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Hollaback Boy
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How to Tell if Your Best Friend is in Love-Love With You
By
Ino
(With commentary by Hinata, Tenten, and Sakura)
1. He's VERY possessive. (Totally Sasuke!) (But he's possesive over everything) (True. Remember when we were in elementary and he wouldn't let Naruto have a lick of his lollipop?) (I DON'T BLAME HIM!)
2. He stares at you (OR YOUR ASSETS) alot. (That is SO not Sasuke) (It's Naruto, though) (TENTEN!) (kukukuku...) (Ino...you're scaring me)
3. He gets jealous when other guys look at you. (THAT IS SO SASUKE!) (Seriously. Don't even deny it, Sak) (It's true) (You guys all suck)
4. He compliments you. (Sasuke's never been one for compliments) (Sad, but true)
5. He smiles at you. (HAHAHAHA) (Every time Sasuke smiles, a puppy dies)
6. He's nicer to you than other girls. (Sasuke doesn't really talk to other girls) (Huh. Maybe he's playing for the *other* team) (What's that supposed to mean?) (Oh, Sakura)
7. He gives you The Look. (Does the Uchiha Death Glare count?) (OhmyGod, I nearly shit myself when he gave me that look once in seventh grade) (NEXT) (Sorry, Sak)
8. He confesses that he's madly in love with you and you both ride into the sunset together on his dashing white horse. (I don't see that happening anytime soon) (Sasuke's just not like that) (I still say he wants to tap that) (I TOLD YOU SO :p)
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From: Sakura
To: Sasuke
i have been kidnapped
From: Sasuke
To: Sakura
by who?
From: Sakura
To: Sasuke
deidara and sasori :( save meh!
From: Sasuke
To: Sakura
fine. try not to get raped until we get there.
From: Sakura
To: Sasuke
fit you sarcastic comments do not, sasuke-kun :)
From: Sasuke
To: Sakura
hn
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"Hey?" I asked, realizing something very important, "Did you guys bring me a change of clothes?" I was still in the boxer shorts and baggy t shirt I had slept in, and it was getting kind of cold. Seriously, where are we going?
Deidara and Sasori looked at each other, and then simultaneously said "No."
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From: Sakura
To: Sasuke
bring me some clothes
From: Sasuke
To: Sakura
do I looke like ur bitch?
From: Sakura
To: Sasuke
yah. bring my hot pink hoodie (THE SOFT ONE, THE OTHER FEELS LIKE SANDPAPER) and some jean shorts
From: Sasuke
To: Sakura
whats the magic word
From: Sakura
To: Sasuke
now bitch
From: Sasuke
To: Sakura
hn
From: Sakura
To: Sasuke
good boy :) dont forget underwear
From: Sasuke
To: Sakura
i hate you
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"You two are morons."
"It's your own fault, un."
"Yes. It's my fault I was kidnapped in the middle of the night by a couple of psycos who forgot to pack me a change of clothes."
"It was 3 a.m. Not midnight."
"Fuck you, Sasori. Fuck you and your little friend too."
"I'm not little, un!"
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From: Itachi
To: Sakura
good morning my beautiful sugar plum
From: Sakura
To: Itachi
wtf
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From: Tobi
To: Sakura
tobi is a good boy
From: Sakura
To: Tobi
are you tobi? are you really?
From: Tobi
To: Sakura
...tobi IS a good boy :p
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"Are we there yet?"
"No."
"How about now?"
"No, un."
"Now?"
"No."
"Now?"
"No!"
"How about-"
"HOW ABOUT YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP!"
"..."
"..."
"Are we there yet?"
"Go die."
"I'll drag you down with me, bitch."
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From: Naruto
To: Sakura
i heard you got kidnapped
From: Sakura
To: Naruto
believe it
From: Naruto
To: Sakura
DONT WORRY SAKURA CUZ ME AND TEME WILL SAVE YOU
From: Sakura
To: Naruto
uh huh
From: Naruto
To: Sakura
IM SERIOUS SAKURA! IM ACTUALLY A NINJA AND CAN BEAT DOWN ANYONE WHO TRIES TO HURT YOU!
From: Sakura
To: Naruto
sure
From: Naruto
To: Sakura
I LOVE YOU MORE THAN RAMEN!
From: Sakura
To: Naruto
le gasp :O
From: Naruto
To: Sakura
dont ever let me say that again D; i have to go pray to the ramen king 4 forgiveness now
From: Sakura
To: Naruto
you ruined the moment
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From: Itachi
To: Sakura
I hope your day is going spiffy
From: Sakura
To: Itachi
ITS 5:34. GO BACK TO FUCKING SLEEP.
