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Chapter 10 – no eyebrows and a black eye

Alec was glued to the back of the closet; Magnus had found out a month ago when he'd introduced him as his boyfriend to a waitress on their first date, which had caused Alec to scold him for 10 minutes straight. Seriously he had even shook his finger at Magnus, of course this meant that Magnus completely zoned out because he was thinking about how cute Alec was instead which only meant he got into more trouble.

So here he was lying on the sofa face down complaining his heart out to Rags a month later, 'He's so cute Rags but oh my god you wouldn't get him out the cupboard with a crowbar and flamethrower!'

'Hmm.' He heard from the direction of the kitchen; he was always eating and he ate absolutely everything, they hadn't found a food he didn't like yet. 'Have you considered that he's had boyfriend issues?'

Magnus grunted into the sofa.

'That's a no then. Look just give him time he'll come round.'

'But he makes me feel better!' Magnus whined; he was referring about not remembering before 3 months ago, when he was Alec it didn't seem to matter as much and little flashes came to him; a flash of a smile, laughing brown eyes warm with love and a bloody knife. He just couldn't make sense of the images so he locked them away and told no one about them not even Alec. The thing was he thought that if Alec found out he'd stop talking to him, it was a strange fear he knew but he still didn't want to.

At this point Ragnor sat on his head, breaking him out of his thoughts and making him scream in anger and struggle to get him off his head.

OOOOO

Alec sighed and face palmed, he actually face palmed it was that bad. Izzy had shaved one of Jace's eyebrows half off whilst he was asleep before he woke up, panicked and punched her in the face. So in short his brother was missing an eyebrow and his sister had a black eye.

'You're a bitch Izzy! I give you my word as a man that I will avenge my beautiful eyebrow!' Jace screamed across their kitchen at Izzy being restrained by Clary.

'How can you give your word as a man if you have no balls?' Screamed Izzy; from the other side of the kitchen being restrained by her boyfriend Meliorn.

'I have !'

'Clary, he's lying isn't he? He has none!' Clary went red.

'Don't bring my girlfriend into this!'

'She was my friend before your girlfriend!'

'Shut up jackass!'

'Make me no-balls!'

'I HAVE BALLS!'

This echoed down the hallway as Alec slipped out of their apartment, went to his room to change then headed to Magnus's because he wanted company that wasn't ready to rip each other's faces off.

OOOOO

Alec knocked and Magnus opened the door, his face looked flushed and as Alec looked down he noticed he had bare feet and no shirt on.

'What?' Magnus growled then his eyes flew wide. 'Alec, hey, what are you doing here?' He said a little breathlessly.

'Magnus? Why are you not wearing a shirt?'

'Oh!' Magnus waved his hand airily and surprisingly laughed nervously. 'I didn't feel like wearing one.'

Alec frowned slightly 'Can I come in?'

Magnus glanced behind him then shrugged 'Sure, why couldn't you?'

'Umm? Thanks?' He edged past Magnus, felt him shut the door and then stopped as he took in the living room

'Magnus why is there a half naked guy lounging on your couch?'

'Uummmm that's just Rags.'

'Rags is?'

'My best friend?'

'Is that meant to be a question? Why's he topless...just like you.' Alec was getting angry now, what the hell? Was Magnus cheating?

'He is here.' The guy lounging on the couch drawled and Alec noticed him for the first time; he was nicely muscled, like Magnus, with a six pack and buff arms. He had white blonde hair; so pale you could just call it white and leave off the blonde. He cracked open an eye and rolled it towards Alec, Alec felt a rush of jealousy as he saw how green his eyes were; he knew that they were the colour of his ancestors eyes and himself with his own deep blue ones would be almost unrecognisable to his ancestors.

'Rags was it? Why are you topless?'

'Because I hate shirts and love my body?'

'Why is Magnus topless?'

'Because I prefer him without a top.' Ragnor shrugged.

Magnus gagged behind him 'Rags shut up and stop messing with him.'

'Well at least you chose a pretty one Maggie.'

'Out Rags.' But Magnus smiled at him as the other boy managed to slouch upwards and slink to the door.

Before he left though he patted Alec on the back rather harshly and whispered in his ear 'Don't worry me and Mags are just friends however I'd keep my eyes on Camille if I was you; she wants him back and she'll target anyone in her way.' Then he smiled. 'It was nice meeting you just remember the warning.' He looked sad for a moment then hugged Magnus and slunk out of the door which Magnus had reopened.

He closed the door then walked over to Alec and pushed him down on the recently vacated couch. 'So seeing as you're here and no one else is shall we make out a little?'

'Are you really not cheating on me?' Alec looked up with wide, hopeful eyes.

'Of course not, you're silly for even thinking it!'

'Oh good!' Alec smiled and leaned upwards to kiss Magnus but he pushed Alec back down and kissed him fiercely forcing him to lie back on the couch at which point Magnus straddled his chest and continued to kiss Alec.

This continued for about 20 minutes with the only change being Alec rolling his hips and flipping them onto the floor with him on top.

Their lips were still locked and their hands roaming over each other and through each other's hair when Alec's phone buzzed in his pocket making him jump and sit up and grab for his phone.

'Aaaawwww who is it? Why are they interrupting our fun?'

'Aw shit; it's Jace.'

'Well why's he texting you and ruining my fun?'

'Your fun? Our fun! And Izzy deleted his whole collection of Big Bang Theory off the TV.'

'That's nice...now can we continue?'

'Hhmmm where were we?' Alec grinned and started to lean forward then his phone buzzed again and he looked down.

'Who is it this time?'

'Izzy...'

'Why is she texting you?'

'I don't know Jace did something and she's really pissed off. Oh dear!'

'Who cares?' Magnus leaned forward and reclaimed Alec's lips for a few minutes before his phone buzzed again.

'UGH!' Magnus threw his hands up in the air and gave Alec an imploring look.

'I'm sorry sweetie.'

'Sweetie?'

'Don't like it?'

'Love it; I just thought I'd be the first to introduce soppy nicknames!'

'Oh okay.'

'Can we kiss again now?'

'Hang on let me check why Izzy is pissed off...'

Alec squeaked and looked scared.

'What? What is it?' Magnus took hold of Alec's shoulders and shook them gently.

'Aww shit, he's ssoooo dead!'

'Who?'

'Jace.'

'What did he do?'

Alec looked up with wide eyes 'He Tie-Died all of her clothes.'

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