HAH! It's been a while, isn't it ?

~TunA~

Kuroko arrived at his destination after exchanging numbers with the hawk stranger, walking through the huge freaking mansion- is this even called as mansion? and getting ready to photoshoot.

"Anno, -" He started to speak behind Camus, an elegant man, who is sitting in a couch successfully got startled by the deep voice he heard behind him. If you're looking around now, you'll going to see a chucking brown haired man, a man wearing blank face , and a gray haired man laughing so hard until he got chocked by the banana he is now eating.

"W- what do you need? " "I need to talk with the old man wearing sunglasses with a habit to roll his tongue, do you know him perhaps.?"

"He's on his office room. " Camus stated smoothly with an elegant wavy hair swaying, "Ok, then bye. " Kuroko answered back with a pure evil glinting inside his own emerald cat like eyes, yes, he did borrow again Tatsuo's personality, sigh, how long this story would go?, he turned his body to the opposite and heading to the weird guy's office, with a beastly hot walk, just like a hot devil declaring a war for all the handsome angels out there.

And now he arrived.

'Should I knock first?

...

Nah. '

He walks backward a lil bit ... And ... "HAAAA!-" "What are you doing?" a voice echoed from the hallway.

...

"GAAHH!" 'THE HELL WAS THAT- oh. He looks like me. ' "Hello , there Aicchan," "Hi. " He gaze up to Kuroko and "You look like my big brother even I don't have a big brother. "

"Really? If I copy your hairstyle, will you consider me as your big brother?" he just looked at me nodded and left. "He wants me to be his big bro, eh? " Again stepping back, looking left to right, no humans here, no sound, only a door.

He gone serious and ran attempting to kick the door "Here we come, OLYMPICS! " and the door flew open, revealing the startled Saotome "NADESHIKO JAPAN! " and a foot landed on his face.

'Ah. '

"So you met a guy that is really good in singing on a train and you two exchanged numbers? " Saotome said while rubbing his face "What's his name? " while on the other side Kuroko stood up there with triumphant smirk "Takao Kazunari." Saotome just nodded and smiles widely.

widely.

He aga- wait. Lemme remove the italic font... He again proceed to his work and Kuroko left, walking through the hallway, turning left, go straight, turn right, and left again, go backwards, go forward, backward again, and there's the photo shoot.

He now sat on a glorious chair, girls coming up after him to put some eyeliner, lip balm, black hair dye for the tips of his hair, a black tail coat, with gold trim and hat, signifying as ringmaster, with accessories, a mark of black spade and red diamond on his cheek with a few make up scratches, chains on his wrists and a cold red liquid dripping on his face, and body, making it as blood.

He now posed sitting on a black throne with spikes, holding a whip, with a devilish grin.

*snap* *snap*

Crossing his legs and right hand holding the whip, resting his chin on his left hand, a huge smirk plastered to his face.

*snap*

Now with a girl, how lucky she is, he now cupped the girl's chin and pulling it towards his face, a devilish glint on his eyes...

*snap* *snap*

Now with a five girls! Around him, one hugging behind him, two on his legs, one hugging his right arm and the other one is the opposite.

*snap* *snap*

After the photo shoot, he proceeded to exit the room, greet all humans passing by...

"You look like my big brother even I don't have a big brother. "

"Hoh~ ne Natsu!, did you see Aicchan?" He ran towards Natsuki, given the answers he ran towards a bathroom. Cleansing his black tips of hair, he tied up his hair like Ai's and exited.

"Aicchan! ~" running again to Ai , swinging his arms on Ai's shoulder, 10 out of 10 they really look like brothers...

Kuroko, getting pissed off, waiting for the train to come, to send him off to his loving house...

(PS I don't know where Seirin is located but from my observation, it is somewhere in Tokyo? So I'll just make it exactly in Tokyo and I specifically don't know where Shining Agency also located, so I'll make it Shibuya, Tokyo, but from where they located is really unknown for me, maybe you know where, so just pm me :) )

All of sudden, He pulled up his bag and a set of drums came out of nowhere... Now playing some rock songs, he jam it all, earning a lot and loud of applause... Bowing and smiling, He gained new fans again, sigh... What chapter Takao would be his band mate?

A train stopped and Kuroko get up, putting all the drum set in his bag, don't ask me how, while taking a nap.

5 minutes...

...

10...

...

1 hour..

"Sup' People!~ You're now in Tokyo City! So lift your ass up and leave! Before this shit eating train explode! "

Well, that was rude... A sudden booming song heard by the people around him, looking at him, Kuroko just shrugged.

'HEYEAYEAYEA!

YEA YEA YEA!

I SAID HEY!

WHAT'S GOING O-'

don't mind the ringtone, Kuroko answer the call receiving an alluring voice of Riko silently telling him to be fast enough for the game, "BAKA KUROKO TETSUYAHO! Come this instant! You don't mind that the team are going to lose to one of your carrot teammate, do you!? "

And he ran.

For his badass life.

Badass.

Life.

Finish?

Sorry?

Forgive me?

Kuroko must look like the cover, if you can't imagine. Just Imagine Kuroko being tall badass character.

Not updating? Sorry.

*SIGNING OUT*

PhantomTuna99