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Of all of the vacations I've ever been on, including the one where Emmett got Jasper and I arrested in Japan, this had to be the worst.

If it were under different circumstances, I knew I'd be bursting with happiness right now. After all, I love Bella like a sister and I guess that Edward can be nice when he thinks about it but they really need to start respecting my privacy. I mean, they followed me on my private vacation with my husband and they expect me to be okay with that. At least one of them (and I'm pretty sure it's Edward) must be a little touched in the head.

With a jolt the plane hit the runway and I heard Jasper let out a sigh of relief. I squeezed his hand sympathetically, the poor thing. I knew he didn't like flying much – too many emotions in an enclosed space – and with a war of epic proportions going on between me and my dear brother the flight must've been far from easy for him.

A vision flashed before my eyes, jerking me out of my reverie. I knew whose decision had caused it – Edward had been tormenting me with horrible images of the future throughout the entire journey. I thought I had gotten rid of him for good when I had started singing 'Every time We Touch' in my head.

I felt my eyes widen as the scene played before me. Edward was sitting on my bedroom floor, happily cutting up a piece of leather. It took me a few seconds to realise what the scrap of leather was and when I did I let out a gasp of horror. My brand new leather boots – the designer ones with the red ribbons – were lying in pieces on the floor. If I had not been on an aircraft full of innocent humans I would've killed Edward right then. But I was and so I contented myself by glaring at him and hissing,

"Touch my leather boots and the Volvo gets it."

The smirk on Edward's face vanished in an instant. I didn't need to elaborate – he knew the amount of pink spray paint and glitter that was stored up in the attic.

At last, the aeroplane shuddered to a halt.

I leapt out of my seat at once (ripping the seatbelt in the process) eager to get off the wretched plane. Jasper grinned at me, kissing me on top of the head and sliding out of his seat gracefully. I was about to follow him when I noticed Edward standing parallel to me.

He took a step back, grinning wickedly. "After you, Alice." To someone outside of our family, he would be the epitome of politeness. Only I heard the menacing edge to his voice.

"Why, thank you, Edward." I mimicked, flashing him a wide smile and following Jasper toward the top of the plane, where one of the air hostesses was bidding the passengers farewell.

Anger flared up inside me when I realised it was her. The stupid little girl who had developed a liking for my husband. How dare she even come near Jasper? I didn't need to see the future to know that she would pay…maybe not right now, but she would get her comeuppance soon enough.

"Thank you for flying with us! Enjoy your vacation!" she gave an elderly couple a vapid smile as they exited the aircraft.

It was our turn to leave the aeroplane when Jasper turned to thank to the air hostess. I felt the fury well up inside of me. If he wasn't careful he'd be next on my list of people I wanted to kill (which was growing considerably large at this point).

He smiled at the airhostess, who looked ready to explode with happiness. "Thank – ahh!"

I grabbed his collar and yanked him down to my level, smiling sweetly. "Come on, Jasper dear, let's not hold everyone up." I dragged him out of the plane without a backwards glance.

The four of us walked to baggage claim in silence. Well, not complete silence – Edward and Bella were still laughing about the airhostess as we collected our bags.

Fifteen minutes and nineteen suitcases later, we exited the tiny airport and went in search of our cruise boat that would take us to our hotel. After a while, we located the boat with the sign 'Cullen' over it. I frowned up at it.

"Something's wrong." I murmured and everyone turned to look at me.

"What do you mean?" Edward asked, automatically tightening his hold on Bella.

Jasper was staring at the boat in confusion. "She means that the boat is too big. When we booked it, it was only for the two of us. So why –"

Jasper was cut off by a familiar, booming laugh that echoed around the harbour.

I felt my jaw drop. "No way." I shook my head in disbelief. "That's not possible. It can't be…"

Two familiar people jumped up from their hiding places on the boat. "SURPRISE!" Emmett and Rosalie called, grinning at us like maniacs.

I felt the anger returning again and I added two more individuals to my list. I stomped up the gangplank to where a joyful Emmett was waiting.

"Hey Alice!" he pulled me into one of his bone-crushing hugs. "Are you surprised? After I got kicked off the runway, I started thinking how fun it would be if we all went on vacation together!"

"We took the private jet so we'd beat you here." Rosalie added from behind me.

I heard Bella let out a gasp. "You guys have a jet?!"

At this point, everyone (except for me) laughed. "And then we both agreed that three days wasn't long enough." Emmett continued, going over to hug Bella. "So we booked two weeks at the resort. Isn't that great?"

A/N: You know you want some muffins...so, review! It means so much to both of us! The leather boots thing is a reference to our other story 'The Insanity of Eternity', so check that out for more Cullen-related madness! Stay tuned for Bella's next chapter...how will Alice react to Emmett's "wonderful" news? You'll have to wait and see!