Be My Secretary?

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto

Authors Note: It's been forever since I've updated, junior year is majorly kicking my ass.

This chapter is dedicated to the amazing Vesper-Chan who is the author that I can always count on to make me laugh with every story she writes.

"Shut the fuck up you goddamn fucking prick!"

Sakura's eyes were closed in fake calmness. It has been like this all morning. "Hidan-san" Sakura began talking causing the silver haired man's attention to become fully occupied by her, "If you keep talking like that then you're going to lose all your clients."

Hidan smirked and slid up to her, casually wrapping an arm around her waist. "Don't you worry Sakura," he purred seductively in her ear, "I have enough money for us to live extravagantly for the rest of our lives, even if I retired now." He gave a chaste kiss on her cheek and tried to reach for her mouth.

Sakura apathetically elbowed him in the ribs and continued typing an email on the computer. "Don't you have a meeting in three minutes?" Sakura asked without taking her eyes off her computer screen.

"You would marvel at all the things I can do in three minutes." He breathed into her ear causing her to jump slightly at the highly sexual innuendo.

"Is that supposed to impress me?" Sakura asked dryly her eyes lowering.

Hidan frowned and leaned away from the pink haired woman.

"Now go to your meeting and leave me alone." Sakura still did not look in the man's direction.

"Fine, but I'm gonna fucking visit again." Hidan grumbled and walked out of the office.

"I can't wait." Sakura's eyes shifted in the direction of the retreating billionaire and gave a long sigh. She leaned her head against the soft chair and closed her viridian eyes.

"I hate my life." She grumbled and scrunched her forehead in frustration. The minute she woke up, she has been brutally harassed by Hidan on getting "fucking dressed', eating "fucking breakfast", and getting "her hot ass to the office."

Sakura was about to snap.

Sakura smoothed out her dark grew pencil skirt and toyed with the black pen in her hands. Her eyes wandered around the large office and looked at all the pictures on the desk. They were all of her and Hidan.

They were pictures taken from the business parties that were held every holiday. Holidays ranging from New Years to Christmas, and even Valentine's Day were thrown in there. Every party was filled with excitement and hilarity, especially when all the billionaires would get so drunk that they would pass out on the floor.

Sakura smiled and picked up a picture of her laughing at an extremely drunk Hidan and Madara who were holding her by the waist. Other pictures were all of the billionaires together laughing. Sakura smiled sadly at the memories radiating throughout her head. She missed these times, even when they got a little crazy. They were like a family in some way.

A really twisted family where all the men were fighting over one girl.

Sakura touched the picture frame lightly, her eyes lighting up slightly.

"What are you doing?" A deep voice asked at the entrance of the office door.

Sakura jumped and slammed the picture frame down in fear of Hidan seeing her reminiscing. She whipped her head around to only see Kakashi Hatake standing at the door, orange book in hand.

"Nothing." Sakura said quickly and stood up, knocking papers to the floor.

"Shit." Sakura muttered and bent down to pick the papers up. A hand came into her view and brought her back up to stand on her feet while Kakashi bent down to retrieve the fallen papers.

"You don't have to do that Kakashi, it's my job." Sakura complained and sighed when the silver haired fox stood back up and set them on the table.

"Hush Sakura, just say thank you." Kakashi smirked and walked towards the table, sitting down in her chair.

"Thanks." Sakura muttered quietly and reluctantly, looking towards the wall.

Kakashi let out a deep chuckle, "Stubborn as always Sakura."

Sakura huffed and crossed her arms across her chest, "Why are you even here?" She rudely asked.

"To see my angel of course." Kakashi looked in the direction of the picture and lifted up the frame. "What were you looking at?" She questioned and inspected the picture closer.

Sakura tried to object but stopped once Kakashi's eyebrows rose in surprise. His mouth set in a frown and looked at Sakura with sympathy in his eyes.

"Reminiscing?" He asked, his voice held no emotion.

"A little," Sakura replied, feeling very awkward. "I just kind of miss those days, that's all." She blurted out but suddenly regretted saying it.

"It doesn't have to change." Kakashi said quietly, still looking at the picture.

"It already has," Sakura whispered. "This stupid competition has driven everything to hell, all of you fought and disagreed but now you're at each other's throats and I hate it." Sakura's fists started trembling and she bit her lip trying to keep them from quivering. "All of this is complete bullshit, if I choose one of you then that means everyone else is going to hate me." Sakura could feel tears welling in her eyes and she squeezed them together tightly trying to keep tears from coming out.

"Sakura," Kakashi tried grabbing the woman in his arms but she thrashed wildly away.

