((Quick note: This is the only chapter I'm uploading for this fanfiction today, I'm just gonna read and relax from my adventures.))
"Oakwyrm wants the Allies-plus Canada-to sing Zero to Hero from Hercules, in means of directing it to America!" -TayZay
"Yay!" -America
[BRITAIN]
Whoa, yeah!
Bless my soul
Am was on a roll
[FRANCE]
Person of the week in the Greek opinion poll
("Hey!" -Greece)
[CHINA]
What a pro!
[RUSSIA]
Am could stop a show
[CANADA]
Point him at a monster and you're talkin' SRO
[BRITAIN]
He was a no one!
[ALLIES]
A zero, zero
[CANADA]
Now he's a honcho!
[ALLIES]
He's a hero!
[FRANCE]
He was a kid with his act down pat
[ALLIES]
A zero to hero
In no time flat
Zero to hero!
[RUSSIA]
Just like that
[FRANCE & CHINA]
When he smiled
The girls went wild
With, "Oohs" and "Ahhs"
[CANADA & RUSSIA]
And they slapped his face on every vase
[BRITAIN]
On every vase
[ALLIES]
From appearance fees and royalties
Our Herc had cash to burn
Now nouveau riche and famous
He could tell you
What the Americans earn.
Say amen
There he goes again
Sweet and undefeated
And an awesome 10 for 10
Folks lined up
Just to watch him flex
And this perfect package
packed a pair of pretty pecs
Alfie, he comes
He sees, he conquers
Honey, the crowds were going bonkers!
He showed the moxie brains, and spunk
From zero to hero, a major hunk
Zero to hero
[BRITAIN]
And who'da thunk?!
[CANADA]
Who put the glad in gladiator?
[ALLIES]
Amer-i-ca!
[FRANCE]
Whose daring deeds are great theater?
[ALLIES]
Amer-i-ca!
[BRITAIN]
Is he bold?
[ALLIES]
No one braver
[RUSSIA]
Is he sweet?
[ALLIES]
Our favorite flavor!
America, America
America, America
America, America
[ALLIES]
Bless my soul
Herc was on a roll
[BRITAIN & FRANCE]
Undefeated
[ALLIES]
Riding high
[CANADA]
And the nicest guy
[ALLIES]
Not conceited
[RUSSIA]
He was a nothin'
[ALLIES]
A zero, zero
[BRITAIN]
Now he's a honcho
[ALLIES]
He's a hero
[CANADA, BRITAIN & FRANCE]
He hit the heights at breakneck speed
[BRITAIN]
From zero to hero
[CANADA]
Am is a hero
[FRANCE]
Now he's a hero
[CHINA]
Yes indeed!
"I'm the freaking hero!" -America
"WHOO! I'm so proud of you all!" -TayZay
"..." -Allies, except America :P