Disclaimer: Don't own Naruto or Deadpool. I really wished I did, cause then both would turn out so much cooler. (sigh)
Pairing: Naruto/Hinata, Deadpool/Kurenai and MORE!
Rating: M
Chapter 10: The Secret Revealed
It's been six years since the kids began at the Ninja Academy, and they all changed into strong future ninja. In that time, Naruto and all his friends learned all they needed to know about Taijutsu, Ninjutsu, and Genjutsu. Deadpool, to everyone surprise, became a ANBU. But instead of wearing the ANBU gear, Deadpool decided to go with his costume he wore when he worked for Weapon X. His once red and black costume was replaced by his all black, sleeveless costume, showing his deformed looking arms. But his friends weren't afraid of it. They said that Weapon X might have messed up how he looked, but they still thought he was a good person. And thanks to Deadpool being around, Sasuke and the rest of his clan didn't try anything to hurt Naruto. The Uchiha has been dishonored not by Deadpool beating them constantly, but by Sarutobi finding out that they have been attacking him and Naruto. So the Uchiha clan was considered a second best clan, with the Hyuuga clan being the most respective clan in the leaf village. And Sasuke vowed to bring back his clan's honor. Naruto and his friends, which included Ino now, were excited about it being the day before they become ninjas. And in the six years at the Academy, Ino became friends with Naruto and his friends. But she and Kiba still didn't see eye to eye. They didn't know why, but they would always get on each others nerves. They were walking home for the last time before they graduate and become ninja. "Finally! We're gonna be ninjas after all these long six years! I'm almost dying with anticipation!" Naruto shouted with happiness in his voice.
"Yeah, this was the longest six year of my freaking life! I'm just glad it's finally over!" Kiba agreed with his little dog, Akamaru, yipping happily.
"I hope my sensei likes barbecue!" Choji said hopingly.
"I just hope the Hokage is logical with the team assessment. I'd hate to be assigned to a team that isn't meeting my clan's high standards." Shino piped in, in a emotionless voice.
"I think being a ninja is to troublesome….." Shikamaru yawned.
"I'm hoping I get on a kick ass team." Ino said.
"Y-Yes… I a-also hope w-we all get g-good teams." Hinata stuttered. 'And to be on Naruto's team!' Inner Hinata screamed in Hinata's head. She looked at Naruto, blushed and looked away. Everybody knew Hinata was madly in love with Naruto. Everyone, except Naruto himself. Naruto was oblivious to all the signs everyone else saw Hinata show.
'Poor Hinata….. She fell in love with a idiot.' Kiba thought as they approached his house. He waved bye and the rest of them continued walking. Then Ino decided she wanted to have fun with the shy Hyuuga.
"So………. Are you hoping on being on the same team with any boy in particular, Hinata?" Ino asked in a innocent curious voice. Hinata turned, looked at Naruto, and turned crimson red and looked straight down. Ino started giggling, loving Hinata's reaction when Naruto's involved in anything they talk about. Then they came to Ino's house and she waved bye and went in. One by one, all Naruto's friends were at their houses, except Hinata, who didn't live but a couple blocks away from him. When the two got to Hinata's house, they stopped at the gate.
"See you tomorrow Hinata." Naruto said with his genuine goofy big grin.
"G-Good night, N-Naruto. I-I-I hope w-we get g-good teams t-tomorrow." Hinata said, with a little blush creeping up on her face.
"Yeah… I'm wouldn't mind being on your team, Hinata…. See you tomorrow!" Naruto shouted as he sped off home, leaving a stun Hinata.
'N-N-Naruto w-wants to b-be o-o-on my t-team?' Hinata thought, as she entered her home, in a bit of a daze.
(At Naruto's Home)
Naruto came running in and looked around for Wade, who was making Philadelphia Cheese Steaks at the oven. Wade saw him come in and started talking."Naruto! It's about damn time you graduated from the six year hell hold!" Deadpool sang as he placed six sandwiches on the table.
"Hey! I was waiting six years to say that line!" Naruto joked, getting a chuckle from Wade.
"Well… After dinner, I have a present for you and I know you'll like it. So lets inhale these things and see what Daddy Deadpool has got for you!" Deadpool said as Naruto started eating faster. Truth be told, over the last six years, Wade has come to think of Naruto as if he was his actual flesh and blood. But that still didn't mean he didn't pull horrible tricks on him, like getting Ichiraka to pretend he was gonna close the ramen stand for good. That little April Fools trick almost caused Naruto to have a heart attack. After the two finished dinner, Deadpool led Naruto to his room, and was amazed at what he saw. His entire wall was decorated with various weapons. From a bazooka launcher, to Katana swords, and everything in between. Naruto looked at Deadpool with a astonished expression on his face. And Wade laughed. "Believe it, Naruto. I bought all these neat little weapons for you, since you'll be going on missions soon." Then Deadpool started sniffling. "I'm gonna miss you so much!!" Wade cried, and getting Naruto in a crushing bear hug. Naruto was happy, but quickly found out he couldn't breathe.
