Weeks passed, and the list went from five to four as Cody Rhodes was Roman's assigned roomate for a night. Seth and Dean were only able to get two beds, so Roman was left to fend for himself. He chuckled a bit at the thought. Roman crept down the hall, checking to see if Hunter and his company were at it. They were. What Roman didn't hear was Stephanie watching in aroused joy. He crept back to his room, and crossed Cody off the list as he saw he had gone to bed and was fast asleep.
Over the next few weeks, four led to two, then two into one, as sadly, Cena was right next door, banging the headboard with his estranged girlfriend. Reigns looked at the list, then at the one Superstar left on the list, the one everyone already knew was gay. How could the COO be cheating on his wife with Darren Young? That would explain his sudden push, and feud with Titus O'Neil.
"When you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth." It was one of Reign's favorite Sherlock Holmes quotes, yed his deductions led him to someone he knew was not the culprit.
But, wait. What if Boy wasn't really a boy, but a tomboy, and 'boy for short? that would mean one of the Divas. Who in the locker room is a tomboy and being pushed? He didn't need to think long. AJ Lee. Of course.
The next night on Raw, AJ Lee skipped down the hallway, followed slowly by Reigns. She knew he was there, watching her, from her nights with Kane. It was a sense she had picked up. Just like she had picked up submission holds from Daniel Bryan, or Promotion skills from CM Punk, or in-ring stamina from John Cena, or thinly veiled in-ring sexuality and boasting from Dolph Ziggler. Every one of her on-screen relationships had been ploys to glean what she needed from each willing victim. Still the fans failed to see her genius, calling her a slut, or a whore.
She chuckled as she skipped along. Who would be next? Dean Ambrose? she had the instability for it. Maybe Reigns had something to teach her. He certainly was strong, stronger than he looked. Maybe it was just best to just ask him. She stopped skipping, turning around and facing Reigns. He looked surprised that she knew he was there.
"Heyy" she said, twirling her hair and crossing her ankles. She bit her lip and inched into his personal space.
Reigns eyes were everywhere at once. He could easily tell what she was trying to do: her pupils were dialated, and she was really close to him. But what if her closeness was a distraction? he looked around. eyebrows furrowed, sure there was somewhere else he should be looking. Sometimes the simplest answer is the right one.
The office!
Of course! if AJ was here, how could she be there?
Reigns eyes snapped back to AJ, and he grinned at her as if her attempts at seduction were working. He pulled her into a closet, faking his intentions. He pretended not to have a condom, but then when she had one, he had do come up with an excuse. He dashed from there to the office, hearing groaning sounds, Hunter's, which he knew by now, and the mystery man's. Clearly a man. Clearly not AJ, who was topless in a closet.
Reigns dashed back, telling AJ that he had to go, and he was sorry. AJ frowned, slightly dissapointed. Then, she remembered how much he used to hug Seth, and then realized why he left. So he was gay. No big deal. She would still get her man. She always did.
That night, Riegns sat in his room, planning how he would blackmail the COO into giving him the match he wanted. Since his teammates weren't there for him, he would have to take care of himself.