noisy."

"I'm sorry, but these bags make noise no matter what I do. Hey, this car was like the one the director guy was driving."

"You almost puked on Zhuge Dan when we were in it."

"The guy was driving weird. You sprayed that funny liquid all over Mother."

"I didn't know it was going to do that!"

"It looked wrong though..."

"Ugh.. shut it..." The talent agent asks them, "Do you write your own songs?"

"Why yes. I already got a few down."

"Great, we can record you singing. Can all of you play an instrument?"

"Yes, I can play guitar, Jia Chong can be the other guitar and Yuanji can be the drummer while Shi sings. But we can all sing."

"Wow, I guess you can alternate between singers. Here we are." They got out to see a large studio. "I need you to talk to these guys and you can sign a contract with them."

"How do we know which is good?"

"You're new to this, huh? Um... They'll tell you ways your image is projected, and if you don't like it, you can kick their ass out."

"Ok, got it." They go in a room with several men and women in suits. "Hey..."

"Let's get down to business. You want money. We can make you money from your songs. Here's what we're trying to do for your one of your songs." The man takes out a computer and plays a video. It showed Sima Zhao, Jia Chong and Wang Yuanji playing their instruments, and Sima Shi comes up in cloud. He is singing Blade of Fate and they all float off on individual clouds. "Um...what is this...? Did we die?"

"What's with the clouds?"

"Your song seems to be about Heaven, so we thought clouds." The video continues with them flying around with angel wings. Jia Chong takes the computer and throws it out the window. "No."

"Hey! That was 300 bucks for editing and the computer!"

"I do not approve of this one." (I'm not doing angel crap.) Sima Zhao then says, "Alright, bye."

"Unbelievable..." The man walks off in a huff. Next person was another man. "Hey, I have an idea for your album covers." He holds up a picture of Wang Yuanji almost nude with the three on it also almost nude. Wang Yuanji takes them and throws them out the window. "No."

"Hey, you owe me 100 bucks for printing, shipping, the photographer-"

"I do not approve of this." (I'm not a sex figure!)

"Ok, bye." The man leaves in a huff. A woman sets another laptop in front of them. "You hated that video? Ok, here's mine, it's way better." The video starts with Sima Shi walking with his jacket unbuttoned to show off his chest and is walking in the middle of the desert. The wind blows around and he sings the same song. Then the Zhao, Jia Chong, and Yuanji playing appear in zombie costumes and scare Shi. Sima Shi takes the laptop and throws it out the window. "No."

"Hey! That was 400 bucks to pay for the computer and the editor!"

"I do not approve of this one." (It's in a desert.)

"...Ok...bye." After five more people got sent out, another guy walked in with a computer. "After seeing how you rejected them, I have something that is lot greater than your previous offers. Here." He sets a computer in front of them, and it showed a video. Sima Shi was singing as he had the three behind him playing the instruments. It was normal with Shi flipping his hair at some parts, shots of the three playing, then the area they were in darken and a light shining to Shi when the song ends. Jia Chong, Wang Yuanji, and Sima Shi make approving gestures. Sima Zhao looks at them unusually, "This is the most plain..."

"Not angel stuff, at least."

"It's practical."

"It's just like I've always wanted!" Sima Zhao sweatdrops,"...Ok...We'll take you."

"Yes! We can send this video out, right?"

"Yeah, if that's how it works."

"Alright, sign here." Wang Yuanji whispers to Zhao,"Shouldn't you read it before signing so quickly?"

"Yeah, let see... These guys will have our image... They get 50% of our profit...hey!"

"Ok, ok! How about 20%?"

"No, 10 percent or you're out of here."

"Fine, ten percent it is." Sima Zhao signs the contract. "Good, now you can go and get in the trailer."

"What?"

"The video is getting 6,000,000 views already. And these guys are wanting more."

"Do we record or what you guys do?"

"Hm... Do you have more songs?"

"I have these papers, but some of them are not for Shi. Here's one for Jia Chong, one for Yuanji, two are Shi's, two are mine, and one duet."

"Whoa, better than most that don't even have two songs ready. Ok, we do that tomorrow. You can get your stuff, and go back home. We'll call you if anything comes up." The four walk out of the studio. "Now what?"

"Ahem." A driver gestures them into the limo. "Do you need to anywhere?"

"What is there to see?"

"Aww...I wanted to go home..."

"Zhao, while we're out, we should look around a little more than last time. Staying at the house will not do any good."

"...Ok..."

"We are new here, could you give us a tour around the city?"

"Sure. Hop in." They get inside and drove into the city. "This is really when you get downtown. Hostess bars, strip clubs, casinos and massage parlors are normally here. It's like Sin City for us. If you're into that stuff, go. Not? Get the hell out of here."

"What are they? I know the first ones, but are the last two?"

"Casinos is where you play with your money to get more money, basically. People often go bankrupt due to casinos. Massage parlors are when you get a massage basically. Usually with a pretty lady."

"Ooh, I want to go into one!" Zhao gets a glare from Yuanji. "Phht, the lady would just take my money." The drive next to a tall building. "This is where this new guy lives and does his business stuff."

"Knmph."

"Not that business. Ever heard of Zhong Hui?" The four get tense when they heard his name. "Oh? What about him?"

"He's this guy who went into a Calvin Klein place, and immediately got a job there. He then went to Abercrombie & Fitch later, made more money as that, and then he is also a hair stylist. He is the most requested by celebirties to get their hair done, so he has a long waiting list. Then he endowed money into stocks, and made a lot more. He is also a business person too, most of the money he gets are from stocks. He never loses, for some reason. I've heard he has an underground gambling ring around in the downtown area. But you think I'm just speaking rubbish."

"...That's where he is? I see..." Jia Chong stares at the building as they drive past it, and up in the building, Zhong Hui looks out, and looks at the limo closely. "Hmph. Still alive, aren't you? Don't worry, your time will come. Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!" A housekeeper walks in and turns on the vacuum over his laughing. "Hey! Go do that somewhere else!" She couldn't hear him. "Hello?! Shut it off!"

"No...no...I clean now..."

"Can you at least take it over there?!"

"...No...No...I stay here..."

"Argh..."

Zhuge Liang looks like Jesus, just saying.

What a twist! It turns out that Miyako was not who what you saw in the past chapters. It was just another her! But seriously, multiple personality disorder is not something you could just cure with medicine. But I'm making it easy on myself and not deal with the scientific nerdy stuff and just defy the physics here.

It's not a date, it's a raisin.

That housekeeper is based on that lady from Family Guy. Consuela, right?

When I see Ling Tong, I play "Dude (Looks like a Lady)" by Aerosmith in my head. Also, Zhang He, Zhou Yu, and maybe Sima Yi if I felt like it.

To be honest, if I had a teacher that resembled Zhang Chunhua, I would be staring at her during the entire lesson. Not at her chest, but just look in awe on how she resembled her. Okay, I may look at her chest. But I doubt I'm getting a substitute like that.

Zhuge Dan strikes with his police brutality nightstick!

Gan Ning with a gun? Holy crap...

Stereotypical gunfight scene from every action movie, yeah!

Handsome otaku don't exist, do they? Well, except in Sket Dance with Kazuyoshi Usui.