Diaries of the gods

by Daughter-of-Eirene

Have you ever wondered what the gods were really thinking? Well you're in luck, stolen by our 2 favorite sons of Hermes, though it's never mentioned, on display now for your viewing pleasure.Reviews are lovely, flames are funny!

10. Chapter 10: merry early christmas

Disclaimer: I'm not rick riordan

Warning: the views expressed in this entry are strictly that of the war god, I can not be held libel for his thoughts or opinions (and even if I could I'm broke so good luck cashing in) that being said let's continue.

Countries that should be Destroyed Number 3: Switzerland

There should be a law that says, "There is no neutral, pick a side or die!" That being said, the third country to die will be Switzerland. I mean honestly with Eirene out of the way I got to make one of the most epic wars of the modern age and does Switzerland join in? No of course the pansies don't, their "neutral". What is that word anyway "neutral" I mean no one's neutral not even gods- did you hear about the Trojan war! Stupid Switzerland. Their passiveness is disgusting, and no amount of hot chocolate or holey cheese can make up for that. Mark my words when I finally take over and rule the world they will DIE!