Hello, Everyone!!!!! This is no ordinary chapter! No this chapter is my special BIRTHDAY CHAPTER!!! YAY!!! whoot whoot! (Don't ask, I don't know). Yes this is my special gift to you, though it should be the other way around. Well as part of this chapter I will inform you of everyone's b'days. Starting with Itachi! Itachi09 June, Gai01 January(how odd that he should have that date cause for his eye brows), Kakashi15 September, Hinata27 December, Gaara!19 January, Shikamaru22 September, Lee27 November(ironically my friend's b'day is also on that day poor her, her sisters keep calling him his twin), Neji03 July, Sakura28 march, Naruto10 October(does anybody else sense a connection to his b'day and his favorite color, orange?), Sasuke23 July, and Orochimaru27 October.

Ok there are the b'day's of the characters in the story so far I do have a lot of other characters but on with the story,

ok last time they were trying to go to sleep and had to drug Orochimaru, Gaara, and Gaara's beast thing but that won't be the end of their problems.

A little later that night around 2:00, not long after the Gaara incident, did Itachi Wake up having to go to the little boys room. On his way to the bathroom he heard a noise and well you know the saying curiosity killed the cat? Well Itachi seemed not to know it and decided to go see what the sound was.

He followed the 'psst' sound until he came to a closet. He looked at the door to the closet and asked "Hello? Is any one in there?" in a whisper.

No response came but another 'psst'. Itachi wondered even more what the sound was.

"Hello? Is there someone in there?" He asked in a whisper with a almost scared voice.

"Yes." another whisper that dragged out the word answered from the closet.

"Oh. Who are you?" Itachi asked again in a whisper now from the fear that if he woke the others he'd be a dead man for sure.

"It's me." the voice came back to him.

"Who's 'me'?" Itachi asked.

"Me!"

"Who!? I don't know who you are?"

The voice muttered a swear word and responded sarcastically "The bogeyman! Now let me out!"

"WHAT!?!?" Itachi screamed and screamed again really loud and he forgot that he had to go to the bathroom and decided that he was already at the bathroom (he wet himself in other words).

Everyone who wasn't drugged and wasn't sleeping like a rock (a.k.a Amber, Gai, Lee and Kakashi) and came running upstairs to see what the problem was.

"What's wrong!? What happened? Stop! Drop! And roll!!" Yelled a still tired Emily.

"DasdajfkldjTHERE;iohaeihfoihdkjfBOGEYMANjalk;jfdlajflkINdhjdajCLOSET!!!!!!!!!!!"Itachi said in gibberish. "HELP!!!!!"

"What? What are you saying? SLOW DOWN." Amanda told him. "Breath." she stretched out the word. "Ok now tell us, slowly and clearly, what happened?"

Itachi took in a deep breath and then said "There's a Bogeyman in the closet." calmly, then not so calmly "HELP ME!!! HE'S GOING TO EAT ME!!!!"

" I doubt he'll eat you. That would probably be someone like Amber." Amanda said under her breath.

"What?" Itachi asked not hearing what she said and looking up with said puppy dog eyes(That's hard for me to imagine Itachi puppy eyes the MATH WON'T WORK!!!)

"Uh? Nothing just thinking of a way to get your bogeyman before he eats you" Amanda said to him giving him false hope like what you do to a little kid (well I do).

"Oh, okay then."

"Um you can get the bogeyman yourself. I'm not helping till he cleans up his mess." Shikamaru said with everyone else agreeing.

"Yeah why don't you clean that up before Amber gets up and kills you." Amanda told Itachi.

"You're not going to let them or Emily kill me are you?" Itachi asked Amanda.

"Uh, no they won't kill you just clean that up." Amanda told him and everyone kind of just fell asleep for a little bit while Itachi cleaned up his little mess (koffkoffHUGEkoffkoff).

"Ok! I'm done now it's time to get rid of the bogeyman!" Itachi said happily.

All the while no one seemed to hear the please from within the closet to be let out. That was probably because they were a little to loud to hear and to tired to pay attention to them.

"Alright we'll have Jackie open the door and then we'll attack who or what ever come out of there." Shikamaru explained. "Ok so any questions?"

"Yeah, Why do you get to decide?" Haku asked.

"Because I was the first name that popped into the authors head to form a plan. Do you have any thing else to ask now? No? Good." Shikamaru said as everyone got ready to open the door. Ok so most everyone just stood where they were as Jackie went to open the door.

When Jackie pulled open the closet door there was aloud bang and Kiba fell on the floor out of the closet! Yes Kiba! And also Akamaru who is always with him.

"Kiba!? What are you doing here?" Hinata asked surprised to see her teammate there.

"Well I figured that I would join your guy's party." Kiba told them.

"Ok. Well I'm not that sure that we are having a party. But why are you in our closet?" the ever so smart Amanda asked him.