"Dad……I…….Can't……..Breathe….." Naruto choked out, gasping for air.
(At The Inuzuka Estate)
"So…. My little brat of a brother is finally a ninja, huh? Good for you." Hana said as she ruffled Kiba's hair.
"Yeah, and I'm gonna be a better ninja then you are, my older snob of a sister." Kiba said smugly as he swatted Hana's hand from off his head.
"Oh, those are fighting words, little man. You really want to start something? Cause you do remember what mom said, don't you? She said, and I quote 'Don't start anything you can't finish.' And you can't finish this." Hana countered, as she taught her little brother into a fight.
"Bring it on, you Banshee!" Kiba answered as he tackled Hana and got her into a head lock. Then Tsume, their mother, entered the room. Shaking her head, smiling, she got their attention.
"Stop fighting pups! This supposed to be a night of happiness, not blood and rough housing!" And with that, Kiba released Hana from the headlock, and Hana let go of Kiba's hair she was pulling.
"But mom, it was just a little fun wrestling match between siblings." Hana reassured as she got up on her feet. "I'm proud Kiba's gonna be a ninja. It gave him the courage to stand up to me." Hana said as Kiba gave her a devilish grin.
"You know what? I'm gonna cut your hair while you're sleeping." Kiba threatened.
"Now, now, pups. Lets celebrate like a loving family should." Tsume said as she and her two children started wrestling again. Tsume sighed. 'Those two are gonna drive me crazy.' And left the room so her children could get all their energy out. Which could take hours.
(At The Hyuuga Estate)
"We're so proud of you Hinata." Hanna said, proud that her daughter finally became a ninja. Hinata smiled.
"Thank you mother. I'm happy I'm finally able to change the Hyuuga clan for the better." Hinata said as she played with her six year old sister, Hanabi Hyuuga. Hanabi giggled.
"Sister, when I get bigger, can I be like you?" The six year old asked in a voice Hinata thought was adorable.
"Sure you can, Hanabi. She'll make a excellent leader for you to follow." Hiashi answered with a approving smile on his face. "You should go get some sleep. Tomorrow you get your team and gonna go on your first mission."
"Yes, father." Hinata said as she went to her room. Both Hanna and Hiashi watched their once little, timid daughter, turn into a beautiful young woman. They both thought the same thing.
'Good luck Hinata.' They thought as they put Hanabi to bed and want to bed themselves.
(Back With Naruto And Deadpool)
"Well, you should hit the hey. Me and the old fart have to talk about something. So……….. Nighty night, don't let the bed snakes, scorpions, and spiders bite." And then Wade disappeared, leaving a grossed out Naruto. Naruto yawned and want to bed………. Little does he know, this night is gonna be the worst night of life.
(With Deadpool)
'I love doing that! The look on his face gets funnier and funnier every time I say that! I should become a comedian! No! Wait! I know! The president of Jamaica! Yeah! The land of the laid back and stoners! Though, I might be too insane you that job….. Lets see…. Which job would a insane mercenary be good at? Think, Wilson, think! I got it! The governor of New York! Yeah! Like, over 86% of the people there are already crazy and killers! So I'll be………..Wait.. Who is that sexy devil?' Deadpool thought as he saw….HIMSELF…. Sneaking out the back of the Hokage building. He disappeared and reappeared in front of the imposter. "Hey you sexy hunk of man, where are you going with that scroll? Because the last time I checked, the Hokage has ownership of those big scrolls……… And the last time I checked, there was only one of me. So, do you care to explain, or can I shoot you in the kneecap?" Wade said as he pointed his Marakov Pistol at the man's leg. And then the other Deadpool erupted into a puff of smoke, revealing a Uchiha clan member. "Uchihas again?! Didn't I beat your sorry asses enough already?"
Then the men started to laugh in a sarcastic voice. "Very funny. You should be a….." The Uchiha began, but Deadpool finished.
"Comedian?! That's what I was just thinking about, not or then a few seconds ago! Then I thought about the president of Jamaica, then the governor of New York, then I saw…….. Wait! What am I saying?! What are you doing here, pretending to be me?! And don't lie, cause I know where you live." Wade said in a serious voice.