"No! Get away from me! I hate you! I hate all of you for doing this to me! Just for the love of God leave me alone!" Sakura screamed at the top of her lungs causing the whole building to be silent.

Sakura looked frantically around at the shocked faces and noticed Hidan running towards her, his face showing a mixture of concern and anger.

"Hatake, what the fucking shit are you doing to Sakura?" He roared at Kakashi and started to lunge.

Sakura could feel the tears running down her highly flushed cheeks, she started running down the stairs, out of the office building, and down the busy sidewalk, trying to escape everything that was happening.

Sakura sat on a playground, her legs shaking intensely under her. Her cheeks were raw and bright red from her tears and attempts at rubbing them away and her hair stuck to her forehead from the exertion of her running so much.

"Calm down heart." She muttered to herself and laid herself down on the patch of grass looking at the darkening sky. She closed her eyes, feeling herself falling asleep slightly. She was about to drift into a deep sleep when she felt someone lay next to her.

Sakura looked over only to see Hidan Jashin on his back looking at the sky.

"What are you doing here?" Sakura asked softly, her voice hoarse from her sobbing.

"Just hanging." He replied, not looking at her.

Sakura kept her eyes trained on the man next to her, waiting for him to start laughing or swearing constantly at her incompetence of running out of the office.

"Did Kakashi go home?" She looked back at the sky watching storm clouds form.

"Yeah, he figured he did enough damage today." Hidan stated roughly, his voice having an edge of anger.

"Don't blame him, I just snapped." Sakura breathed.

Hidan didn't reply, he just "hmped" and moved his head slightly closer to Sakura's.

"I'm sorry for my incompetence." Sakura said miserably, her head throbbing.

"Don't you fucking dare apologize for one damn thing." Hidan demanded and reached a hand across her shoulders dragging her petite body flush against his. "I'm sorry about everything you're going through." He muttered, his face showing a tinge of pink. His voice was soft and gentle, the first Sakura had ever heard him like this. He bent over and lightly kissed her forehead, his head lying in the crook of her neck.

"It's about to start raining." Sakura muttered, her appearance resembling something of a daze.

"I guess we should head back then." Hidan breathed and stared at the object of his affections with love.

Sakura stood up, laughing at the grass stains on her white blouse. "Let's go." Sakura smiled and held her hands out to the man below her.

Hidan smirked and grabbed both her hands, lifting himself up and grabbing her waist, lifting her up in the air and into his arms, cradling her to his chest.

"Let's go you fucking hot mess." Hidan laughed and gave her one more kiss on the forehead.

Sakura sneezed for what felt like the ten thousandth time.

"This sucks ass." Sakura growled and chugged her steaming cup of tea that lay in her clammy hands. She closed her eyes as her migraine worsened.

"That's what you get when you stay out in the rain stupid." Kakashi's voice resonated in her ears causing her to growl in frustration.

"You're only making my migraine worse, get the hell out of my house." She hissed to the handsome older man sitting next to her.

Kakashi chuckled and stroked his thumb against her cheek in a caress. "Hush now Sakura, if you keep talking you're just going to get crankier. How about you go to sleep?" He cooed into her ear and kept caressing her cheek.

Sakura raised her eyebrows, "You honestly expect me to go to sleep while you're skulking around my house? God knows what you'd do to my house or me for that matter."

Kakashi smirked and leaned down the sickly girl who attempted to wiggle free but can up helpless under the man's strong hold.

"Trust me Sakura," Kakashi breathed into her ear causing her to blush slightly, "When anything of those sorts happen you'll be willing and certainly…enjoying yourself." Sakura could feel the smirk that was formed on the billionaire's handsome face.

"I'm sure." Sakura replied blankly and continued sipping on her tea, sighing in frustration.

"I guess I'll be leaving now, unless you need me to stay?" Kakashi backed away from the bed and looked at the queen sized bed the object of his affections was occupying.

"I'm good. I've got tea, my TV, trash magazines, and ice cream in the freezer." Sakura shrugged and looked at Kakashi who still hadn't moved from his spot. "Seriously Kakashi, I'm fine. You can go back to work now." She waved him away and he began backing up.

"Well that's good." Kakashi said and turned around walking out of the room. He stopped at the door entrance and turned his head back at her, the cocky, confident smirk on his face that only the billionaires could perfect.

"You'll be needing all the energy you have for work tomorrow." He called back and walked out of the door, his expensive navy blue coat billowing behind him.

Sakura closed her eyes, the words processing in her mind. Without any words she slammed her body against her pillows.

"Bastard."

Shorter than usual. I do apologize, but next update I promise to make it longer. I just wanted some fluff since it's a little out of my normal comfort zone. I hope it was up to par.

Anyway, please Read and Review.

ShelbySabaku