HOLY CRAP!! I can't believe it's been A YEAR since I updated! I am SOO sorry, but don't worry, I'm back!! With 2 chappies this time! WHEEE!!!! I'm updating His Girlfriends Lover in the next few days too, so look out 4 that also

#91: number of pies Pai has actually eaten to see which kind of him tastes best (I think it's apple, but that's just my opinion)

#92: number of Pudding's it takes to screw in a lightbulb (but you'd have to stack them one on top of the other so that she's tall enough)

#93: number of outfit changed Zakuro goes through each morning (isn't it gonna be hidden underneath her uniform anyway?)

#94: number of cafés that don't consider the TMM café competition based on Keiichiro's cooking

#95: gallons of sugar Ichigo has digested in her lifetime (that explains a LOT…)

#96: maximum number of seconds the gang can deal with Tart before completely choking him to death (personally, I'd only deal with him for 6 seconds, so bravo 4 them)

#97: number of kish's Kish can eat in a day before giving up and deciding people must just like "him" because he's soo delicious (can't argue there D)

#98: number of mints Mint needs after a cup of tea – otherwise people refuse to talk to her – a whiff of her breath after that tea could kill an elephant, or, better yet, MASAYA!

#99: number of Ryou fanclubs Keiichiro is the proud president of (hey, I would be too)

#100: number of beatings Mew Robena will receive once the TMM gang reads this ((gulp))

((((((BONUS ROUND))))))

#101: number of bloody noses Zakuro's given Tart after catching him sniffing her towel in their bathroom the TMM house (which I totally just invented… yay me)

#102: number of clones Pudding (& ONLY Pudding) whishes there were of Tart

#103: number of pieces of Keiichiro's "to die for" (literally) chocolate cake Zakuro's had to stuff into bra to keep from eating it

#104: number of cafés that DO consider the TMM Café a threat based on the waitresses D

#105: number of psychiatrists Lettuce goes through in a month

#106: number of mental institutions that have rejected Pai because he's not their "cup of tea" (remember his phase of wearing Lettuce's bras & panties on his head??)

#107: number of anger management classes Mint's flunked out of (wonder why that is)

#108: Ryou's Keiichiro IQ (… I don't actually know if that's GOOD or not, but we're gonna pretend it is, mmkk?? & also, if you know what IQ means, please lemme know)

#109: number of pounds Ichigo wants to lose by the official "swimsuit season" (too bad she only weighs about half that… little too much sugar this morning, eh?)

#110: number of cookies offered to Kish by the rest of the gang is he'll just SHUT UP!!!

Once again, I am SOO sorry that I haven't updated in a YEAR!! I promise I'll update more often!! & also, sorry if they're not that funny, I'm trying to re-learn this over again!! Thank you's to come the end of the next chappie!!! R&R & I MISSED YOU!!