15 Things To Do At Wal-Mart

By

VampireApple

Disclaimer: I don't own Danny Phantom or Wal-Mart, or Johnny Depp or Secret Window or Benny and Joon.

Chapter Eight: Security Camera

Quote of the chapie: "The difference between science and magic is that magicians usually know what they're doing."- Ashleigh Brilliant

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Tucker took out his list to see what task he had to do next. It told him he had the following task to complete: Number 9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

Tucker grimaced. "That's gross." But he set off to do his task.

It took him a while to find a security camera, but when he found it, he had to laugh at all the funny face and noses people made when watching him.

"Mommy, what's that boy doing?" one little girl asked.

"Nothing, just don't look at him sweetie," was the mother's reply.

After a few minutes of 'picking his nose' Tucker heard Sam's voice come over the walkie-talkies.

"This is Goth One. I just got yelled at for the first time by a worker."

"Clueless One here. Goth One, I'm not sure being yelled at is a good thing, nor something to be proud of."

"Ah! I beat you. I got yelled at with number six!"

"Not you too Geek One."

"Goth One out."

"Geek One out."

"Fine! Leave me here all alone. I don't care. Clueless One out."

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Kitty: Wow. While I was up north, I met someone who liked Wal-Mart. That was a first for me. (Cherry says - Wait, what? Who was this! I don't remember meeting anyone who likes Wal-Mart! I don't even remember talking to anyone besides your family on vacation. Was it your family?) Wow. And I'm really, really sorry this chapie is up so late. There are three reasons for this (Cherry says - No, not three reasons. Most of the reasons are my fault! And the fact that I finally got you reading one of the best fics ever! Blame that, and my slow beta-ing!):

Number one: I was on vacation.

Number two: I can't write Tucker. I love the dude, yah, but I never feel like I can get him to turn out as funny as I want him too. Is also (part of) the reason this chapie is so short.

Number three and the biggest cause: I fell in love with the movie Labyrinth. Blame Cherry. (Cherry says - Don't blame me, blame the fact that there was nothing better to watch at the movie-themed surprise party!) Actually, don't, cuz I'm so glad she introduced the Underworld to me. If you have not seen to movie, please do so as soon as possible. (Cherry says - This fic's become a common billboard.)

That Bloody Demon: Just tell your sister she can help with the tarrorizing of the Wal-Mart shopers and every thing should be golden. Thanks for your review.

Coolgirlc: Thanks for your review.

Kute Anime Kitty: (Selene 147) Why'd you use my account? And rant all you want. Thanks for your very short review. On my account. (Cherry says - I didn't mean to! It was right after I posted it! I thought I was on mine! Sorry!)

AirGirl Phantom: Thanks for your review.

Kyasarin-Maarukeehii1: Thank you! Yes, 2.20 is not a god deal for a lamb at all. The grand champ pen for chickens got more then both my sheep. The chickens got about $650. Talk about unfair. Sheep are much harder too! Any ways, sorry for the mini rant. And your friend sounds awesome! Thanks for your review.

Turn Signals: Thanks for your review.

Gir The Insane Flamin Ninja: Poor Bob. No one likes getting run over. Or at lest I don't. My sisters might though. They keep annoying me to I keep thretening to run them over with the car then I give them candy I don't want. And Bob should aplozis. And of course you're normal! I talk to the voices in my head, so I'm normal too, right? Right? ... Hello? Thanks for your review.

Phantom Shadow Pirate: Oh! That'd be a great thing to do to a conser! I just meow at them. Oh, here some the men in thw white coats to take me from my nice padded room to see him now. Thanks for your review.

fan-girls2.0: Are both you reading this or just you? Thanks for your review, hey, that kinda rythmed.

Doctor Shadow: I'm sure a few other peopel might jion your hunt, so I'll be sure to up-date every Sunday. Thanks for your review.

Narugirl94: All ya gotta do is find out when the under hot guy from your school works and go there when he's not there. Unless he shops there too, then that might be a problem. Thanks for your review!

Fanficaholic: I can make my self cry, but not as fast nor as well Danny. Man that kid has talent. Thanks for your review.

Thundercan: Ah yes, random. My love. Thanks for your review.

Summers Rage: Thanks for your review.

soccergurl1990: For me, it's a tie between 7,8 and 13. Thanks for your review.

Andrea: That's great! Every one needs a best friend. I have Cherry! YAY CHERRY! Thanks for your review. - (Cherry says - Stop talking about me!)

then DIES: Funny pen name by the way. And yes, leave me alone just fit the chapie. Thanks for your review.

Antanique010- Thank you for your review.

Brittney- Yah know, I never really though of where the Wal-Mart could be, but I know (at lest in my mind and fic) that there is no such evil store in Amity Park. Thanks for your review.

DarkDannyHot- Hehe, yes, so many people have found amusment from Danny's crying on the floor. Thank you for your review.