See? I told you there'd be a part 10!
:D
Thanks to all!
Now, ONWARD!
Bree's Guidelines for living in Amberground
By Bree Alexanders
Rule 126#: No more wheely office chairs in the Hive
(Me and Lag flew into the wall)
(My nose is still broken)
(Lag's got a nasty bruise)
(I think Connor knocked himself out)
(Niche and Aria not amused)
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Rule 127#: No using the Bee-Hive as a stadium for either a nerf-gun fight or a fake Halo squirt gun fight
(Even though it's the funnest thing EVER!)
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Rule 128#: Don't ever, ever, EVER piss off, irritate, anger, infuriate or annoy Sylvette
(One question: )
(Do you want to die early?)
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Rule 129#: Always make sure your phone or IPhone is set to silent
(I change my ring tone every week)
(It was Caramelldansen at the time)
(The look on Lag's face had more sass that I have ever seen in my entire life)
(Noir literally gave up on stealing letters that day)
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Rule 130#: Don't flip off Dr. Thunderland
(Aria says it's a 'respect violation')
(I say he deserves it)
(he better keep those fucking knives away from me)
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Rule 131#: Don't talk to workmates using only lyrics
(Not everyone gets it)
(But sometimes they do)
(And it is magic)
(Every conversation between Aria and Lloyd was made entirely of song lyrics)
(Well, it was all on Lloyd's part though)
(Aria's a mega killjoy)
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Rule 132#: Don't ignore somebody for a long period of time for no reason
(Zazie was stuck with the new Bees all day)
(*snicker*)
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Rule 133#: Never walk around casually with a hack saw or a chainsaw
(Sylvette was creeped out)
(A fake assassination of the Director took place)
(He's a very good actor)
(Aria freaked out)
(Even though we were all laughing our heads off)
(including the Director)
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Rule 134#: Never challenge a Bee to strip poker
(They risk their lives fighting gaichuu)
(They have no problem with shedding a few articles of clothing)
(Turns out you can't be a Bee unless you have NO SHAME WHATSOEVER)
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Rule 135#: Don't attack for cheesecake
(You know what? No, I've already written 'bout this)
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Rule 136#: Lag doesn't need therapy
(I am still not convinced)
(He has psychotic tendencies I swear!)
(Zazie is now the Hive therapist)
(It went absolutely terribly)
(I loved it)
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Rule 137#: Never run into a large group of people when they're talking about Reverse and say 'We have a traitor in our mist…' And look around suspiciously
(Niche almost yelled out 'IT'S ME!')
(Lag has a list of possible Reverse members/traitors)
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Rule 138#: Never argue with inanimate objects
(This includes: )
*Shindans
*Shindajuus
*Chairs
*Sylvette's soup (Even if we swear to the Empress that the soup is sentient)
*books
*Video games (No one says 'Game Over' to me!)
*forks
*computers
*toasters
*shoes
(And various others)
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Rule 139#: Don't act like tap water is the best thing in the world
('IT'S LIKE FUCKING MAGIC!')
(I had spent a long time in the desert)
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Rule 140#: No quoting Red v Blue
*Oh. My. God. I can't believe I actually died for this war.
*Okay guys, I don't mean to be rude, but I've got a missing girlfriend, a guy who's pregnant, an idiot who thinks his pet just died, AND our worst enemy is hanging out unsupervised in our base right now. So I really, really, REALLY don't have time for this HORSESHIT RIGHT NOW! (That got us to shut up)
*I've got half a mind to kill you…and the other half agrees (Like I said, Lag isn't as sweet as you think he is) (I'm starting to get worried)
*I AM NOT A THING! My name is Leonard Church and you will fear my laser face! (Lloyd has the best arguments against Aria)
*HOLY CRAP! WHO'S RUNNING THIS ARMY?! (Lloyd is) (It explains everything)
*A conversation between me and Zazie:
-That was the. Worst. Throw. Ever!
-Not my fault! Someone put a wall in my way!
*You don't need to treat me like that! I'm not crazy, okay? I'm totally, completely sane. Now excuse me, I need to go blow up this dead body. (The fact that Connor uses land mines as a shindanjuu makes it even better)
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And there we have it folks! :D
Part…11 (got the number right this time without checking) Will hopefully coming soon. It might take a bit coz I'm sick at the moment *cough cough*. So, sorry 'bout that!
REVIEW! PLEASE!
-B