1 Piece screwed up rewind

By: FunahoMisaki

(A/N: I own nothing and read last chapter)

"Hey Ace? What was your little brother's name again?" Marco the Pheonix asked almost casually as he stared at something in the paper, making the crew around them groan slightly while the pyromaniac in question perked up happily.

"Oh you mean Luffy? His name's Monkey D. Luffy. He's a bit of a crybaby and not very strong but he's the most adorable baby brother ever and he's so useless on his own it's kinda cute. He's also really clueless like a little kid." Ace said his brother complex showing itself as he happily chatted about his precious baby brother for about two minutes.

"Why?" Ace asked looking at Marco after he was done, the flaming chicken getting more than a few glares from his other brothers and sisters for getting Ace started.

"Oh no reason. I'm just looking at his record breaking first bounty." Marco said as casually as he could and making Ace pause as he processed that information in his mind before he nearly flew over to look at the bounty that Marco was now holding up.

"90,000,000? What the fuck did you do Luffy?!" Ace asked shocked as he stared at the bounty that dwarfed his first one. His weak innocent little adorable crybaby of a brother had such a record breaking first bounty! Seriously had he attacked a secure Marine Facility by accident or something because this was ridiculous!

"Someone must have hit him on the head or something and made him dangerous or maybe they framed him! Who hurt my baby brother? I'll burn them alive! How dare someone hurt or frame my weak crybaby adorable baby brother?!" Ace ranted for a solid ten minutes on the things he was going to do to the person who dared hurt or frame his beloved baby brother.

"Why didn't you tell us he was married though? We could have sent a wedding gift." Marco asked mildly a few minutes into the rant when Ace paused to take in a breath in order to keep going, only to make Ace freeze for a moment at that while Marco held up the bounty poster for Brulee or rather 'Crystal'. At the look on the local pyromaniacs face, all the other pirates aside from the veterans which mainly were the commanders, ran and ducked for cover. The commanders just grabbed the spare blankets and loaded up several buckets of water to be used as fire extinguishers. Ace's shout seemed to be heard clear to Whole Cake Island as he nearly set the Moby Dick on fire.

"WHAT THE FUCK LUFFY?! WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU MARRIED?!" Even Whitebeard was surprised at just how loud Ace's voice had been at that moment.

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"Goddamnitt Garp stop laughing!" Sengoku yelled at his old friend who was laughing uproariously at the reactions his grandson was getting for his first bounty. Garp couldn't really help his bouts of loud boisterous laughter at the fucking looks on the other Vice-Admirals' faces, especially at the fact that his swordsman the 'Demon Mutt' might have actually killed Mihawk. They were still trying to get in contact with the elusive warlord.

"Your grandson is a pirate Garp! A very dangerous one who you trained! I fail to see how this is funny!" Sengoku shouted at Garp who busted out laughing again.

"It's funny because there's no way any of that is true. Sure Luffy's a decent strength for his age but my adorable grandson is still a weak little crybaby." Garp said after he settled down his laughter for a moment but he was still grinning.

"Oh he's headstrong and able to take quite the beating but last time I saw him he wasn't even as strong as Ace was when he left and I doubt he's gotten much stronger since then! He probably just pissed off the marine that called in that bounty. He's very good at making people mad at him you know? But he's cute enough that he gets away with it most of the time back on Dawn Island with just a few angry words and a grumble or two from the one he made mad. Did I tell you about the time where he was twelve and-"

"Shut up!" Sengoku immediately wadded up a piece of paper, a boring request from Akainu that he would have rejected immediately either way, and shoved it in Garps open mouth before he could get started. The man may be an honored and highly celebrated marine…but damnitt if he didn't outright traumatize people whenever he would talk about his cute little grandsons.

"Hey they have his wife's bounty poster too." One of Garps newest trainee's, a pink haired boy who apparently had been saved by Luffy and recommended for his grandpas training 'as a replacement' according to the messy note Luffy had left with the boy, said looking at the bounty poster for a tall woman.

"Wife?" Garp asked all laughter gone immediately as he whirled around to stare at the pink haired boy.

"Yes sir! She's wearing a mask now for some reason but I recognize her outfit and she looks as tall as Luffy-san's wife was when they saved me! I never really caught her name though or if I did then I'm afraid I can't recall it at the moment." Coby said nodding his head as he offered the bounty poster.

"I saw her disappear into one of her crystals for some reason when we were getting off of Alvida's boat. I don't know how she did it, I thought Luffy said something about a mirror but perhaps I'm mistaken." Coby said as Garp took the poster right out of his hands and stared at the masked woman.

"He must like them big just like his old man!" Garp said beginning to howl in laughter while Sengoku frowned as he thought about what Coby had said. Mirrors? Why did that seem familiar? Hadn't they learned that the mirror-mirror fruit had fallen into the hands of a Yonko quite a long while back? He'd have to go through the records and see.

"Wonder if they'll have kids anytime soon? I'm gonna head for Paradise and meet up with my grandson Sengoku!" Garp said before he began to leave the room, snapping Sengoku out of his thoughts.

"Oh no you don't Garp! Get back here damnitt!" Sengoku yelled chasing after his old friend to hold him down if he must. He was not letting his destructive, one of his best, marines go and meet up with a seemingly just as destructive dangerous pirate! Grandson or not! Sengoku's shout seemed to be heard all across the island they were all on at the moment.

"GGGGAAARRRRPPP!