(With Naruto)
Naruto was exhausted. Today's final exam at the Academy was harder then all the six years he and his friends spent at the Academy. So he decided to sleep in his clothes he was gonna wear on his assignments. He was gonna wear his new black Army boots, a pair of camouflage pants, a black leather belt with several pouches, (Like Deadpool's) his protective vest, a red long sleeved skin tight shirt, and his black leather fingerless gloves. Naruto to get into bed, but then he heard something. He got out of bed and got his Marakov. He peaked down the hall, and saw nothing. He tip-toed into the living room, with gun at hand. He couldn't see anything, cause the room was…. A little TOO dark. He switch to light on, and was immediately ambushed by three Uchiha clan members, one of them being Fugaku Uchiha, wielding Katana swords. Naruto suddenly jumped out the window, in attempt to escape his pursuers. "You can run, but you can't hide, demon!" Fugaku shouted as he and his men followed close behind. Thanks to Deadpool's training, Naruto was able to jump from building to building as fast as any other ninja, so that proved helpful. Naruto shot once, and struck a Uchiha in the chest, killing him. Fugaku threw a Shuriken, but it simply bounced off Naruto's protective vest. Then Naruto pulled five Shuriken from one of his pouches and flung them behind him. Two missed Fugaku, but the other three got the other Uchiha in the legs, causing him to fall. Then Fugaku flung a Shuriken and struck Naruto in the hand, causing him to drop his gun. The chase continued for 20 minutes until Naruto was struck in the leg by one of Fugaku's Shuriken. He want down, and was pinned down by five more Uchiha that were secretly following them. Fugaku stood over the pinned 14 year old, triumphantly. "You were quite hard to catch demon, but nether the less, I have you now." The Uchiha head laughed as he drew his sword, ready to kill Naruto.
"W-What do you want from me?! I didn't do anything to you!" Naruto asked, fearing this was the end for him. "And why does everyone call me 'Demon'?!"
"Well, since you're gonna die, I see no harm in telling you. You, Naruto Uzumaki, hold inside you the spirit of the Nine-Tailed Fox Demon." Fugaku said, glaring at the petrified Naruto.
"Y-You mean……… T-The demon t-that killed all t-those people 14 years ago is……"
"Yes, you demon carrier! You're the demon fox resurrection, and it's gonna be the Uchiha clan that'll rid you from the earth! After tonight, the Uchiha will regain the respect of the entire village for being the only clan powerful enough to kill the fox demon, once and for ALL!" Fugaku shouted as he brought his sword up to bring the kill. But right before he swung his blade, a bullet shot through his hands. While the Uchiha head dropped to his knees, howling in pain, everybody looked and saw Deadpool, holding a Marakov Pistol.
"You guys really done it this time! First: You try to throw me in jail! Then you try to kill my son! And just now, you just broke a MAJOR law! Which the punishment is…. DEATH!" Wade shouted as he opened fire on the other Uchiha members. Two of the five managed to jump out of the way in time, but the other three were riddled with bullets before they ever hit the ground. Deadpool ran out of bullets so he drew both of his Katana swords and charged the still standing Uchiha. One of them went to take a swing at Wade, but he disappeared before he got to him. Wade reappeared behind him and sliced him straight down the middle. The last Uchiha, scared, retreated. But he didn't get far, cause Deadpool disappeared, then reappeared in front of him. When the Uchiha looked forward , he was impaled in the face by both of Deadpool's swords. Wade looked and saw Fugaku, trying to escape. "Fugaku! Good buddy!"Deadpool called out as he grabbed a grenade from one of his pouches. "Where you going?! I thought this party was…. The BOMB!" Wade shouted as he teleported in front of Fugaku. Wade pulled the pin, and RAMMED the grenade down the handless Uchiha's throat. Fugaku gagged, and Deadpool grabbed him, and flung him as hard as he could straight up into the air. Then….. (KA-BOOM!) Blood and guts and bones came raining down on Deadpool and Naruto. As they both got drenched with raining blood, Wade walked over to the still stunned Naruto. "It's O.K Naruto…….. You're not the demo…..." Deadpool tried to explain, but Naruto wouldn't listen. Naruto made hand sighs and disappeared into a puff of smoke, leaving Wade. Just then, Sarutobi and some ANBU appeared, stunned at the sight of all the dead Uchiha clan members and the blood drenched Deadpool. Wade gave a death glared at them. "Where the FUCK were you guys?!! These mother fuckers almost killed Naruto!! And to make things worse, Naruto knows about the Nine-Tailed Fox being inside him!! That mother fucking bitch Fugaku told Naruto he was a demon that needed to be erased off the face of the earth and he ran off before I could tell him otherwise!! We need to find him before he does something he'll regret!!" Wade shouted in rage as he disappeared, in search of his son.
"Find Naruto immediately!!" Sarutobi ordered his ANBU, who disappeared after nodding. 'Please be O.K, Naruto…. It's not your fault it's in you…'Sarutobi prayed as a single tear rolled down his face.