"Well you see when I came in I saw someone in the shadows and went to see who it was thinking it was someone I knew. But it wasn't so I was going to run down to tell you guys there was a stranger in the house but they threw me into the closet and locked it. That's what I was doing in your closet." Kiba said.

"So we got up just because you were locked in the closet and tinkle winkle over there got scared." Emily said angry referring to Itachi.

"Hey none of this would have happened if he just let me out." Kiba said defending himself.

"But you said you were the bogeyman! How was I supposed to know who you were?" Itachi whined.

"Hey you guys before you start arguing did anybody realize that there is probably a burglar in the house." Sasuke stated.

"What!? A burglar! Sasuke save me!" Sakura yelled trying to jump into Sasuke's arms but falling on the ground due to the fact that Sasuke moved.

"Oh, right. You've got a point there." Kiba said.

"No!!!! HE'S GOING TO EAT ME!!!!!!" Itachi yelled out in a panic jumping behind Amanda, his new hero.

"Let's go get him and beat the pulp out of him!" Jackie said excited for a hunt.(o.O)

So they all decided to go find the burglar, their first stop the downstairs living room were everyone was supposed to be sleeping. When they got down the stairs they saw that the TV was on and that some one was playing the game. They then huddled on the stairs.

"Ok so who's going to go out there first." Neji asked.

"How about we send Itachi since he woke us up and got us into this mess." Zabuza offered.

"No! Not me!! He'll...mff...mff.." Itachi was cut off by at least three hands trying to muffle his loudness.

"Bad idea. Did you forget that he's a really big baby. Ok so next idea." Sasuke said basking in the fact that his brother was afraid of almost everything.

"How about we send you out?" Jackie said grinning a shark tooth grin.

"How about we draw sticks who ever gets the shortest has to go out there and face the burglar." Emily offered.

"Where do you come up with that idea?" Shikamaru asked.

"Well..."Emily started but was interrupted.

"Don't use my excuse about the author either." Shikamaru added.

"Fine be that way. Well I'm usually a very indecisive person so this is an easy way to solve the problems. What do you have any problems with that because if you do we (a/n: meaning I) can fix that." Emily said grinning with malice.

"No, no just wondered was all. No problem what's so ever." Shikamaru said as the others agreed. They got some straws and each pulled one out and in the end Emily had the shortest straw.

Emily slowly walked into the living room and when no one else could see her they heard her say/yell "What the hell are you doing here!?" Everyone decided that they should come out and help now.

But when they came into the room a sight that they didn't expect welcomed them. Some shorter than Emily girl with brown hair which none of them had seen before was there hugging Emily while Emily yelled.

"Why are you here? Will you let go!? Let go!" Emily yelled and the girl let go.

"Emily I'm so happy to see you!" the girl said.

"Um Emily who is that?" Amanda asked.

"This is Lauren she is my step sister and frankly she's become quite annoying." Emily said.

"Ok. So what are you doing here?" Amanda asked to Lauren.

"Well I heard that there was a party so I decided to come over." She answered.

"Who in hell keeps telling everyone that there is a party!? There is no party!!" Jackie yelled.

"Well I heard there was a party from GeminiEyes." Lauren said.

"Hey me too! I wonder was she lying to us?" Kiba said and questioned.

"I don't know? But this is some awesome game!!" Lauren said happily.

"Ok now that we know who the burglar was let's go to sleep and when we wake up tomorrow we can play more." Amanda said.

They turned off the TV and game, got Lauren a sleeping bag and then went to their respectful bags. Well almost everyone went to their own bags. Itachi followed Amanda to her bag and asked "could I sleep with you? I'm afraid of the monsters."

"What!? Hell no! Go sleep in your own bag!" Amanda yelled at him. She then got in her bag and started to go to sleep.

Then about not even ten minutes later did she feel someone snuggling up next to her. On instinct she jumped up and kick who ever it was trying to snuggle up to her. Now the kick wouldn't have been that bad if it weren't for the fact that she played soccer and ran cross country meaning her kick hurt like hell.

"What the hell do you think you're doing!?" Amanda yelled At the person who turned out to be Itachi.

"I'm trying to stay close to you." He whined. "I'm afraid of the monsters!"

"LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!!!!!"Amanda screamed into his face.

"But, I'm afraid and you're my hero!" Itachi whined further.

"No! EMILY!!!!! Help me! He's trying to molest me!"

Emily then woke up to see what was going on along with a few others. "What's going on?" Emily asked sleepily.

"He won't leave me alone!" Amanda told her pointing to Itachi.

Being to tired to fully register any other ideas Emily decide to chain Itachi to a pole. Everyone who was up helped tie him up including Sasuke who was in heaven. They then duck taped his mouth and went back to sleep in peace.

Well there is my chapter!! Hope you like it! I'll add Kiba later don't have his b'day right now. Well please review and I am soo sorry to all the Itachi lovers out there but I like to make him afraid of everything. And yes I am out to get them all! Mhahahahahaha!!!! koffkoff alright I'm back to normal or as normal as normal gets anyways.