Ok This Can Be Blamed On My Own Ignorance As Well As That Of AT&T. I Did Not Know That Naruto Has Not Fought Madera Uchiha And Have Been Watching Or At least Trying To Watch Shippuden For A Battle That Is Not Coming. Not That I Could Get Passed The Opener Most Times. This Is Where The Stupidity Of AT&T Comes In. Those Idiots Have Been Screwing With My Service For The Past 3 Months. As Soon As Payday Comes Around I'm Going To Clear Or Maybe Even HughesNet If That Doesn't Work But What I Am Sure Of Is That AT&T BLOWS! Any Way I'm Going To Start Where I Left Off And Throw In At least 3 Sex Scenes Before I Go To The 3rd Installment Known Simply As Recovery. Anyway We Have A Story To Complete And Just As A Warning For Those Of You Who Are Prudent The Third Sex Scene Will Be Shota Between Konohamaru And Udon And Will Be Marked As Shota So You Can Avoid It If You Like But All You Normal People Can Enjoy. And Now Onward!

"All that's left are Zetsu and Tobi and both of them are idiots so maybe they aren't coming." Sasuke said. It had been twelve hours since Kisame had joined the group protecting what was left undestroyed in the leaf and the youngest Uchiha was getting impatient.

"He doesn't know?" Kisame asked.

"How would he? I never allowed him anywhere near that person."

"But you still could have told him."

"Maybe, but I didn't want to worry him unnecessarily."

"But it could-"

"Would you two assholes stop talking about me like I'm not here!" Sasuke said bashing Kisame and Itachi's heads together. "Now who is that person!"

"Madara Uchi-" Itachi clamped a hand over Kisame's mouth.

"Madara Uchiha?" Naruto asked. "He's dead right? And even so he'd be older than Baa-San."

Sasuke looked at his brother. "Is that why no one outside the Akatsuki has seen him?" he asked his eyes wide. "Is Zetsu really Madara Uchiha."

Kisame laughed not his usual cruel condescending laugh. It was actually… amused. Sasuke glared at Kisame making him laugh harder. "Dude I've gotten the perfected version of the Uchiha stare so many times yours is nothing." He sighed as his laughter died off.

Sasuke turned to Itachi. "Is he or isn't he?"

"No." Itachi said. "Tobi is."

"We might not have to deal with them though. Madara is good at running away and Zetsu is recon. I've honestly never seen him fight." Kisame said. "Guess I came for nothing."

Itachi planted his shoe in the back of Kisame's head. "Nothing am I?"

Naruto reached into his coat and pulled out the small blue slug. "Katsuya, please tell Baa-San to have a patrol set up. We think the attack might be over but please warn us if anything happens."

"Yes Naruto-Kun." The little animal (1) said politely (2).

"Sasuke-Kun? Let's Go Home." The Blonde smiled holding out his hand.

Sasuke smiled his black and blue eyes sparkling. He grasped his boyfriend's hand and the leapt to the Uchiha district, Itachi and Kisame close behind.

A/N: Well That's It. Review If I Still Have A Fanbase Of Any Kind. I'll Make The Other Three Smut SasuNaru, ItaKisa, And KonoUdo. Please Vote On Whichever You Would Like To See First Or This Will Be The Order. I Have A Template For All Three And If There's Anything You'd Like To See In Any Of These Pairings Please Post It In A Review! Thanks For Reading And Being Patient.

1: Katsuya Is So Adorable! ^_^

2: She's The Only Sanin Summon That's Actually Nice To Humans. The Other Two Talk Shit All The Time.