The demon of the Merry Go!

Summary: I get sucked into the TV while watching One Piece! (don't worry peoples, it's the funimation dub) I annoy Zolo to no end, drool over Sanji, and have fun with the crew.

Disclaimer: Though I own the ways to annoy him, I do not own Zolo, Sanji, or any character in One Piece.

Chapter 10: My friend Raven

"Time to invite another friend!" I said.

Zolo froze. "She's gonna annoy me, right?"

"Quite the opposite, Mold Spot!" I grinned. "She's a huge fan girl of your's!" Raven, my friend, appeared.

"ZOLO!!" Raven rushed over and hugged him.

Zolo relaxed a little. "Uh...Hi."

"I'm your biggest fan!" She exclaimed. Zolo smiled.

"Cool." He replied and went to go take a nap.

I laughed, "Jeez, he doesn't want me to annoy him yet he gives me so many endless opportunities!" I uncapped a pink marker.

Raven said, "Please don't annoy Zolo."

I got another evil idea when I saw Sanji fawning over Nami and Robin. "Ok, compromise. You can annoy Sanji by sticking all his pots to the celling."

"Yay," Raven replied.

An hour later, Zolo woke up to pink marker on his face. He discovered this by rubbing at his eyes. On his stomach was a note.

Sanji wuz here.

"That cook is gonna die!" Zolo muttered.

Meanwhile, Sanji entered the kitchen as a pot fell on his head. Sanji instantly noticed all his pots glued to the celling. He read a note on the table.

Zolo wuz hear

"That swordsman is gonna pay!" Sanji mumbled. The two pissed off pirates attacked each other and fought without any words spoken other than insults. Finally, after ten minutes of intense fighting, Sanji asked, "Why did you glue all my pots to the celling?"

Mold Spot laughed, "I could annoy you way more easily than by doing that. Why did you decoate my face?"

"I didn't," Sanji responded.

"But you left a note!" They shouted in unison. Also in unison, they looked at me.

Unable to control it any longer, I burst out laughing. "You two are too easy!" I gasped.

Sanji hugged me. "Very funny, Kira." He smiled.

"Oh, I just left the note, Sanji. Raven glued all your pots to the celling. She gets the credit for that one." I replied.

Zolo roared, "You are 99.9 percent evil!"

I looked at him. "What about the last one percent?" Zolo unsheathed Wado.

"And one percent dead!" Zolo chased me as Raven disappeared.

Author's note: Sorry for not updating fast. Major case of Writer's Block. And about the note I left for Sanji, I purposely used hear instead of here. If you review, you get to dye Zolo's hair any color you want!