From: Itachi
To: Sakura
I like em feisty.
be mine, haruno. be mine.
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"We're here."
I looked up from my raspberry (phone) to see Deidara pulling into a scarcely crowded parking lot.
When did he and Sasori switch places?
"Around the time you were texting Tobi."
I gave him a weird look, as if to say 'um, okay. Stalker.' and asked the question we've all been waiting for.
"So where the fuck are we?"
"Take a look for yourself, un."
And so I did. Peeking out the window, I read the large sign that hung from a metal arc that I assumed was the entrance to this mysterious place.
"'Wet and Wild Water Park'" I read it again in my head, just to be sure that I wasn't mistaken. I wasn't.
I screamed.
"I LOVE YOU GUYS!" I can't believe they took my to a water park. How did they know I loved places like these? But, wait...
"I don't have a bathing suit!"
Sasori rolled his eyes, "They have a gift shop here, Sakura. We'll just buy you one."
I screamed again.
"LET'S GO!"
And then I high-tailed it out of that car, Sasori and Deidara hot on my tail.
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From: Sasuke
To: Sakura
where are you?
From: Sakura
To: Sasuke
OMFGFNIOAWEFIM AT WET AND WILD WATER PARK!
From: Sasuke
To: Sakura
k. see you in fifteen min
From: Sakura
To: Sasuke
it takes like four hours to get here tho
From: Sasuke
To: Sakura
that place is right across from the mall, sakura
From: Sakura
To: Sasuke
...
From: Sasuke
To: Sakura
?
From: Sakura
To: Sasuke
FUCK
From: Sasuke
To: Sakura
hn
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"There's like, nobody here." I noted as me, Sasori, and Deidara wandered through the park, trying to find the gift store without using a map because maps were for people like the fat guy with sunscreen on his nose and fishnet tights who had just walked by and pinched Deidara's ass.
"It's because we came on a weekday."
"OW!"
"Suck it up," I told him, finally spotting the shop about halfway down the from where we were.
"There it is!" I said, jogging to get there faster. It was time to to get wet and wild, dammit.
"Wait up!"
"No! Run faster!"
Finally, after what seemed like an eternity but was really only two minutes we walked inside the small shop and I went right to the bathing suits. I had already decided on a bikini, because I didn't want a weird tan line, the question was which one I should get.
Damn, I thought. They sure had a large selection for such a small store. at least three walls were lined from top to bottom with racks of swimwear, all of them various shades and sporting some kind of logo.
I guess they get paid to stock this stuff, I thought as I pulled a coca cola string bikini off it's rack. The bottom was solid red, low cut and totally cute. The top was white, with coca written in thick red cursive on one cup, and cola written the same way on the other. It tied around my neck with red strings.
"I'll take this one." I told the cashier, placing it on the register. Reaching into my pocket for some money, I came up empty handed. Most people don't keep cash in their pajama bottoms.
"I'm paying," Sasori came up behind me, surprising me, and put a twenty on the counter. "Keep the change." He nodded to the cashier, something I noticed all guys did, took my hand and lead me out of the shop to were Deidara was already in his swim trunks. He motioned to the bathroom behind him.
He's still holding my hand!
"Go change, un."
"This day is gonna be awesome!" I skipped into the women's restroom happily, humming to myself. I had long since forgotten about Naruto and Sasuke, caught up in all the amusement park excitement. Really, I should learn to keep better track of things.
Stuff like this always bites me in the ass.
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Sasori smirked as he watched Sakura's retreating figure. There was just something about her-he couldn't put a name to it-that drew him in like a moth to a flame. Maybe it was her hair, so soft and long and just different from all the other girls he'd dated. Maybe it was her confidence, and how she honestly didn't seem to care at all what he thought.
She was just so...precious. But at the same time, he knew she could handle herself. She was funny and emotional and so much fun to tease. She was his best friend and true love all wrapped into one. Sakura made his heart pound at an unsafe rate.
And, he thought, glancing over at Deidara, who looked equally as smitten as he felt, I'm not the only one she's got wrapped around her little finger.
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"Hey teme, are we there yet?"
"Shut up, dobe."
"But temeeeeeee-"
"Shut up."
"...are we there yet?"
"No."
"How about now?"
"No."
"Now?"
"No."
"Now-HOLY SHIT, TEME. YOU ALMOST CRASHED INTO THAT OLD LADY!"
"hn."
"..."
"..."
"...Are we there y-OW! THAT IS NOT THE PROPER WAY TO USE A CELL PHONE, MISTER!"
"...hn."
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