"So...now what?" Beast Boy asked.
"Ummm...we make a prediction?" Cyborg suggested.
"Right." Robin said.
"Ummm...I got nothing." Raven said.
"I agree." Starfire said.
"Me either." BB said.
"Same here." Cyborg said.
"Right." Robin said.
All of a magical sudden...HAY UNA TORMENTA! OH NO OH NO!
"Gasp!" Raven said.
You know spanish?
"Si." Raven said.
Simpatica...
"Siiiiii."
Then all of a magical sudden...again...the author runs out of ideas, stratches her head and throws in Saint H and Shipping-Slob.
"What the hell? Where am I?" Saint H asked.
Your in my fic.
"What the hell? Why?" Saint H asked.
Cuz I said so.
"YOU CAN'T DO THIS!" Saint H said.
"Yeah she can." Shipping-Slob said.
Shipping Slob is right. I am the queen of comedy, I may do as I please.
"You can't just grab random people and throw them into your fic!" Saint H yelled.
Yes I can. Watch.
The author snapped her fingers and then all of a fantastic sudden...THE CAST OF BOY MEETS WORLD IS HERE!
"Topanga!" Cory sang.
"I'm Sean Hunter and I'm a hot guy." Sean said.
"Fuu-fuu-fuuu-feeeeeennnnnnnnnyyyyyy!" Eric sang.
"I'm Topanga and I'm Cory's wife." Topanga said.
The author snapped her fingers and the bmw cast left and the cast of THAT 70'S SHOW CAME ON THE SHOW!
"My name is Fez and laaadiiesss...I'm single." Fez said. "And I like candy."
"Fez shut up! No one likes forneiger poor boys!" Jackie said as she made out with Kelso or was it Hyde? Kelso? Hyde? Gaaahhh! Pick one already woman!
"I'm Eric. And my dad is the nicest guy in the world." Eric said.
"Damn smart ass kid." Red said from another demension...ooooo!
"Damn smart ass author." Red said and the author pouted.
The cast then left and the author sighed.
So now I need you guys to make a prediction so that way I can get on with the story.
"How about no?" Saint H said.
Saint H was then struck by lightning.
"Ok! I get it!" He said.
"What would it be like if Slade was a good guy." Shipping-Slob asked.
"Beep Boop Bop...Slade as a good guy now loading." The machine said as it showed a clip.
A small child was hanging from a building...with one hand...and in the other hand he held a small kitten.
"DAADDDDYYYY! I'M SORRY! I DON'T WANT TO BE IN TIMEOUT ANYMORE!" Blanket said.
"He he! Blanket! Let's play superman!" Michael Jackson said as he pushed Blanket off the building.
"AHHH!" Blanket cried then all of a sudden...
"NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA! SLADE! SLADE!" That sound could only mean one thing...
"Look! Up in the sky! It's red x!"
"No it's killer moth!"
"No! It's a guy who has a corny theme song!"
"Your mom has a corny theme song." A girl said.
"Shut up! She does not!" The guy said.
"Yeah she does."
The guy's mom ran out singing her theme song.
"When there's trouble you know who to call...mom!
In my kitchen I can see it all...mom!
When there's messes on the attack,
you can rest knowing they'll get bitch smacked.
Cuz I am a wannabe gangsta...mom! go!
1234 ho! mom!"
"Wow your right." The guy said.
Back to Slade...
Slade flew up in the air and grabbed the kid, saving him.
"Wow! Thanks mister!" Blanket said.
"Your welcome my lil child." Slade said in a gay voice, since he's now gay since he's not a super villian anymore.
"HEHE! YOU LOOKIN FOR A FIGHT!" Michael Jackson sang.
"Bring it on he bitch!" Slade said.
They then had a fight like charlie seen and michael jackson did in scary movie 3. And Slade won.
The titans ran over to Slade.
"Geez..mister...you sure are strong!" Robin said in a lil kid voice.
Slade saw Robin and gasped.
'That hair...that oufit...those eyes...omg that boy is hawt!' He thought.
"Why thank you." Slade said smiling.
Robin gasped.
'That orange...that black...that eye...that mask...omg that man is hawt!' Robin thought.
Raven, who can read minds, shuddered and ran away for her sanity.
"Why your welcome." Robin said.
All of a sudden there went the slade alarm which went like this.
"LET'S GET READY TO RRRRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMBBBBBBBBBBBBLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEE WITH THE BAD GUYS SLADE!"
"That was lame." Beast Boy said.
"And so is your outfit but I best be going." Slade said as he ran over to his secret lair.
Secret lair
Slade turned on his tv of justice to see the author of this fic.
"Slade! I have a problem!" The author said.
"What?" Slade asked.
"My Cyborg is stuck in a tree!" The author cried.
Meanwhile..
"Help! I'm stuck in a tree!" Cyborg yelled.
Unmeanwhile..
"Don't worry! I'll get him down!" Slade said as he turned to get his pants of justice since he was in his boxers of justice.
He then got his breakfast cereal of justice but oh no! It was the breakfast cereal of evil! ahhh!
"Take this evil!" Slade yelled and he began to punch the cereal box until it was dead.
He then ran out of the secret lair and ran to the tree.
Saint H stopped him.
"Wait! You gotta help me! My 50 cent is stuck in a tree!" Saint H cried.
Meanwhile in a tree...
"Yo I'm 50 cent and I'm stuck in a tree with cyborg who's pant is a size 3." 50 rapped as Cyborg did his bunny hop.
unmeanwhile with saint h and slade
"Umm...is he stuck in a tree with cyborg?" Slade asked.