(In The Forest)
Naruto was running away with tears pouring down his face. He didn't know where he was running, and he didn't care. He thought he was a monster that didn't deserve to exist. All this time Naruto wondered why people hated him, despised him, and always called him 'Demon Child' And know he knew. He carried the most powerful demon in the world, the one that attacked the village 14 years ago. He carried the demon that took so many lives, including the Forth Hokage's. He felt like he will never be forgiven, that he'll always be hated and unwanted. So he ran, and didn't look back. Then he heard a familiar voice, calling his name. "Naruto! Come on man, this isn't funny! Where are you?! Please, come out Naruto! It isn't your fault! I don't hate you like the rest of the fucking village does! Naruto! Hey…… I'm not shouting in my head anymore!! That's awesome!! Wait….. Oh yeah…. NARUTO!!" Deadpool shouted as he jumped from tree to tree, searching for Naruto. Then Wade spotted Naruto, hiding behind a tree. "There you are! Gees, you almost made me crap myself!! If I'm killing people, tell me you're gonna run away before you do it!" Deadpool said, making Naruto remember what Deadpool said the first day he was his father.
"D-Dad….. W-Why do y-you still w-want me?! I-I'm the Nine-Tailed Fox! I'm a monster! I don't deserve to be alive! So why do you care?!" Naruto asked, as tears came streaming from his eyes. Wade sighed heavily, and removed his mask. His face was severely deformed, and caused Naruto to jump back with fear. Then Deadpool spoke in a sad, and serious voice.
"Because…. We're the same. People fear me because of my appearance. And people fear you because of what's in you. Sarutobi said that he wanted me to be your father. When I saw how much people have been mistreating you, it was that night I decided to be your father. I said yes because you deserve a life where you're not suffering alone. Where you had someone looking out for you. It's not you fault you have that damn fox spirit inside you. That was your fate before you were even born. I despise this village for how they've been treating you, but I'll suffer with you if that'll make it easier for you."Deadpool finished, with a tear rolling down his scarred face. Naruto looked at Deadpool, the man who killed people to protect him, who showed no fear in the face of danger, who took on any danger to make she he was O.K, crying in front of him. Naruto ran and hugged his dad, and Wade hugged back.
"Thank you for being there for me……dad." Naruto said as he fell asleep, still hugging Deadpool. Sarutobi and his ANBU showed up and saw Deadpool carrying Naruto on his back, without his mask on. Sarutobi did a double take when he saw Deadpool, but said nothing off his appearance.
"Is Naruto all right?" The Hokage asked, in a voice that was little more then a whisper.
"Yeah… He was really scared at the fact he had a demon in him. But he's fine now. Listen…. Is it O.K if I get Naruto home and into bed? Then we talk about what you wanted to talk about?" Deadpool asked as he put his mask back on.
Despite everything that happened that night, Sarutobi smiled. "Of course, Wade. I'll have my ninja go and clean ANOTHER, mess you made." Sarutobi chuckled, and he and his ANBU disappeared in a puff of smoke.
(Outside Naruto And Deadpool's House)
Deadpool and Sarutobi were standing outside Deadpool's house while Naruto was fast asleep. Wade started. "So, what did you want to talk about?"
"Well, it's like this. I desided the team Naruto's gonna be in. he'll be on a team with Hinata Hyuuga and Shikamaru Nara. His sensei will be Kurenai Yuuhi. But I was gonna do something different for this team. Deadpool, I want you to help Kurenai teach those three kids. Will you do it?" Deadpool looked at Sarutobi and laughed.
"You seriously HAD to ask me that?! No dah I'll do it! Why did you even ask?! Are you insane or something?! Wait…. That's me." Deadpool answered in a surpised voice. Sarutobi chuckled.
"Thank you Deadpool." And with that, the Hokage disappeared in a puff of smoke.
'Well, Naruto Uzumaki…… Prepare to start calling me Deadpool SENSEI!!'
To Be Continued………………………
Wow! That was a very emotional chapter. Wouldn't you say so? Ah well, another awesome chapter! It's Mr. Alaska again! How was th(WHACK!)……(THUD!) Yes! I'm free! It's Deadpool again! I finally escaped from me Cheesy Puff Prison! Oh, don't worry. I only knocked him out with a frying pan to the back of the head! Ha! Serves him right! Anyway, how was that chapter! Mr. Alaska has a poll for who I fight on his profile! I will either fight Wolverine, Omega Red, or Lady Deadthstrike! Come on! Choose Wolverine so I can finally give him a Wet Willy that I've been talking about through out this story! And…. GIVE MORE REVIEWS!!!!! I WANT REVIEWS!!! I'M ADDICTED TO THEM LIKE PAIN PILLS!!!!! I. WANT. REVIEWS!!!!!!!!!! Please.
