Kinda short, very late. Sorry. Hope you like it!

Courtney looked down at the bundle of tooth brushes in her hand. She shouldn't be doing this. She shouldn't even be planning it. She was a good girl. But even the most respected of world leaders believed in some form of revenge. She tilted her head to the side and thought for a moment on that. Was it really revenge if it was committed prior to the transgression? With a snort, she shook her head. She wasn't going to think about it as doing something wrong, she was going to think of it as preventative action. Yep. That sounded good to her. Bridgette pulled out a bottle of vinegar that she kept in her bag. Vinegar was a good healthy way to keep the stomach acid levels normal, or at least that was what Bridgette swore by.

The two girls sat down cross legged in the middle of their cabin. It had taken a stroke of luck to get in and out of the boy's cabin before Geoff decided he wanted to watch the gophers suffer. But they had done it and managed to get all of the guys tooth brushes without a hitch. Courtney set the brushes down and proceeded to unscrew the caps to all of the guy's tooth pastes. After squeezing out a little portion of one tube she handed it over to Bridgette who poured just a bit of vinegar into the tube.

Bridgette exchanged the tube with Courtney who had another ready for her. Courtney screwed the caps back on to the tube and went to work kneading them so that vinegar would be evenly spread out through the tooth paste. Courtney looked up as there was a small knock on the door. They rushed to hide all the evidence of their preemptive strike.

Courtney stood up carefully, so she wouldn't upset her foot any further, and walked over to the door. With a quick glance back she made sure that everything was out of sight. She opened the door and looked up at Owen with a smile.

"Here's the hot sauce you wanted."

"Oh thank you Owen. Here's payment!" She said grabbing a candy bar from the top of the dresser.

"What are you girl's doing? Can I help?" He ask trying to peak through the door. Courtney smiled and shook her head.

"Girl stuff." She said and shut the door. She let out a sigh and shook her head. Owen just happened to be the gopher that had to help Chef clean the kitchen. Not the brightest ide a in the world but it did work to her an advantage. She took the jar over and sat back down in the middle of the floor as Bridgette pulled out the rest of the stuff. Courtney unscrewed the lid of the Tabasco juice and dropped the brush, bristles first, into it.

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Duncan chipped off another piece of wood from the bunk bed as he worked on the eye sockets of a skull. He was bothered. Yeah. He'd admit it. She bothered him. But it wasn't the fact that she declared bitch war on him, he was fine with that. Excited even. But he was still reeling from the whole pillow hugging trembling crying situation. He took his pestering a little too far. He cussed at himself as he flicked a wood splinter at his face. He turned to look at DJ as he walked in. He was wearing his bright orange life jacket but wasn't even damp. Duncan cocked his eyebrow at the Jamaican and shook his head.

"Geoff wants to go paddling." The dark boy said with a sigh. Duncan nodded.

"I'll go too. Get out of this fucking cabin." He said jabbing the knife blade into the bunk post. He pulled his shirts off and followed DJ from the cabin. Both of the boys stopped and watched as three short furry men ran out of the forest, closely following them were two girl's dressed as safari guides. One was carrying a net and the other had a tranquilizer gun.

"Get back here hobbits!" One of them shouted. They ran after the short people but one of them stopped and grabbed the other girl by the shirt hem.

"Becker! Look!" She said pointing at Duncan and Dj. The other girl shook her head and seemed aggravated.

"Not now Tinsley! Hobbits first!" With that both of the girls started after the short people again. Duncan frowned and jumped as a war scream sounded through the camp. Izzy ran after the two girls and stopped producing a giant net from thin air.

"Izzy wants to help!" The red head screamed and took off after the parade of strangeness. Duncan shook his head and looked at DJ.

"Did you see that?"

"Nope." DJ said shaking his head.

"Good me either." Duncan laughed not wanting to think about what kind of shit Chef had laced their food with. They made their way down to the dock where Geoff was waiting with the canoe. As they jumped in, literally rocking the canoe to the point that water lined the bottom, Geoff decided to ask a question that took Duncan off guard.

"She's not pregnant is she?"

Duncan almost fell out of the canoe as he stared at Geoff. He frowned and slugged Geoff in the arm.

"What the fuck dude?!"

"I was just curious, man. I mean she's been pissy lately."

"She's always pissy." Duncan corr ected as he settled down in the boat.

"Yeah, but dude. I mean.."

"Geoff. Shut up." Duncan said with a shake of his head. Geoff shrugged and left it alone. DJ couldn't though. There was one more question that needed to be asked. He didn't want to ask it though. Duncan would most likely through him in the water, but before he could ask the question seemed to pop from Geoff's mouth.

"If she is, is it yours?" Geoff asked nonchalantly. DJ let out his held breath knowing that it wasn't going to be him that was pushed into the lake. And just as he was expecting, Geoff fell with a waving splash into the water. Duncan let out a string of cuss words and waited for Geoff to surface.

"I take that as a no, bro?" Geoff said spitting out a stream of water. Duncan frowned and 'thunked' the blonde on the head with a paddle. That was the end of the conversation. Geoff climbed back into the canoe and it wasn't ten minutes later until Geoff let out a monster belch sending the other two guys into laughter.

Sound off if you are interested in reading more? I'm border-line on this one.