"Uh..yeah."
"Let's...go!" Slade said as he got into his Slade mobile of justice!
"Time to listen to the radio station of justice!" Slade said as he turned it to the justice station of corny theme songs.
"Yo danny phantom he was just 14 when his parents build a very strange machine, it was design to view a world unseen, he's gonna catch them all cuz he's danny phantom!" Slade sang.
He then got to the tree and grabbed a ladder.
"I'm Slade...and I'm saving 50 cent and Cyborg...and I have a spatula in my hand..." Slade opera'd as he climbed up the ladder and saved them.
He then handed cyborg and 50 cent to saint h and the author who looked at him funny.
"Ummmm thanks." They said.
Meeting of the authors
"Order! This meeting of the authors is now in session!" A tall guy said as Terra Logan stepped forward.
"We have been getting some complaints about the new Slade hero dude." She said.
"Who's complaining? I like to kick their ass right now!" Silver Tigress 07 said.
"You feeling luck punk?" Lexi The Writer said.
"Omg Lexi! I didn't know it was you!" Silver said bowing down with the others as the queen of comedy walked up to the podium.
"So Slade saved Cyborg from a tree and Raven said he and robin have crushes on each other." Lexi said.
"And he ate my car!" Saint H said and the others stared at him.
"Your suppose to bow down to me!" He yelled.
The others did not budge.
"Ummmm no one elected you anything of comedy." Terra said.
"I demand an election then!" Saint H said.
"There's no time." Lexi said as Silver forced Saint H to bow down before her almighty comedy skills.
"We need to have a plan." Terra said.
"I have one! Let's watch South Park!" Green-Husky said.
"Yeah!" Everyone cheered and they ran to watch South Park.
Back to Slade..
Slade skipped down the street and sang a song of justice.
"Look at me! I'm peter pan, hehe!"
Oops. Wrong song.
"Look at me! I'm Super Slade! I'm a superhero! I save cats and dogs and bats and logs cuz I am a nice guy!"
And then he was shot.
-end of clip-
"That was awesome!" Saint H cheered.
"No it wasn't, now everyone thinks I'm in love with Slade." Robin said.
"We all already know that." Shipping-Slob said.
"Yeah" The others said.
Yeah.
"IT'S ALL A LIE!" Robin cried as he ran to his room and sobbed.
Lol, about time he left.
"Yeah. Party time!" The others said as they danced to a song on homestarrunner dot com.
Hello my fans, reviewers and minions! I have come back from many long break of summer. That's summer break in indian talk. So I been reading all your reviews and been pondering between them, all the ideas and raps. Made me think. A lot. So I came up with two possible predictions. Slade being a good guy and the teen titans on the apprentice for Slade with other all loved villians. Then I began to think about what each chapter would be filled with. Love, angst, and Beast Boy running after a barnyard chicken. So after thinking about this again for another week or so, I decided. Slade being a good guy would be in this chapter. Since you all are probably wondering why I chose this over the apprentice let me explain. I have already got done with Jerry Springer saga and I kinda want to ween off the reality shows for now. So yeah. Oh and I been getting loads of reviews from all of you and I would like to say thank you for your support and funny reviews. I mean compared to other funny fics, 9 chapters with almost 200 hundred reviews is pretty darn good. I mean wow..I never excepted that many. And if I do my math right, that's like 20 reviews per chapter! So now I have the fun task of answering reviews.
Valda Lol. Thanks for the bows.
gladdecease I love your ideas, I might even put them in my chapters later on.
Fkd In Da Head Ummm I forget. But I so did not steal it from you, I swear. Or any other authors, just came up with it one day.
Dark Spirit Raven Why thanks, I'm glad you think my fics rock.
Green-Husky Yeah well I laughed my a-- off.
Blue Wallpaper Yeah I'm using your idea after the next chapter, not this one but the one after it.
Saint H ummm I can rap too
yo I'm lexi and I am a hilarious writer
I burn up flames with my teal blue lighter
Jackie Chan is not a street fighter
and yes Saint H my rap is tighter
so this means my future is looking a lil brighter
and now I think I'll pull an all nighter
and yes between you and me you are whiter
cuz you can't rap to put out a forrest fire
so now I be preachin to this choir
and I'm not going home as a little crier
not like saint h who now needs to retire
I may not rap like kayne west's behind the wire
but hell I think this rap be flyer.
word.
and for the record. I hate rap. Long live punk and rock and roll and alternative!
the lone psychopath yup me too
TheKidFromTheSouth that's cool! you should read my rap for Saint H's review
ZeroVX hmmmm I'll think about it
Shadowofazarath yup.
Calda Pesca492 k.
Karasu Luxa Yoru riiiiight...cyborg! take her to the landfill! (cyborg throws Karasu in the landfill) jk! lol.
Chibi Scooby I hate rap too! yay for us!
tigerchic121 yup.
Overactive Mind I know spanish, but I'll use it later on. Oh and yeah it is based on the what if machine.
Phantom Moon Your welcome.
Momiji-momo yay.
mrmistofflelees oh I will...I will.
Shipping-Slob sure why not...
rea and bb fan lol ok.
MyMonkeyIsOrange oh yeah? well my monkey is pink and black. ooooooh what now?
TheSkeet yeah I laughed when I wrote it too.
Wave Maker hey, you can't be any worse than that guy from beverly hills 90210
Terra Logan Yeah they do. Oh and loosen your grip, beast boy is choking..
Muggleborn22 yup, I do. And I rock everyone elses too.
well I hoped you enjoy the chapter, but it's late and I best be going to bed, adios!
Lexi The Writer